Since its summer vacation for Gods sake, I try not to wake up before dawns crack...Because I really do enjoy the shut eye...
This morning I hear the ole hubs leave to go earn his greenbacks...
I am sort of awake anyway, because there is this massive thunderstorm brewing out my window..God didn't care it was still sleepy time for me.
A couple minutes later my phone rings...I lay there and don't even entertain the thought of answering it, because no one needs to call me this early...And if someone has died, they will still be dead at 8am and I will answer the phone then.
I close my weary eyes again..and BAM the phone is ringing again. This time I look to see who it is, and I see its hubs calling from work.
I answer it and he informs me they are sending them all to the tornado shelter and would like me to follow suite here...
The tots are already down there, because they love sleeping down there when its hot out..
I figure to myself if it was that important the siren would blow..
This city has a weird way of wanting to kill people, because they rarely blow it when there is one heading right for me.
I turn on the telly and sure right on the news it says there is one heading to my house.
Still no whistle..
The people who run the city must have part time jobs at walmart and are unable to function in normal capacity....
And I just feel sorry for them..
God speed retards..
My 4 year darling tot is obsessed with The Jonas Brothers. For you feeble minded elders, its a couple of semi good looking brothers who pound out tunes in Radio Disney and The Disney Channel..
My darling tot swears she will marry one...I tell her she wont. she cries and says she is a princess and they will indeed marry her. All of them.
I say not unless you wanna be jailed...You cant marry more then one person...plus your 4 and thats a jail sentence all in itself.
Then she informs me she is almost 5..
well you got me there honey...
she is also convinced they live in our homeland back in Michigan.
I keep telling her they would NEVER live there...not ever.
She then says while she was watching the Disney Channel they said they are all over the world, and therefore the homeland is part of that world so they are there.
I cant hardly argue wit that logic.
While my mom and I were on our adventure driving to Virgina Beach a couple weeks ago, I advised her to put in our Jimmy Buffet CD..She bought it a while back and left it in my van, and it had never been open.
When your on the open road, sometimes hearing " why don't we get drunk and screw" just makes the flow of traffic go faster...
So she opens it and pops it in. The damn thing keeps spitting itself out and says "error"
I'm getting fuckin irritated because I don't want to be on this damn trip to start with, and plus its never been opened so how could I have damaged it already?????
We try a good 10 times , I have her breath on it, and wipe it, figuring this will help anything...I mean that technique is golden..
The damn thing kept being spit back out..
Finally I lift up the package to put the broken CD in..and on the box I see that it is indeed.
Two weeks from Saturday is my show...I cant wait...see, this is a ticket I need to take with me when I go..
wouldn't u be excited too?
Normally I get these here things about 3 or 4 times a tour, but since they are not doing a full scale tour to suit MY needs, this is my only one this year SO FAR...
Get ready to rock, christina !
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Yup, this will be a sweet day for me...
The only bright spot about this whole damn summer...
Trust me, you know I have had a bad summer when I say..
"I'm having a bad summer"