Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Have a holly jolly..

So, I know your all anxiously awaiting the pics with my lesbian friend at the local pub, but hence, my pal has not the funds to get her film developed, so one of these days...one of these days..


I forgot to mention that our fine establishment of McDonald's caught fire while we were gone. The brand new one has only been open since August.











sonofabitch.



Look at this...This is Boo before school Tuesday. For some reason she felt the need for her sunglasses, even though we don't get sunshine in the winter..















She is some piece of work I tell ya...


I got a Christmas card today, and its puzzling me.....Its from no one I know..

Its addressed to me, has my address...




Its from Lynn and Dylan O'neil. Who the hell are they? I don't know anyone by that name..I don't even know any bloggers with this name.







So if you are indeed Lynn or you know whom Lynn is...give me a heads up..Cause I feel like a dumb ass.

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Here a few more pics that were from my camera..Here is me and my pal whom is addicted to texting on the expressway and risking getting her ass kicked by yours truly.







Here is my dad and I..









Here is my dad, step mom and I.













So sorry, no lesbians....

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Why is it when you have a raging case of the GI trots ,reading the back of a conditioner bottle seems like the most stellar reading?

32 comments:

Yarn Tails said...

Hey there! I get to be first tonite! Yay!

Shit I forgot what I was gonna type. Damn I hate when that happens. Must be Alzheimers rubbing off on me.

Hope you arent getting sick. Great Pics!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Yarntails,
I hate when that happens too...means we are old.

aatank said...

Your Boo and my Boo would make great friends. My Boo wanted her swimsuit on the other day because she is afraid of crocs.

I'm still wondering what she meant....

That sucks about your McD's.

Worse yet the bride's parents got a call in Jamaica that their house caught on fire. Luckly, good ol' Sandtown fire dept. got there quickly so not much damage.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Aatank,
swimsuit and crocs huh?..what r u teaching that kid?

The McDonalds didnt have any damage, it was just closed for a day...but dang that sucks about the house..

three cheers for the sandtown fire dept..

Fantastagirl said...

The Golden arches when up in flames... oh no - the cinnamon melts!!!

Humincat said...

I guess I'm more weirded out by her interested in your dad then your dad's interest in her....oh well, they look happy enough. That Boo sure is a cutie pie! And I prefer the WARNING!! on the Tampon box, it has pictures.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Fantstagirl,
oh, it didnt butn down, just closed for a few days..I thankd my lucky stars.

Humincat,
yup, they are happy enough..

Well, I didnt have a tampon box handy, but I do read em.

Lucy Stern said...

I have a poster of "old sayings" that I keep at the foot of the toilet to read when I have to.

1 plus twins said...

ha ha i had so many comments to make but then your last sentence has me laughing out loud and crying. now i have to go back and read it again!!

Katie said...

Because it's the only thing nearby. I don't have any reading material in my bathroom.

Yippeeskip said...

I am amazed how many hair care products have methylparubum in them.

It's wierd that I know that.

Neurotic1 said...

We have a little golf book in the bathroom for such occasions- I can tell you anything you want to know about the history of golf~too bad I think the sport sucks!

I hope the Mickey D's was back up and running when you got home. I would hate for you to have withdrawals symptoms from the cinnamelts :)

Flip Flop Momma said...

Lucy,
good thinking..

1PT,
ohh...dont waste your time reading it again..

Katie,
true, true..

Yippe,
hmm, u been reading the back of the Pantene bottle too?

N1,
man that wouldnt make for fun reading..

yes, the mcd,s is ok...up and running..in fact, lunch and a cimnnoment sounds damn good for today...

Tom said...

Boo belongs on a Las Vegas billboard! Glad to see film is still in use. Photography the way it's supposed to be......and.....the back of a spic and span box is good reading too!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Tom,
well, I wouldnt classify it as film, its a dispobal camera, those take the CRAPPIEST picutres..

hmm..I dont think I keep spic and span in the potty room, hell, I dont even think I buy it;)

patti_cake said...

Okay I have to ask... what are the GI trots??? Is it a Michigan thing?

Flip Flop Momma said...

patti,
Gastro-Intestial...trots..haha

diarea

yea...

Jessica Foster said...

A raging case of the GI trots huh? You crack me right up.

Heidi Hyde said...

Oh My God I know!! It's either that or the directional insert from the box of tampons!

-HH

Heidi Hyde said...

Okay- now I feel lame. That idea was already shared...

*skulks away*

Flip Flop Momma said...

Jessica,
yup...pretty rough stuff huh?..haha

HH,
dont worry, your idea was MUCH better;)

Choppzs said...

I always read my Reader's Digest! lol Comes in the mail, and goes directly to the shitter! lol

Oh and when I sent my card....cause i am good blogger friend, I also signed it as Choppzs so you would know it was me! lol

Packof2 said...

Damn, I can't believe your Mc Donalds burned down. I wonder if the girl from my McDonalds post did it. She seems the type:)

Flip Flop Momma said...

Choppzs,
well I at least know your real name, so i would know its u;)

RD make for good reading though;)

Packof2,
it didnt burn to the ground, it was just closed for two days...but, um, yea, that lady sounds the type alright.

flea said...

hahaha i have so done this before too with GI!!!

nice pics too, esp of the little one too cute!

Doozie said...

when I have a raging case of the trots, I'm usually bent over in pain staring at my feet. Maybe I should put a picture on the floor or some amusing ancedotes?

I know who those people are, I just googled them. They are professional hitmen.

themuttprincess said...

Back of ANY bottle or container is very entertaining!!!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Flea,
its very educational when u have the trots...u learn things u never wanted to know.

Doozie,
oh crap...Guess I better thank God for u and google.

TMP,
amen..

Nap Warden said...

Oh man, no lesbians...why am I here?;)

Don't get sick!

Flip Flop Momma said...

NW,
everyone loves lesbians..

Jamie Dawn said...

During the GI trots ANYTHING is good that will take your mind off of the hitonious happenings.

You crack me UP!!!!

Boo looks adorable!
She's a star and she NEEDS those sunglasses to look mega cool.

Flip Flop Momma said...

JD,
your right, anything is good reading..

the GI trots are just hitonious, no matter how ya look at it huh?