Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Ohh poop

Im here...of course...

Im bored sick out of my ever loving mind...

I have been staying with my grandma mostly, and holy mother of God and all other things that are holy.....she keeps her tv volume at 50...and will creep the fucker up to 90 to hear shit..

I told her she needs to learn to read lips.

I can not take noise...I just cant..

Monday was my grandpas birthday...so I went searching high and low to find something to put on his grave...and I couldnt find shit...

so this has bothered be...

this town sucks ass.

Then I stay the night at my dads over last weekend and I have my nice mini van parked in his driveway...I am parked in a spot he normally backs into to turn around and pull out...

well...he got me a good one...right in the back end...

But what can ya do?

The Boy and Blondie are both with my brother in law and sister in law....I have tried calling them...but cant seem to get a hold of them to talk to them...

Oh...my phone wont work for shit here....

It works in my grandmas driveway...at the park...on a certain bench...

it works in one spot in walmart parking lot..um...

it works on bridehampton street...


fucking can u hear me now....damnitalltohell..

I am leaving wednesday to go stay with my other brother in law and sister in law...which is not far from where the kids are..down in the heart of Detroit ...

I will be back to homeland functions on Friday...

um what else....

oh Boo is on my tail 24/7....

Im about ready to leave her on a dirt road...

what else..........

I got nuttin I guess....

I am bored...someone come here to visit me.

Good day


happy mother truckin vacation

20 comments:

Southern Sage said...

well I'm on vacation
I sat 3.5 hrs tonight on vacation to watch 2.5 mins of dance competition
fn fun fun
pleaase meet me half way!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom said...

Bossy, wish I was in Cleveland...I leave in 5 weeks....very easy jump on one of our flights to Flint and take you guys to lunch or something...

sweets said...

enjoy your farking holiday woman!!! i'm jealous cause i can't get any :(

sigh

vacation and family... eep... don't mix! LOL

Haphazardkat said...

Has the ohio sized spider followed you on vacation?

Your vacation sounds a bit sucky. You need to end it and come back so you can post some more pale girl pics.

She misses you.

I know this cuz she and I are *holds up criss cross fingers* are tight. TIGHT! We gotta mental bond thing going on. I'm on her sweet alabastar mental ass like super glue.

I am one with the pale one.

Shannon said...

Oh lord, I don't think you will forget this vacation, lol. I know what you mean about noise, I can't stand it either.

KrazyMom said...

On my way! Hang in there and I'll see ya the 4th! Hope your trip gets better by then!

1 plus twins said...

MAN I WISH I COULD COME VISIT, WE WOULD HAVE A BLAST!!

Cliff said...

blogstock is still going to happen. Pony rides, probably a go cart, 4 wheeler, trailrides, a boat ride and cliffs famous bbq chicken.
Enough parade candy to cause a $1K worth of dental work and of course. ME.

Scarlet said...

Isn't there a Def Lep concert in the area?? Is anybody out there? Any karaoke places?? Nada?? I think it's time you head south for a real vacation...and, of course there's Blogfest, which I hope to attend someday.

Hang in there, FFM. You'll be home w/ the spiders before you know it. :)

So Not The Bradys said...

I get the best reception on my cell when I go stand on top of my neighbor's garage. It's frustrating as hell.

Hope you at least have some fun before you head back home to your friend, the spider. Ehh, who am I kidding? Misery loves company, and this summer has thus far sucked. lol

Rachel said...

That would be awful to have someone who can't hear and has the TV so loud; a real pain.

I'm planning on going to Blogstock. Wish you could come. You know you'd have fun at Cliff's!!

I'll bet the spider has grown since you left.....or had a hundred babies....

The Woman said...

I told my daughter the same thing, read lips, she always has the tv up, but I think its to drown out her brother and me

doozie said...

I told you that you would blog before you got home, that's pretty much all I have to say other than sounds like you are having the most wonderful vacation EVER

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Dame Wonder said...

okay! be on vacation! but stay the hell on line! i miss you godammit! friiiigggggg!! nah! fffuuuccckkk!!

there. i feel better.

Gette said...

MIL does the same thing with her TV. My brother will turn it down and put the captions on. I find that a handy trick when my kids are noisy and I actually want to pay attention to something on the tube. MIL doesn't have captions, though...poop.

Monogram Queen said...

Wow sounds like good times are afoot *snicker*

Bella said...

I hate going up north because my cell phone is the same way.

Haphazardkat said...

Its July...aren't you home yet??!

Janell said...

I wish you'd come to blogstock.
I'm with you on the TV too loud - what a PAIN!!