Sunday, August 10, 2008

I fight authority, authroity always wins

Normally I steer clear of trouble. Normally I try to avoid situations where I may or may not be thrown in the county hotel.

Over the last three weeks, I have had the PO-LiCE called on me twice.

Time number one was at Pale Girls apartment when we were sitting around her table..Things mighta got outta hand when one of the four us put our empties filled with pistachio shells on a neighbors doorstep..

Shortly after that delivery there was was a knock on the door...There were four of us sittin at the table, drinking, having a good time...

Who woulda thought that 4 ladies could cause such a ruckus with people. I guess we were loud...or the haters were made they were not invited..

I think the folks just didn't like Mike at the doorstep...

Mikes Hard Lemonade that is....

This past Thursday Pale girl was over and so was our pal special...

After a couple MIkes we decided to do a little B and E...

I would say that hubs was an accomplice since he stayed here and was our look out...

but I wont...

Anyway, we did some breaking and entering...

we were on a mission..We had a purpose for this mission.

We cant find what we are looking for, but we see items that will do..

We run off with our goods..cause thats what u do when your stealing, you run off.

With your goods.

Your also suppose to wear all black and sport pantyhose on your face...

But us being the experienced breakers and enterers that we are, we go in broad daylight with our own faces..

Thats how hard core we be.

Next day while I was at Pale Girls house. We were basking in the glow of our recent crime spree thinking how easy that was, cause we never even got caught.

Then she gets a call from Officer Nelson asking about said B and E.

Turns out, we did get caught..

I guess if you don't get busted by the cops during a breaking and entering, its almost like it didn't happen..

For the next week I am going to stay on the other side of the law. My concert is in a few days and I must be a law biding citizen if I wanna cross state lines...

Next Tuesday(19th) we head out on our camping trip...I don't think we are going up north, I think we are going to go to South Dakota...

Us girls, the open highway, 5 tots, a cooler full of Mikes and our stolen camping goods.

Just like Thelma and Louise..

Minus Brad Pitt...and cliff jumping...



Who's in?

29 comments:

Southern Sage said...

hehehehe
I can only imagine you hard core ne'er do wells causing havoc wherever you roam!
Have fun sleeping in tents and pooping in the yard!
haaaaaaaaaaaa
wish I was gonna get to watch that camping trip!!!!

lisabella said...

up north? South Dakota, or Up the River????

Flip Flop Momma said...

Sage,
Havoc and crime just follow us...

Come to SD and be our protector, I mean our fish cleaner.

Lisa,
Well, could go either way..

Scarlet said...

Hey, I'm the one with red hair...I need to be part of the Thelma & Louise road trip! Just pick me up. We can bring Elvis (Check him out on my latest post!). ;) LOL

Gette said...

I don't think I can post a pic in your comments, so you'll have to go check out my Blog.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Scarlet,
if Miami was on the way to South dakota, u would SOOO be coming..

Gette,
u have intriged me..must.go.see.

Southern Sage said...

Damn I'm going to SD!!!!!
but not till hunting season
protector huh??
thats what you'd call my role??
hehe

Bee Repartee said...

Maybe they were only haters because the Mikes' were empties. If they were full, maybe then they would have joined you?

I hope you have fun crossing state lines, Louise.

metalmom said...

Sounds like you were just having 'mischief'! Next time leave the po-po out of it!!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Sage,
well...u can have any role u want..just kill things that bug me..ok?

Bee,
well like im gonna waste Mikes..Good Lord woman;)

Metal,
well..I sure as shit didnt invite them to bust us..haha

Sometimes u do get a good looking one..so thats a plus..

Slick said...

Geeezus girl, sounds to me like you need to lay off of Mike for a little while.

By the way, my name's Mike ;)

I'll be checking out the recent mugshots looking for you.

Humincat said...

Wow, when your tele goes out, you dont mess around do ya? I think next time you should just send Pale girl in a sheet and they will think they are seeing a ghost and will not mind her taking shit.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Slick,
I like Mikes, all Mikes..haha..

I hope I dont look retarded if I ever get a mugshot taken...thats why I always have lipgloss on.

Humincat,
I never thought of that..

We did go to the beach on Fri and she got a little bit of sun...

Haphazardkat said...

camping in South Dakota.
One word.
SNAKES!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Maybe Pale girl will scare 'em.
or...maybe she'll become a snake goddess beings that she's pale like a snakes belly.

They'll be all huddled at your campsite paying slither homage to the great snake goddess all bobbin and weavin and shizzle...

I want pics.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Kat,
snakes huh?....Well I am not sure if there will be many there...with 5 tots around, thats likely to scare em away..

but there have been people who have called pale girl Madusa, so maybe they will flock to her.

Monogram Queen said...

Girl you are too damn much!!! You always always make me laugh and smile.

cathouse teri said...

I'm in!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Patti,
well im glad someone got a kick outta my PO-Lice mishaps;)

Teri,
hot damn...

sweets said...

LOL you crazy woman... the police came calling twice? mwhahahahahahaha loved that post :)

Southern Sage said...

Well I can kill bugs
I'l get my sleeping bag and a jug of homemade and meetcha there.

Janell said...

Oh, I love camping - you and PG and the tots are gonna have a great time.

Try to stay out of the County Hotel over there in SD. Wait til you get back home before you do any more B & E. :)

Flip Flop Momma said...

Sweets,
I never had the police called on me so many times in my life..

;)

Sage,
K....bring your wranglers.

Janell,
Good Lord, if I ever end up in the county hotel, that will be one hellofa story..haha

cathouse teri said...

Yeah, I'm easy.

Hey, I responded to your comment at my post. Tell me what ya think.

catscratch said...

Oh.My.God.

I always knew you'd end up in the pokey. Hopefully, we'll all go at the same time. It might even be fun.

catscratch said...

Oh.My.God.

I always knew you'd end up in the pokey. Hopefully, we'll all go at the same time. It might even be fun.

Choppzs said...

Have fun camping...don't drive off any cliffs!

What'd you steal, someones lawn nome? lol

Southern Sage said...

hehe
I was hoping not to need em, but if you insist!

The Doozie said...

Did I miss something? No one has asked about the B and E and what the heck that is all about

Flip Flop Momma said...

Doozer,
I guess your the only nosey one...

I will tell about it at a later junctor..