Monday, August 18, 2008

Fat BOTTOM girls...

dont 4get to scroll down to last post to see my Lepp pics and my ass on stage with Everclear...dont know em?..yeah, me either..

The Boy whom is 11, and heading to 6th grade is troubled. This lad is just disgusted.

He wants those ads on tv for male enhancement removed ASAP..its like a Code Blue for him.

In this one ad, the woman says..

enjoy more

feel more

see more

My son wants to know what u need to see.

He told me that if this commercail is about what he thinks it is, he is just disgusted.

And really he is right..

There are so many commercials out there about the penis.

What is so great about the penis?

consult your doc if your wanker is erect for more then 4 hours, and be sure to ask if its ok if u go on a big screwing spree cause if your ticker cant take, might wanna get some lotion out..

if your wife thinks your weenie is a tad too teenie, take our pill to plump your member. I mean your wife married you when she clearly knew you didn't know what to do with your Johnson, so lets make it rounder, and plumper so u can really give it to her....

I am so sick of these ads...

Put them on the Playboy channel where the pervs and skanks hang out...they need it..

My tots don't need to hear it..



Wanna know how bored I was today?

So bored I watched a whole movie on HBOLT...if you do not know what that is, is HBO Latino.

It plays movies that are on regular HBO, BUT..its all in Spanish.

I don't know a damn lick of Spanish...So I think I am going to start watching a movie a day on it..its going to be my own personal language coach..

By years end I will be fluently speaking with the best of the Latinos out there..

Its gonna be a sweet day for me.


Ok, I will tell you more about my trip to see my fella's and post some more pics...

I get to the fair around 2. But I have to arrive thru gate 13..

We are dropped off at gate 9. I took a city bus because all the parking lots were full, and thats just where they dropped us off.

I kindly ask where the hell gate 13 is...I need gate 13...


I kid you not, it was at least a 2 mile walk to gate 13. I get to gate 13 and tell them I need my fair ticket, because since I am VIP I get a free fair ticket.

I walk 2 damn miles, in my flip flops, in the find out all they were doing was radioing the Administrators building to see if my name was on the list..then bam, im in.

I coulda done this at any damn gate...why did they tell us gate 13?

Because they are all douche bags...thats why

The VIP party was, well, technically backstage, because it was in the back of the grandstands right in front of the tour buses..

In dirt and was crowded and smelly..

hell yeah bitches..

After the party my pals Jules and Karrie and I walked over to the Margarita tent, I mean holy shit...u cant go to a concert and not consume mass quantities of spirits..

I had tons of stupid folk come up and ask if my tattoo was real.

Never in my life have I been asked that.

I felt like sayin..

no, Jules and I hung out at the face painting tent and she spent hours painting this on my back, because well, she is semi retarded and wanted to color...

We were kinda getting annoyed...
Then after the show I had people come up to me telling me the saw my tattoo on the big screen when the song Hystria was played. I had no idea they did that. The HOT security guy told me he tried getting the camera man to do, but he couldnt get his attention, but somehow, one of them did, cause boy, I heard about it..

Jules is the kinda gal that makes her own party, kinda like me...

Her and I were just like two peas in one rockin pod.

Everyone wanted to stand by us, because well, we are fucking awesome that way..

During the show I was making eye contact with the very cute drummer. He would just stare and grin at me...At one point I said "u rock rick"...and he winked at me.

While I was on stage dancing with the opening act, Rick was back there by his drum kit..I waved at him, and he told me "nice tattoo"

If he would of asked me if it was real, I was going to go bust his knee caps.

After the show he came out and walked down the catwalk, he winked at me as he went by, then when he was shaking hands he grabbed mine extra hard and squeezed it and winked at me..

See here he is making his way 2 me..

He is damn adorable...his curly locks, his great smile, his baby face..

Oh, he is a dream...

Where Jules and I were sitting, we had some views of their back sides. When they went to the front of the cat walk, we just saw the butts.

Butts aren't bad..

Here are some..

See, I got lots of ass that night....which is not a bad thing..

This is me standing right by the stage, which is where our seats were...Thanks to Jules..

Gawd I want to marry her.

That is the lead singer of Everclear there in the back...

Lets see..what else can I show you?

I love him....we were suppose to marry, but then The Hubs well, brainwashed me...

and well, I'm still here...


I could sit and talk about this night for weeks, as you all know, because after every Lepp show I spend days posting pics and talking about it in very intricate detail..

I know some of u could give two shits less, and well...

Poo on u..

For 21 years this band has been at my side.

I cant say that about any of you, now can I?

Damn people..

anyway, it was a great time, even the hubs liked walking around the fair and my late night calls telling him I was onstage dancing with the band..or to tell him I had sweat on my hands from being touched by them, or how I felt up their legs..

This was one of the best times I have had at a Lepp show..

Its not even the seats, because I normally sit in the first 3 rows at thats not it..

I think it was the company I had..

I go to this show to meet some gals I met on the Lepp forum...Not knowing anything about them other then we all love the band.

(hubs was worried he would have to call Nancy Grace to find my dis-membered remains)

I was unsure if we would get along, because frankly, I hate people and rarely like anyone.

But these girls kicked ass..

Jules, Kerrie and I are going to shows together next year..

Jules and I have to keep Kerrie focused, she likes to hold up walls and smother the security guys with love..

They are awesome and I cant wait to do another show with them..

Jules and I bonded over stories I had...and we will leave it at that;)


Thought I would update you on the woman I can not call granny....

She isn't dead yet.

There is your update.


just_tammy said...

