This folks, will be my last post.
I am hoping to be on the fast track outta here Wednesday morning.
I am so looking forward to this show, you can not even imagine..
Hello, my name is Flip Flop Momma and its been 7 months since my last Def Leppard show.
No, No, I do not think I need any help, or meetings or 12 step programs...I am fine with my addiction. Addictions are ok...
You heard it here first.
I am hoping this does not happen...
My luck this will happen..
I mean, you and I both know...this is the kinda shit that WOULD happen to me..
I think the president has been wire tapping my phone lines. Every time I pick up my phone to call someone there is this click click click before the dial tone takes effect..THEN if I get a call when I answer there is a click click click..
Not sure what he is looking for over here, but unless he likes hearing conversations revolving around my plans to take over the world...He is barking up the wrong snow bank...
I have started talking in code now....really gonna throw him off..
But crap, I bet he knows pig Latin, most pigs do.
I will leave you with some pics to remember me by...these are from this past Saturday..
In case my train engulfs in flames and all that are left are my petrified remains, I want you to know what a butter-face I was...
Well I am off to play nurse so this guy here can show up Friday so I don't have to put caps in asses..