Monday, November 27, 2006

Land of no return

I want to be home. I am not yet. This pisses me off. I hate leaving my home. Does this make me a hermit? Don't really care I suppose. I will be in the land of lakes and human eating pelicans before I know it. Yah me.

The wedding was very nice. I will post pictures when I get home...I like home.

At the reception my son, Butch, (remember him) cut a rug. I swear to God that this boy danced all night. He was the hit of the drunken ball. Then after his momma had 5 or 10 drinks, she joined him. He sat out the slow songs and some country ones. Other then that he was a non stop dancing machine. When we left around midnight, he informed me that this had been the best night of his whole life.

So a plus for rock and roll music, and a loud DJ, and drunk jack hammers dancing...including me of course......

My Boo has been a pistol the whole trip. She rather enjoys annoucning to God and everyone who will listen when she farts. Rather it be at home, at a restraunt, or a wedding ceremony.

Momma , I farted...dats gwoss


yes baby, that is gwoss....Stop emabarrsing me...


Blondie was a perfect flower girl. Nearly everyone told me how beautiful she was. And that all my kids could be in the pictures. What the hell does that mean?

I think I caught a few drunk dudes looking at my cleavage at the party. My cleavage was rather glittery and perky that night, so its ok.

Well I will post pics when I get home. Hope you all had a good holiday.

Now Boo is not only informing me she farted, but that she cant see her hand in the dark.

Bee Real

16 comments:

Neurotic1 said...

Go Butch and Bossy! I love dancing at receptions! I am always the biggest ass on the floor! Boo can come fart by me anytime! I'm glad you're back in cyber world. Now hurry up and get home!

Fantastagirl said...

Good Gawd woman - you've been gone for ages - are you ever coming back?

We've missed you!

Glad that the wedding went well and all had a great time!

Brandy said...

Sounds like you all had a great time!

Ok are ya home yet?? When ya getting home?? I miss your humor!! Geez you have been gone forever and a coons age!!

Be safe coming home!!

LittleJen said...

Sounds like you and the kids had a ball.
Cant wait to see the pictures.

JD's Rose said...

At least Boo thought it was gwoss... this is a good thing.

I feel sorry for brides when there are cute little kids at a wedding... every one is too busy admiring how cute the kids are to even notice the bride!

I'm sure that Butch was a stud!

xxx

just_tammy said...

Dang, I vote we never let you leave home and US ever again! This has been the longest trip of my life!

Glad everything went well with the wedding. Sounds like everyone had a great time including the gwoss farting Boo. Give the kid some Beano to end the embarrassment. Can't have her gwossing herself out.

Travel safely. There are idiots out on those road.

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

hey guys,
just getting ready to head on the road..we got a good 8 hour drive today..I will post pics as soon as I get home...love u guys..

beth said...

that sounds like one good time! we drove 6.5 hours back to the land of 10,00 lakes yesterday. it is good to be home.
(this is my new site, btw)
can't wait to see the pics!

keesh said...

Glad it went well. can't wait to see pics :)

Karin said...

I think a lot of kids when they are boo's age annouce their farts. I know my little cousin did very loud at Kmart it is still a family joke. I can't wait to see pictures. I hope your drive wasn't too bad and that you didn't have to hear about lots of farts.

Gette said...

Glad you had fun and are coming home just in time for it to get cold and crappy again!

The Blog Whore said...

Jeesh, at least we know you are still alive. Leaving for so long like this and no will this time.

:)

Not trying to start any trouble or anything.

Badoozie said...

so, i was wondering when you were going to come up for air....can't wait for the pics...i spose we will be subjected to the glittering girls? sounds like butch bee is ready to be a rockstar, get the boy an electric guitar already....

Badoozie said...

ps what was shake-n-baker pants doing this whole time?

Badoozie said...

ricky bobby Talledega nights is coming out on video Dec 12th, mark that on your calendar....i'm playn for keeps..

Angie said...

Man, I feel your pain on feeling "stuck" in the homeland. I was there for 20 days, so trust me, I know ;)

Have a safe trip! Looking forward to seeing your drunk self in pics. That outta be fun!!