Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Word up

I thought I would hit the pavement and find out what the kids of today's world think about hard hitting issues that effect all youth..

Ok, I did not hit the pavement, I forced my kids to sit down and answer some shit..

I will write the question I asked each of them, then post their answers underneath the question.

get it?..good..

1.What do u think u need an allowance for?

the boy:
well you know, to build up my Star Wars army
Blondie:
to buy toys at the new Walmart
Boo:
No

2.What are your plans for the future?
the boy:
becoming a Scientist and living alone in New York City
Blondie
why are you asking me this? I wanna sell cars.
Boo:
I don't know

3.What are your thoughts on Global Warming?
The Boy:
Horrible,bad, mayhem
Blondie
what? what does that mean?
Boo:
I don't know

4.If you were trapped on an island and only could bring one thing, what would it be?
The Boy:
a tv....with cable
Blondie:
food
Boo:
a shell

5.If you had a boyfriend/girlfriend and they wanted to go on a date where would you take them?
The Boy:
um, movies?
Blondie:
To Swan Cafe
Boo:
To lunch

6.If your boy/girlfriend wanted to kiss would you?
The Boy:
NO
Blondie:
uh-uh
Boo:
yes..hehehehe

7.If a stranger offered you a lolly what would you do?
The Boy:
say no and walk away.
Blondie:
say no
Boo:
eat it!

8.If you had a wallet, what would you keep in it?
The Boy:
money, and my drivers licence
Blondie:
money
Boo:
a bear.

~~~~~~~
I have tried telling you people my kids are special.

That concludes this week lesson on why My Kids are Retards.

Amen and praise Jesus.

three cheers for the short bus kids..

hip hip horray...hip hip horray...hip hip horray..

24 comments:

Avery Gray said...

Mine's special, too! Maybe we can carpool.

MommaMonkey said...

I love it! At least you know the boy will be independent!

Halfmexican Mama said...

I am totally with Boo on all counts!

Jenn said...

halfmexican mama,LOL!!

The Boy: Star Wars Collector, Science Geek, ehmm, independently wealthy Science Geek *living alone in NY* with an amazing car.

Hmmm, my daughter will be 18 in seven more years...

eyes_only4him said...

Avery,
yes,,lets carpool;)

Chels,
yes...very true..

HMM,
she is a bright one that girl;)

Emmers,
well in 7 years he will only be 17...give him a couple more years on her...lets shoot *or 10 years;)

Jessica said...

Your kids are freakin' funny!!!

1 plus twins said...

that is too sweet. now you have to remember all those questions and ask them again in high school, i am sure what your son keeps in his wallet will be different. lol

Scarlet said...

How could I forget Boo?? I love her answers!

Bella said...

Your kids crack me right up.

Cliff said...

Yep, cable tv for me too.
And a woman.

eyes_only4him said...

Jess,
they are pretty dang *unny sometimes.

1Pt,
yes, in high school it will ALL change;)

Ti**,
yes, dont *orget Boo;)

Katie,
me too:)

Cli**,
well give him a couple years and he will want one o* them too..

The Egel Nest said...

My favorite answer is "horrible, bad, mayhem..." :)

just a kat said...

My favorite answer was 'a bear'. What a cutie!!!
kat

eyes_only4him said...

Bradely,
thats my son for ya...always sees the best in stuff;)

Kat,
I liked shell personally, but bear was pretty damn funny;)

Sheri said...

I'm with Boo. Maybe we can set her up with my 4 year old who thinks he's Scooby Doo and Goofy is his brother.

Haphazardkat said...

I have a bear in my wallet too. Cept his name is BARE.

Monogram Queen said...

I wanna know why Boo wants to sell cars LOL

eyes_only4him said...

Yippeeskip,
sound like the perfect match to me too;)

Kat,
ditto..haha

Patti,
its Blondie the 7 year old who wants to sell cars....

I aksed her why sell cars and she told me so she can make money to buy her kids toys...I guess thats the ONLY job that u can make enough money to buy your kids toys;)

Heidi Hyde said...

My favorite answer was Boo wanting to take a "shell" to a desert island. Hee-lar-ee-ous. What a hoot your kids are.

-HH

Wendy aka Cheeky said...

And I thought I was the only one blessed with special kids..LOL

aatank said...

I'll have to ask my girls and see if we get the same general answers.

Way to go Boo!

eyes_only4him said...

HH,
I know, the shell thing cracked my ass up too;)

Cheeky,
speacil kids are a plenty I guess;)

Aatank,
dont ask them in front of eachother, do it separtly or it might taint their answers:)

MamaMichelsBabies said...

Children are a trip. Nuff said.

Boo reminds me so much of Boom. She would eat the lollipop too

Unknown said...

Had to breathe a little sigh of relief after that wallet question...