Monday, April 14, 2008

The show must go on

Well, so far it seems the show is on.

I think I am going to head over to Canada, where they are I can nurse him back to health...I'm good at that sort of stuff.

I will show him TLC, strip his clothing off so our naked bodies can produce lots of heat by laying next together. I will stroke him a hot bath and take extra care to wash all his nooks and crannies..

That's just how I roll..I'm a lover, not a fighter.

And I want this damn concert to go on as per my ticket says..


So as of right now, today...we are getting on the train Wed. morning at 430am. Now my sister keeps telling my mom she has a bad feeling about this train ride and is advising us not to go..She thinks its going to derail..

Now my sister is no Medium or hell even a Sylvia Brown, so we will go..

But if my train does happen to derail, I will call her for lotto numbers.

So I had to run to the store on Sunday and I took my darling little 8 year old Blondie with me. We were wandering around and she sees little girl sports bras.

She informed me she thought she needed those..

My 8 year old thinks she needs a bra.

So I buy them for her, because I am a mom who supplies her kids with bras and such.

We get home and she goes right to her room to put one on.

Throughout the day she told me how bras are so itchy and its just a pain in the butt we women even need them.

I swear, sometimes I think I am living in the Twilight Zone.


just_tammy said...

Keeping good thoughts about the concert. Not sure if Mr. Shaky will appreciate all the TLC for his wife's dream rocker...hey, but a gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do!

At least Blondie has figured out she needs to go bra less as long as possible!

I'm sure the train will be just fine. It's your baby sister who has left the track quite some time ago!

Flip Flop Momma said...

well acctually, this rocker isnt my dream rocker, that would be Prince, I would do naughty things with him if given the chance.

Oh she is still wearing her bra...not sure she will ever take it off..haha

and yes, my sister derailed years ago...

Humincat said...

Yeah, Cateyes has been buggin' for a sports bra thingy for months now, but 1) WHY? and 2) they all seem so big for her little bitty boobies. Wait. She doesn't have boobies, she has..... the opposite of whatever boobies are~! NO BOOBIES FOR YOU!!

Thinking Sage said...

I hope the train doesn't derail.

that would be low on the fun meter.

See I alwys got your back!

Yarn Tails said...

I remember when my daughter got her first sports bra. It was just too darn cute. My stepmom sent it to her and when her dad got home she came running to the door throwing up the shirt and yelling Daddy look what I got! She was just tickled pink. Now eight years later she is cussing me out for the boobs that she has. I feel so sorry for her! LOL

I am sending good vibes that your concert goes on as scheduled! And never listen to younger sisters. They know nothing! LOL

Flip Flop Momma said...

yeah, my girl dont have boobies either..I mean she is 8..haha..and all bones..

im glad u always got my back...u da man..

Yarn Tails,
yup, younger sisters dont know squat...amen..

Cliff said...

I read all the way to the end thinking that there would eventually be something for me to comment on.

Flip Flop Momma said...

wrong again as usaul huh?

Nothing that happens to me is ever worth commenting me..

lo said...

Ottawa's concert was still being advertised this a.m.
good luck with the train
bras suck!

Flip Flop Momma said...

all the candian shows are postponed...they finally posted that on their website..

Ok Lo, I need your blog addy...

I know dont yell at me..

Fantastagirl said...

My co-worker told her daughter that if she didn't wear her bra at night, that her boobs would not know which way to grow.... The daughter is now 16 and we still laugh...cruel isn't it.

Freak Magnet said...

Well, I sure hope that your train doesn't derail! I wish you were going to be around to meet GroovyMom! Have a great time!

Shannon said...

My first bra was itchy as all get out too! Keeping my fingers crossed for the concert, you need it!!!!

Slick said...

Prince is actually your dream rocker?

Wait a sec...

Couldn't find my barf bag.

Ok, let's not talk about train derailments, I'm working today!

Flip Flop Momma said...

thats too funny..

Freak M,
I wish I was gonna be around to see her too..she needs to plan her trips better.

I remeber my first bra..5th grade and I thought I was HOT shit..

oh thems fighten words brother...fighten words..

1 plus twins said...

so glad the concert is back on!

ok now for the visual you gave of nursing him back to health, please don't ever do that again!! i can't get the visual out of my head. i like you and all but don't want the visual. lol

8 and wanting a sports bra?? oh my, i am glad i don't have girls!!

Patti said...

Lord my 8 y/o niece wears a bra too! LOL

Wishing you luck on the train ride and the show!

aatank said...

You would make one hell of a hot nurse!

My kid thinks she needs a bra also, but I refuse to buy one yet.
Your a great mom.

I love train rides...we took one to Chicago and had a blast.

CMB said...

I am glad you are going. I can't believe your sister told you that! I like your idea though - lottery #'s...

Your girl sure knows that being a 'girl' sucks at times.

Jamie Dawn said...

The lead singer better get well, or I fear that you may go berserk. I beg you not to cause murder and mayhem if the concert is cancelled.
You are embarking upon the training bra years. Bless your soul. I'm sure Blondie has huge ones that were in desperate need of support. Funny how little girls start to think they are D cups when the truth is that a band aid across the nips would do just fine.

Anonymous said...

dude, if that train derails you are gonna be so famous we all here in blogtardland won't be able to touch you with a 10 foot pole. and you can write a book which will turn into a mini-series or even possibly a made-for-television movie.

You need to pray about this

Flip Flop Momma said...

now there is talk they are postponing it again..

I swear im gonna shoot someone.

why do tiny tots think they need bras?..I swear they try to grow up way 2 fast.

but her one...I dare u..haha

my sister is kinda, well "specail"

now there is talk of postponing it again...

Im goin nuts here woman..

I think band aides would even be too big..

The glass is always half full isnt it?

catscratch diva said...

Twilight Zone, yes.

I always say I'm gonna go when the good Lord decides it's my time to go, so I'm gonna go out doin somethin bad ass!

Groovy Mom said...

"we women" LOL! What a cutie!

Foster Communications said...

That's quite the public service you're doing there Flip Flop, I mean being willing to get naked with a rocker and all... ;)

Simply Scarlet said...

You get over there and tell Joe Elliott that you'll cover for him if he can't make it! I hope nothing happens to you on the train; I hate premonitions like that!

I remember my daughter's first bra. She was 10 and she's 11 now and will ONLY do sports bras. Blondie's so funny and so right about what we have to go through as women.

Flip Flop Momma said...

me 2..

I know, what a card she is.

Im doin it for the good of the people..

Well, I never thought of that...we got the same blonde stringy hair, no one would no..