Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Im drained

Im drained. Im tired beyond words...

Im somewhere in cornstalk country Iowa.

I of course drove all day Sunday and Monday to get back home from Michigan.

And you all know about the saga with my sister and how she cried for someone to come get her.

I mean while I was driving Tuesday to get her she called at least 12 times asking where we were and crying that she just wanted us to get here...and blah blah blah...

She called and asked when we would be there, she had her stuff packed and just wanted to leave ..

When we tell her that her and her wandering pecker of a husband need to somehow come up with some funds to help the trip as at that point I had spent around 250 bucks on gas a such already and I was not even half way there...

I drive from Minesotta to Indiana in one day , a total of 13.5 hours..

We get a hotel because im spent. Im tired. Im drained...

After we are all tucked into our beds my sister calls and tells us she is staying because wandering pecker was not wanting to have to fork out any money to help move his woman...I guess he thought our family should do it..

He tells us he does not love her, wants her gone, but is not willing to come up with money to get her out of there.

So I drove all that way....more then half way....

for fucking nothing.

Im am beyond pissed off...

So im here in Iowa, and will be home sometime Thursday...

from sunday-thursday I will have driven roughly 2100 miles..

All she kept saying was how she was glad we would come to get her, because everyone else wanted her to stay with him and work it out...even though he clearly does not want her..

I mean his wandering pecker proves that...

Now she is saying that they are Christain and will work it out, thats what Christians do.

Hell im a Christain and if my hubs had a wandering pecker, his ass would be gone..

PLUS....what Christain has a wandering pecker?...


besides Jimmy Baker?


oh and we found out today my moms sister is full of cancer...she is only in her mid 40's....so say a prayer 4 her please..

when i get back i will get back to my regular commenting and blogging..I will visit everyone by weeks end.

love u all..hugs and kisses..

and dont ask me to drive anywhere 4 about 20 years please.

oh scratch that, im coming back to Iowa next month for my VIP def leppard show..

but that doesnt count.

26 comments:

Gette said...

Dude. Seriously. I'd drive out there, pack her fanny up, then hunt him down and physically extract his ATM card from his pocket via his left nostril.

Humincat said...

wow. wow. double wow. You've wow'd me!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Gette,
well.....the are overdrawn about 300 bucks so it wouldnt of gotten me too damn far...

and he was paid on the 1st.

humincat,
wow....u have wowed me...

we are wowing eachother;)

I havent slept in weeks, can u tell:)

1 plus twins said...

oh man i guess that means you won't be out here to visit for at least 4 yrs. guess i will have to drink the drinks i made for you and your mom. lol

IamDerby said...

I am with Gette. Of course if he is overdrawn maybe I would just hunt him down and shoot him to make myself feel better about all that wasted gas.

Flip Flop Momma said...

1plustwins,
u need to bring the drinks to me;)

IamDerby,
I am assuming if I were to see him, I might end up in jail..

and I wouldnt do well there, I know I worked at one:)

The Woman said...

oh why would she want to stay with him when he said he doesn't love her. What an asshole he is.

Fantastagirl said...

And you didn't even visit me... I see how you are....

Sorry I need to go read the other posts to catch up on everything... Pain meds are soooo awesome!

Monogram Queen said...

Big Prayers for your Aunt. Big ones.

I would have kept driving and at least beat the holy hell out of him. Got that much satisfaction. What an ass. Your poor sister.

Groovy Mom said...

So sorry to hear about your mom's sister and yours. A wandering pecker of a husband is not unlike cancer. She should leave him before he eats away at her.

KrazyMom said...

Praying she will come to her senses and leave soon. Once he knows he has gotten away with it, he'll do it all over again. Hopefully she'll hide some money away little by little and be on her own soon. I've been thinking of you guys.

Sorry to hear about your Aunt. That is so young to be dealing with an illness of that magnitude! Your poor mom has had a lot to deal with these past few days!

Dame Wonder said...

oh that sucks about all that driving and all that gas. but there is a lesson in there for ya, girlie. you know i feel your pain. i'm sorry to read about your mom's sister.

Neurotic1 said...

Just dropped by the check in and BAM-WHOA, we need to schedule a girlie relax weekend ASAP! Thinking about ya!

nora said...

Ugggh. I'm sorry about the wasted trip. I hope she'll come to her senses.
Let me know next time you're driving through Indiana. You're welcome to stay at my crib.

metalmom said...

I would have finished the drive, smacked my sister for THINKING of staying,tied her up and locked her in the car. Then I'd go back and beat the shit out of the peckerhead and stolen his wallet.

Get some rest. This totally sucks for you!

Rachel said...

I'm so sorry about your Aunt. That's so sad. I was in cornstalk country too at Blogstock! We missed you there. We did karaoke and Cliff and another guy sang one song! If you had of been there you could have done your thing!! We were real good at cheering!!

Scarlet said...

You need another vacation! Seriously.

I'm sorry to hear about your sister; her situation sucks. At least you tried to help.

I will pray for your mom's sister. She's so young!

I'll say a prayer for U2 while I'm at it and Def Leppard and Van Halen. (Why not?) Rest up!

Southern Sage said...

damn girl
whats all the hate for wandering peckers?
its just a pecker!
sheeeeeeeeeesh

Hate that about ur aunt. That sucks.
I'll be sending good JuJu!!

get home and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep, oh yeah and go on the Sage diet!

Humincat said...

Hey drained, I'm needy! Come by and tell your opinion on midwives will ya? And tell all your friends to come too as I am "internet interviewing" and need lots of stories to share. Thank ya much!

Brooke said...

Prayers to your aunt andyour family. I hope things get better for your sister. Can't wait to have you back. Its been pretty boring in blog world!

Jamie Dawn said...

Oh, you poor, poor thing. I hope your sister gave you the biggest apology ever after you drove that far and then she changed her mind.
I think she needs to attend the school of Lorena Bobbitt. Good grief!!!!!
Her man sounds like a real wiener!
Well, I'm just checking in with you, and I am sorry to hear such bad news. First your sister, and now your aunt's cancer. How terrible. I said a prayer for her. I am so sad for her.
Oh, and back to your sis - her man needs a good arse kicking. I have some pointy toed boots you can borrow.
Rest up. You need it.

Jamie Dawn said...

Oh - we TOTALLY missed you at Blogstock!!!!!!

Jules said...

Hell, I would have taken half the money out of his ass and the other half out of my sisters ass!

Sorry you have to visit fucktard Iowa.. But at least next time, it will be for DEF LEPPARD!

Jules

Shannon said...

Sorry about your sister and the driving for nothing. What a pisser!!!

Haphazardkat said...

Wow...
that seriously sucks!
I was married to a pecker wanderer long ago--and he was a preachers son (who had a wandering pecker and cheated on his saint of a wife--who's father was a christian and pecker wandered on HIS wife) So yeah. the word "christians" and "wandering pecker" go together in my mind.
I'll stick to worshipping my pale one--thankyouverymuch ;)

YOU are a most excellent sister for driving all that way sparing no gas expense to rescue your sister. thats some serious love. Most people talk help but you backed yours up.
MY sister sucks.
Wanna be my sister?
Wait--that would mean you'd drink all my booze and hog my hello kitty blankets.
Nevermind...

Cliff said...

I have no advice. But that's okay because you didn't ask for it. Which is also okay because it might well have included something that needed ammunition.