Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Stagefright

This folks, will be my last post.

I am hoping to be on the fast track outta here Wednesday morning.

I am so looking forward to this show, you can not even imagine..


Hello, my name is Flip Flop Momma and its been 7 months since my last Def Leppard show.



No, No, I do not think I need any help, or meetings or 12 step programs...I am fine with my addiction. Addictions are ok...


You heard it here first.


I am hoping this does not happen...


















My luck this will happen..
















I mean, you and I both know...this is the kinda shit that WOULD happen to me..


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I think the president has been wire tapping my phone lines. Every time I pick up my phone to call someone there is this click click click before the dial tone takes effect..THEN if I get a call when I answer there is a click click click..

Not sure what he is looking for over here, but unless he likes hearing conversations revolving around my plans to take over the world...He is barking up the wrong snow bank...


Bastard...



I have started talking in code now....really gonna throw him off..


But crap, I bet he knows pig Latin, most pigs do.


I will leave you with some pics to remember me by...these are from this past Saturday..
In case my train engulfs in flames and all that are left are my petrified remains, I want you to know what a butter-face I was...


































Well I am off to play nurse so this guy here can show up Friday so I don't have to put caps in asses..


44 comments:

Katie said...

Have an awesome time!

Karin said...

Have a great time and remember your flotation device.

Karin said...
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Karin said...

oops E is n my lap and made it post twice

Flip Flop Momma said...

Katie,
thats my dear:)

Karin,
I will remeber it...and sure nice exucse..hehe

Bee Repartee said...

Squeeee!!! Seven months is too LONG, doncha think?

And NO more train pictures, good Lawd.

Bee safe. Bee rocking.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Bee,
I know, long time huh..


just showing u my futrue...

:)

metalmom said...

OMG! I was gonna comment but then I saw Joe Elliot and forgot my own name! Him's yummmy.

Have a great time,take pictures and DETAILS!!! Remember the details!!!!

Bradley's Mom said...

Have a WONDERFUL time!!! And be safe!!

xoxo
Linda

Simply Scarlet said...

Loved the pics! Send me an e-mail if you need help nursing him back to health. I can be your assistant.

Be safe!!

Shannon said...

Hope the concert rocks! Oh, and you really need to get pale girl into the tanning salon with you next time, lol.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Metal,
hey now, he is all mine come Thursday, thats when he heads into Grand Rapids, to MY hotel..hehe

Ma,
thanks...

tell my bro I miss him, he dont come aaround much anymore.

Tiff,
just come to Grand Rapids, we can take turns giving him sponge baths.

Shannon,
I know....she is pretty pale huh?..haha

and thanks, im gonna rock out hard:)

The Kept Woman said...

Enjoy!!!!!

I feel the same way about going through BoDeans withdrawals...it's very sucky.

1 plus twins said...

what? this concert we don't get to see any slutty pictures of your outfit your gonna wear!! lol well i hope you have a wonderful time and can't wait to hear all your crazy stories!! it will be sure to cheer me up!!

Jeff said...

I saw Def Leppard a few years ago at Sturgis. I couldn't believe how many of their songs I knew. I had no idea that had that many hits. Needless to say it was an excellent show. Have fun!!!

Oh, and try to keep your top down.

Flip Flop Momma said...

TKW,
so u know the feelings of withdrawl? its not good..

1PT,
well, dont worry I will be getting plenty of pics with my slutty clothes on..haha

Jeff,
They sure know how to rock...I have been obessed with them since I was 12..I travel ALL over for them..

I have even met them..teehee..

When they come here for the 3rd leg of the tour, ur gonna have to go;)

Dame Wonder said...

have fun! i'll miss you. send a bitch an email once in a while, mmmkay? love ya! be safe!

Bradley's Mom said...

FF!

They said last night on Dancing with the Stars that Def Leppard is going to make an appearance on there this season! Not sure what date, but if I hear, I will let you know!

I'm sure you wouldn't want to miss it!!

xoxo
Linda

Flip Flop Momma said...

Dame,
aww, I will send u an email anytime;)..haha...

Love ya right back, stay outta trouble..if thats possiable:)

Ma,
April 29th...I knew this in January..hehe..I tell ya, im up on ALL this stuff...they are also on Jimmy KImmel on the 30th..

Thanks though, im glad your looking out 4 me!!!

Krystal said...

Just how many DL concerts does this make for you?

Bradley's Mom said...

Ok, good! Glad you are up to snuff!!

BTW, Bradley is fine......just busy with Sammy and not much time for blogging lately. I told him you missed him!!

:)

xoxo
Linda

Flip Flop Momma said...

Krystal,
well, I was trying to figure this out and im not sure...I know its over 20...but under 30:)

Ma,
well im glad he is ok...I know I read TBW was gone to a land far away..ha

Doozie said...

I think you should use police code when you are on the phone, that way no one will ever understand you with the exception of the 9 billion people in this country who own scanners

Cindy said...

Your blog is hilarious! I am going to have to add this to my regular reading list:) Hope to see your tan self in Grand Rapids out at the buses!!!!

Patti said...

Whoo Hoo have a wonderful fantabulous trip and time!

Flip Flop Momma said...

DOzzie,
im libal to get a caning if I use cop codes, or is that your intention?

Cindy,
Well, I will be there with bells on honey...Thanks for the comment:)

Patti,
thank you...its gonna Rock!

Humincat said...

Have fun and don't die on the train. Or anywhere else I guess, but DEFINITELY not on the train. Your sister would be impossible to live with after that! (not that I live with her, I'm just looking out for whoever does, you know!)

aatank said...

Have a Rocken' good time!

Have a save trip and we'll be waiting for pics when you get home.

The Egel Nest said...

SIS!

I miss you too!

So sorry...it has been crazy around the nest and my blog and blog visiting has suffered...

Have a wonderful trip...and no train crashes...pft...

Rock hard and enjoy yourself...don't throw out your back dancing :0

Bradley
The Egel Nest

PS I apologize for my absentee blog visitation...the beautiful wife just got back into town tonight...and it was very busy in the nest!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Thanks guys...

Im heading to bed, have to be up at 330 am...Long day ahead of me..

if the hotel has a computer I will try and log on..

Keep rockin..

Thinking Sage said...

just haul ass and leve us
I see how much we mean to you!

Its prolly Prince trying to see if ur cheating on him with Barack!

Groovy Mom said...

Your train will be fine. Have a wonderful (and safe) time!

Foster Communications said...

Rock on! Have a great time at the concert. And just think about all the blog fodder you'll get people watching on the train. :)

gina said...

ave- hay un-fay.

I think you should protect yourself online too. ;)

Choppzs said...

Have fun!!

CMB said...

Have a GREAT time! Tell Joe I said Hi and see if he remembers me from The Meadowlands ala summer of '89....hehehehe.
I purchased myself some Bon Jovi tix on my way home from work Monday - they are my addiction :)

Haphazardkat said...

Hey pale girl actually looks like she has color!!

Jamie Dawn said...

Have a SUPERB time!!!
That guy better show up. Hopefully, he'll be all well by concert time.

The Offended Blogger said...

Lucky!!!!

Hope you have too much fun and get your boobs autographed or something cool. :)

Miss 1999 said...

Be good-- and don't destroy anything *LOL*

Freak Magnet said...

Have an outstanding time and a SAFE trip!

pack of 2 said...

lol @ the pig latin comment!!!

Gette said...

Oh dear,
I just got my REO Speedwagon e-letter with the news that the Detroit and Grand Rapids shows with DL are cancelled. So sorry...

Jerry said...

Who's the old guy with the microphone? Is that your Dad?