Monday, October 29, 2007

Come to my window

Well, my glorious weekend was smashed to smithereens. Well it was not a total loss, just half of it was.

Friday I get all decked out in my finest clubbin duds and we head over to the fine establishment with the band . The place is not to crowded yet, just enough people. Before the band started a man whom smelled "oh so nice" came to the table and asked me and my overly confident friend if we were waiting for Jerry. I told the nice smelling man we indeed were not waiting for Jerry as we are not planning on meeting any dudes.

He then tells us Jerry is a female and her husband is in the band and we just look like the kinda girls who would be waiting for her.

Not sure what that meant.

When we decided to move tables closer to the band, this same feller came up to me and asked if I was leaving. I told him, no, I am not leaving but going over to the table where confident girl and my hubby was sitting...

He said "carry on the sexy lady"

and I did...

The band was "ok"

At 10:30 I wanted to leave and head over to the other establishment so I could do some Karaoke.

I get there and everyone was happy to see me.

I kinda felt like Cliff or Norm...or hell, dare I say Frasier.

The karaoke folks were anxious to get me up on stage, so i quickly filled out my slips and continued to rock the house till the wee hours.

Confident girl has a crush on this teacher. The teacher was at our table totally looking at me and talking with me...Like staring at me weirdly.

She then interrupted our talk and said " oh, this is her husband, did I tell u she was married"

She proceeded to tell him two or three times I was married, and Shaky was sitting at the table with us...so its not like it was not noticeable I was with a man...DUH.

We gave him a ride home...We stop at a store to get some munchies to try and make our hangover less.

She has her hands all over him and puts her number in his phone.

He must of been super wanting to get laid because she told me the next day he texted her and wanted to come over that night.

I guess they got their grove on...

So all I have been hearing is how he told her that all the 6,7 and 8th grade teachers think she is the hottest mom...

Its hard for me to hold back....But I do because I love her..

Its not like I can go up to her and say..

dude, I have seen Halloween costumes that would make your face look better

I cant...I mean, if I was not friends with her I easily could.

Then Saturday I wanted to find Karaoke somewhere.

No place was doing it in the tri county area.

So I ended up going to see another band..A bunch of old men singing beach boy and Bob Segar songs...Not very well either.

I am back home before 11 pm.


So that was the weekend in a nutshell.

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Tuesday we all get flu shots. And The Boy asked me if "they inject stuff into your veins"

I told him that was the idea.

He is basically convinced this is some sort of injustice a vein rape if u will.

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I am working on a video for tomorrow.

I am gonna start posting videos once or twice a week. I think what I would like to do is get ideas from u guys on conversations to have with the kids and record it..

Kids making asses of themselves is nothing but good blog fodder.

So either email your ideas or leave them in the comments...Either the idea with the most response or the one I like the best will be chosen...We will do this weekly.

Carry on, leave me ideas...or I will come up with my own, and we all know that might be a total train wreck.

24 comments:

just_tammy said...

Guess it pays to be married since I am too old and tired to be playing the dating game. Me thinks the girl needs to take a good hard look in the mirror. Maybe a talking mirror that will tell her to get over herself.

It would take about an hour and a half to two hours to come and see you which would be so worth it to me. Just keep in mind the looks are long gone and the money never was so...

Flip Flop Momma said...

Tam,
well, she looks in the mirror all the time...so she must no...I dont know, I dont get it.

Well, I will let u know for sure where we will be and when we are going...and U darn well better make the trip..haha


my looks and money are long gone to, so we will make a good pair PLUS thats who I am going with, confedent girl, u will see first hand what I am talking about.

lo said...

What do you want to be when you grow up and why?
AND-video the kids pretending to be momma at Karaoke-Video ideas
:)Glad to 'see' you back
Lo

Flip Flop Momma said...

Lo,
VERY good ideas...Love it, thanks;)

nora said...

Can I use your band reviews for my column? I'd just need to change the names.
I have a couple of friends who think that guys are always hitting on them, I never see it either.
If that's what it takes to make them feel better about themselves...
Can't wait for more videos!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Nora,
hmm...even if they are not bands u know?...I can sure as shit give a review:)

Katie said...

The boy cracks me right up!

1 plus twins said...

omg! your friend has some issues. she needs to get over herself! i have no clue how you have kept your mouth shut.

as for a video with the kids i think you should ask them to imitate mommmy and daddy. that would be a hoot!

Scarlet said...

Sing!...on video! Put on a show for us! Anything by Heart, Pat Benatar, Shania...anything.

Your friend sounds like a girl I went to high school with. How old is this woman??

Flip Flop Momma said...

Katie,
he is something else, thats for sure.

1PT,
gosh, I dont even know if I would wanna witness that one..HAHA

Scarlet,
34....I think everyone has a freind like this...

And I am NOT signing.....Maybe one of these days I will sneak my camera into the "establishment"..but I wont sing without a mic..hehe

catrina said...

My favorite question (heard it on Art Linkletter show---yes, I'm OLD!) is this:
How can you tell when two people are in love?
My favorite Art Linkletter answer was: "when they pray together. Sometimes at night I can hear my mom saying "Oh God."
I don't care who you are---that's funny!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Catrina,
ok, now that is damn funny....I might just ask them that one..although I am fearful of the answers.

Haphazardkat said...

vein rape...hehehehe!!!! :D

Raggedy said...

karaoke kid vids....that would be cool...
I never get to go out anywhere..I have to put that on a list of things to do.. I am going stir crazy here.
Happy Halloween!
Have a wonderful week!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

patti_cake said...

Well it sounds like you at least got out and did some sangin' over the week-end! (over) Confident girls give me a pain in the ass LOL

Flip Flop Momma said...

Kat,
clever huh?..HA

Rageedy,
my kids dont kareoke..in fact, they shudder at the thought of me doing it:)

Patti,
I think we need to take those overly confident girls and beat em with mirrors.

Humincat said...

I have never in my life told somebody how hot somebody else thinks I am. I mean, yeah, we've all been hit on, get over it. Maybe I'm too cynical. Maybe she just can tell you think she is ugly, and needs you to tell her otherwise.Just tell her, "Your right. Your super hot. Now go get that drunk, smelly guy over there, he totally wants you." As for kid videos, how about a re-enactment of how they are going to behave when they are parents. My niece always throws the baby in the stroller face down. Very funny.

Cheeky said...

Ahhh flu shots....don't like them...nope I don't.....

Flip Flop Momma said...

Humincat,
I dont think I could ever let the words "your right, you are hot" come out of my mouth...I just dont know..haha

Flip Flop Momma said...

Opps, forget u

Cheeky,
me too...yup, fer sure.

Neurotic1 said...

Just tell her she's ugly already! But do it when you are both really drunk and if she happens to remember then just blame it on the alcohol. At least then maybe she will think about it!

Nap Warden said...

flip flop momma, found your blog from egel's nest...fabulous! Got no kid vid. idea, but I'll be lookin' forward to seeing what you come up with!

Working Mom said...

I am so totally jealous that you get to go out and have a good time. I sit here in baby spit up...sigh.

Jamie Dawn said...

She didn't want that guy thinking you were NOT married and then trying to hit on you.
God forbid that you might talk to someone SHE is interested in. :-)

Oh & congrats about the band.
I forgot to write that in the first post comments.
Rock on!!