I'm so pissed off! I had the best comment typed out and blogger ate all my witty thoughts...I even used 'vicariously' which is pretty impressive since my mind is shot...I'll e-mail you 'witty' tomorrow if I can still pull a thought together...

just_tammy said...

I'm so pissed off! I had the best comment typed out and blogger ate all my witty thoughts...I even used 'vicariously' which is pretty impressive since my mind is shot...I'll e-mail you 'witty' tomorrow if I can still pull a thought together...

just_tammy said... there are two identical crappy comments...please edit for me...

sweets said...

so cool!!! so you are a VIP eh? impressive :)

Shannon said...

Looks like you had a great time!!! Too funny about the tattoo questions, lol.

Monogram Queen said...

It does sound like a truly awesome time! After your crap-tastic summer you totally totally deserve it. I'm not jealous. Nope, not a bit.

catscratch said...

All I can say is YOU ROCK and we need to par-tay.

I know you don't like people and all, but you can put your big girl panties on and we'll drink too much and have a helluva time.

We could go to karaoke and out sing all those wannabeeee bitches.

Note to just_tammy... Blogger is an evil whore and it eats everything.

IamDerby said...

Ok in one of those first pictures I thought you were keeping a beer can in your shirt.... but now I see its just a security tag. If you had gotten all redneck, I have wear my beer in my bra I might have had to do something. ;)

Flip Flop Momma said...

I totally believe u had a comment, really I do:)

4 sure baby:) VIP is the only away 2 B..haha

I know, I mean never have I been asked that shit b4..WTF!

thats 4 sure, this summer has totally blown up the ass..

im in...

Flip Flop Momma said...

HAHAHA...I dont even drink beer..

Its VIP security tag,your right:)

no way on Gods Green Earth would I be all redneck:)

So Not The Bradys said...

Sounds, and looks, like you had a great time.

I couldn't find anyone to go with me on Wed. to see them. So, obviously, I'm not going.


My friends suck.

Flip Flop Momma said...

I would go in a heartbeat..

but i spent all my money on this trip.

I was acctually thinking of going to the Indiana show..

go alone, its worth it..i went alone:)

Slick said...

Them penis ads don't work. They're just tricks.

I mean, you know...that's just what I heard and all...

Scarlet said...

First of all, thanks for the update on granny. ;)

I just adore this post. The pics are out of this world...fantastic! I wish I could've done this back in the early 80s when I had a thing for Rick Savage. I would've died for that close up of him on guitar. (That was him, wasn't it?)

Sounds like you and Rick Allen had a little something brewing backstage.

The girls you went with look like a lot of fun...three peas in a pod. Great coverage!

Flip Flop Momma said...

It was just a service 4 the good of man kind..I know sweety..

YES, Rick Savage, my hubby...back off:)

I did this in the late 80's too...went to shows my parents dont even know about, did things that im not proud of.

but it was a damn good time:)

JoeinVegas said...

I see why you were on stage - they picked all the sexy blonds out of the audience, of course you would be first.
Glad you had such a good time -

metalmom said...

Damn, I was hopin' she was dead and cold....For your sake!

cathouse teri said...

Thanks for the fuckface update! Sorry she's not dead yet, though. Dammit. But I still have that box for ya.

Hey, I'm with the boy on the "male enhancement" ads! They disgust me and I'm almost fifty! And I love the penis!

Love the concert pics. So fun! You gals are too cool!

Haphazardkat said...

Ok first?
Where the hell is the pic of your tattoo
and second?
Is it real?

*ducks the kick and laughsssss*

Everclear is a pretty cool band. I like some of their shizzle but one can OD on their same sound very quickly.

I'm probably the only person yet alive that likes Nickleback.

My spawn loves them too.

We sit in my truck jammin to them alla time.

V-V Devil Horns!

Flip Flop Momma said...

oh go on....

Metal Mom,
me 2

nope FF is alive, although we are sure she is being killed by my moms other sister..

I should write about that ehh?

u have not seen my tatoo?..

I dont believe a word of it..

Haphazardkat said...

No! I've never seen your mean other bloggers have?
You must remedy this. STAT!
...don't make me beg :|
It ain't pretty.

Flip Flop Momma said...

I will email u a pic...I dont know when im posting again, and because your mental health means a lot 2 me, I will show u..

I posted it when I got it a long time ago, so lots have seen it, but i think that was b4 your time:)

Tom said...

Please tell Butch Bee to have a little tolerance...some guys hung like a tic tac need to know where they can find help!

Anonymous said...

well shit girl- can't we see a pic of that famous tattoo???

Flip Flop Momma said...

oh gosh, I dont even wanna know why u that;)

I can email it to u...everyone else here has seen it:)

Insane Mama said...

ummm, I'd kinda like to meet you and party and take pics of butts

Flip Flop Momma said...

Insane Mama,
well im game....

3 Magpies said...

Everclear's Sparkle and Fade CD has an awesome song...number three on the disc... it kicks butt. Give it a listen and post your thoughts. I'd enjoy reading them, I'm sure!

Anonymous said...

the only downside best I can tell to the 4 hr erection is aving to get in the shower to pee, other'n that how could be classified a side effect??

Good pics as well as aimless babble about the people singing.

Jamie Dawn said...

Fun, fun, fun!!!
Your hair looks adorable, and so do you!!!!
I'm certainly in the fat bottom girls category, just like your post title.
It sounds like you all had a blast!

I agree with you about all those male enhancement commercials. ENOUGH already!!!!

- Jules - said...

Oh I loved this post... And I will totally Marry you as well! We should plot to take over the world next tour! With a little frosty cup of love and the security detail being harassed by Karrie, your pretend hubby and mine will not stand a chance!