Monday, August 25, 2008

Breaking News

We inturupt this scheduled blogging moment..to let u know...

Grandma died....

The woman who took me bar hopping when I was three days old in a fucking box......

is DEAD..

Im not sure whats going to happen...Not sure if im going to go spit on the grave, or if im gonna just stay here and drink...

All I know..is this very wicked woman..

is feeling the heat..

Amen Bitches...

17 comments:

Yarn Tails said...

I hope your mom is ok with it all.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Yarn Tails.
I think she is relieved..

Southern Sage said...

Let the grave pissing begin.



Then you gotta let it goooooooooooo.

Humincat said...

I've never known anyone I wanted dead, so I don't know what the proper response should be....I guess I'll just say what I usually am thinking....What's for dinner?

Bradley's Mom said...

Just want to say I'm sorry.

Sorry that she was the way she was. Sorry that she couldn't be the kind of grandma you wanted a relationship with.

Sorry for everything.

Love ya!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Humincat,
I cant say I wanted her dead, it just doesnt mean anything to me that she is..

is that bad?

and spaghetti...

Sage,
U know I dont let stuff go until I have posted about it at least 3 times.

Ma,
thanks..

ur more of a grandma to me then she ever was..and I never even met u..

(i realize u r not old enough 2 be my grandma, but well, u get the point:-)

sweets said...

i agree with sage... but it's tough... letting go of stuff like that, just remember that she's not worth the anger and the bitterness... she would just love you hating her forever :)

Mrs. K said...

well another day another dollar then, right? and by the way happy birthday to your beautiful baby girl...they grow up so fast. my baby girl will be 9 this year. she wants a limo to take her and her friends to a spa or a movie...yeah, ok, whatever.

So Not The Bradys said...

It is sad to have lived such a life that no one feels much but relief when you're gone.

I hope your mom had the chance to speak her mind at some point, and that everyone deals with it as they need to deal with it.

And if not, there's always booze!

Scarlet said...

This is so sad. She could've been so different to you and you would've had a totally different reaction to the news. I'm glad to hear you're not devastated though. :)

catscratch said...

I agree with Sage. You can't harbor this anger anymore. She's gone. So goodbye to bad memories.
Now maybe you and your family can heal and move forward.

I think I'd rather drink than piss though.

Cliff said...

Sorry you are taking this so hard.
Any way.

About the party. I can't make it but would if I lived a bit closer. I'd drive 3 hours but not 4. 3 would get me to Des Moines. But thanks and Yes I got the invite AND replied. I hope this will get me some points.

metalmom said...

I am so happy the weight has been taken away. Rejoice that she will no longer effect anyone else.

((HUGZ))

Monogram Queen said...

I hardly know what to say... "sizzle in peace Grandma" sounds kind of crass.

I'll just echo yarn tails and say I hope your Mom is okay.

just_tammy said...

You're not supposed to do this to me when you know I'm beyond tired...when I read the first couple of lines, I thought it was the one you will actually pick up the phone for (as in the one you love in spite of her love of the phone). Freaked me out. Then I continued reading and got the point. Be grateful you have the phone chatting gram who loves you.

Give your mom my love and condolences (you, too - but you knew that). Let the healing... begin...

Jamie Dawn said...

I'm not feeling the love here.
I'm sorry your grandma was not a good, loving person.
I'm sorry you have to make this hitonious drive.
Get home safely and give Boo some cake.

Krystal said...

Bar hopping in a box when you were three days old...

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around that one...