Thursday, July 03, 2008

things i dont know

i dont know how to make a meal. i dont know how to do laundry. i am unsure how to wash dishes....


now normally i thought i was quite a wiz as things of this sort, but staying at grandmas has made me realize i dont know fucking shit.




she has to watch over my laundry opening the dryer every 5 fucking minutes to tell me i have to many clothes in there.


god help me...i wanna put her in a home...at least while im there...



im leaving sunday....should be home monday...and holy shit does this woman have some stories for u...I should really charge admission for the kinda stuff I have.


here are some pics of me in case u forgot me already.


























that is me and my good sister in law, we were binge drinking for a couple days, aint no biggie..








































i know what yoour thinking, that aint the hubs...your right...its a guy I dated in school..ok this still sounds bad...he was my date for the beer tent I havent seen him since 11th grade...







































this is just a gang of some pals....do u fancy the porta potties in the back ground?...cool beans huh?



dont be a hater...



















and this is to prove I didnt kill the tots....thats my 30 yeear old step ma...

dont be hater...

see ya soon......

11 comments:

metalmom said...

Your step-mom is 30? But aren't you thir-

Never mind.

Dirty M├Ądchen's Ego said...

*i am rollin'* over the porta-potty

~ dont hate

Shannon said...

Thanks for updating!!! I love your hair short. On a side note, I don't know how you are gonna keep the boys away from your girls in a few years. They are just too cute!

Scarlet said...

Cute pics of the gang by the porta potty. Love it!

You look great, BTW...you lood MORE tan (if that's possible!).

Happy 4th!! And hey, stay away from the laundry! ;)

The Woman said...

does she rewash your laundry. I swear to god, my mil did that once, we had her house sit for us and came home to find all the hubsters unders rewashed and refolded (not the way I fold them) in his drawer.

1 plus twins said...

can't wait till you are back and move out here!! lol

man i have the kleenex box ready to read your stories cuz i always laugh so hard i cry when i read them!!

Groovy Mom said...

Porta potties are always an appropriate backdrop for pictures of good times. Cool!

Southern Sage said...

haaaaaaaaaa
looks like fun fun fun!
looking good there FFM!!

Monogram Queen said...

LMAO at metalmom

Looks like you had a good time and glad to known you didn't kill the tots LOL

Gette said...

get home and maybe I can sneak away and help with the binge drinking. I'll drive (I'm not very good at the binging part...)

aatank said...

Holy Crap! IS that Steve K.? I have not seen him in years...What's he up to?

Good luck with helping your sister...I can't wait for the stories now that she's closer.

It was nice having lunch with you while you were home...just wish we had more time.

Later