Tuesday, August 12, 2008


Its getting closer to my trip to Iowa where I will parade around in a slutty shirt of some sort, cause well, that's what I do..

I'm looking forward to this a great deal. I don't look forward to many things in life...

You all can vouch for that.

Its been a while since I have been a VIP at a Lepp show..

ok, since last Sept, but it seems like a damn lifetime ago...

I can barely contain myself...

Thats a pick of the boys I took two years ago in Fargo...I just love that one..

Anyway, the day I get back from my 6 hour jaunt to visit the boys, I'm leaving for camping.

Now my plans have changed...

Pale Girl has backed outta the deal....so I'm going without her.

But I have changed the course of the trip. We are not going up north, or going to the campground in SD I was thinking about..

We are still going to South Dakota..

But we are going here instead.

My bad ass, is going to travel along the bad lands, the black hills and hell I am even going to go sit Crazy Horse's a lap..

We have not decided if we are going to use our tent or the tee-pee the grounds provide. I'm all cultured and shit, but not sure if I'm cultured enough to enjoy three nights in a tee pee...
I am not sure if me staying in a tee pee would be some sort of disgrace to the Native Americans...I'm sure it would be..
It has to be..
I don't want to get the Cherokee's head dresses in a knot..so I guess I should rough it in a tent..
I'm sorry we stole your land...please just let me sleep in peace...take the tots..they love doing those rain dances and shit..and the little one loves feathers.
And they Love Pocahontas..

Its a nearly nine hour drive...and Lord knows I have done enough driving this summer...

In the last month alone I have driven to or thru 6 states, so why not make it 7?

This bitch likes to travel as much as the next wandering salesman, but hell, I am not looking forward to another case of restless ass syndrome.

Its all for the love of the tots..

So I wont be around much...I'm taking the rest of this week to prepare for my concert and to get camping gear into place...

I will try to post some concert pics Sunday when I get back...but I wont have a whole lotta time..

Then I'm leaving Monday morning around 5 am to head to the black hills..

I will be back Thursday evening sometime..

If the bears don't get me..

Enjoy the week and the weekend...


Humincat said...

Have fun. What a good Momma you are!

Flip Flop Momma said...

lets see how good a momma I am when I come back...I might of had to tie one to the top of the car or leave one behind;)

Anonymous said...

well the dick joke tickled the shit outta me!
have a big ole time
pale girl isnt coming huh?
do they have an available tee-pee next to yours for rent????????

Flip Flop Momma said...

im sure they do...come on over..

Nope, she isnt comin now...i had a feelin she wouldnt..

Scarlet said...

OMG, I've always wanted to check out Mt. Rushmore and the Black Hills of SD! What I wouldn't give to take Pale Girl's place on this road trip!!

Flip Flop Momma said...

its not too late...fly here and u can ride with us..

come on...I know u wanna..

maybe we can find some karaoke on the way;)

Foster Communications said...

Have an awesome time on your trip--slutty shirts and all!!

Oh and I'd totally rock the tee pee, just to say you did.

Bradley's Mom said...


Wishing you the BEST two trips EVER!

Enjoy your concert AND your trip with the little ones! I hope you are all safe and have a lot of fun!!!


Greeneyes said...

You crack me up! Thanks for the laughs !
I hope you rock your world have a great trip !
And I think I may have seen that guy in the pic in a bar once , whoops tellin to much hahahahhaaha
uglie little critter , (SHIVERS)


Flip Flop Momma said...

u know I love the slutty shirts..

the trip wont be the same without u;)

sad thing is, Im sure Ive met him b4 2..hehe

Not-So-Normal-Mom said...

You are going to have so much fun!!! I'm jealous! That pic of the camping lands is gorgeous. And I'm thinking you're right about the teepees. We've a;ready done so much to them...;-)

Tutu said...

what is this about Iowa--when and where?

sweets said...

9 hour drive? argh... thanks but no thanks... sounds like fun tho... i would SO sleep in the teepees... but heck i'm from Africa so what would you expect?!...Indians, wow! LOL

ok enjoy!!!

Monogram Queen said...

Have a GREAT being a VIP! (you're always VIP in my book!)

Wow i'd stay in a teepee in a minute and I don't even LIKE camping! South Dakota sound awesome. I'm officially jealous!

P.S. I hate friends that bale... :(

The Doozie said...

You're even crazier than I first imagined. You're going to have to split that drive in half. Make sure you stop at a really dirty motel

Lisa said...

Sounds like a hoot! Love the teepee idea, but I agree, just a tad politically incorrect.
Have fun...

Oh! and thanks for adding me to your blog roll! I'm honored!

catscratch said...

I'm sure you'll have a blast!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Not so Normal Mom,
I know, it would be like putting salt in the wound huh?

Saturday...state fair...defff leppard..be there or be sqaure;)

well it takes 16 hours 4 me to drive the tots to the homeland, so nine hours is just a breeze;)

Im still contomplating the whole tee pee thing...I think i would rather stay at the Hilton instead..

break up a nine hour drive? thats nothing...when we drive to the homland we drive 10 hours one day and 6 the next...we are experts..dont be a hater.

yeah...im still not sure bout the tee pee..its just not my style;)

Flip Flop Momma said...

I hope so...

Tutu said...

as a matter of fact I am driving through DM on Sat and going to my daughters in Iowa City for the weekend.
go see the butter cow if you get there early enough

Cliff said...

Well I read to the bottom. You are amazing.
Good luck with all that you do and in which ever jail you land in.
ON second thought, with your past experience, you should be able to get a part time job being a prisoner AND guarding them.

Flip Flop Momma said...

well I have been told about that cow...but im not sure i would find it very impressive;)

This is true....

Would u come bail me out?

Haphazardkat said...

Pale girl let you down?!
The snakes will be lonely without their medusa!
Hey--tentin in a tee pee sounds awesome! Course, that might be my Cherokee indian blood speakin cuz i know my welsh/scottish blood curls up at the thought without alcohol to get me through... heh.

Have a blast at your BAD concert and BAD campin trip! pics..I want pics...

Flip Flop Momma said...

now it seems my whole fucking camping trip may be in the shitter.

Gawd I HATE people..

Wethyb said...

Damn girl! You're flippin' busy!!! I'm so jealous that you've gotten to go to so many damn places lately.

Have lots of fun and tell the Boys I say hello :D

IamDerby said...

hey sorry your camping trip fell through... I am suppose to go on one next weekend, feel free to come take my place.

Love the pic of the naked mole rat... back in college I had a t shirt with one of those guys on it.

The Egel Nest said...

The black hills, Badlands and Mt Rushmore are awesome places to visit. Enjoy!

And...the fact that Def Leppard played in Fargo must still be a joke on their tour bus...lol

The Egel Nest

CMB said...

OMG - that mole rat poster is great!