Monday, October 01, 2007

I hate myself for loving you



I think I may have broke Shaky out of his shell. His shell of staying home whilst I am out signing and drinking some ale.




Granted, he did NO singing, nor any boozing, but I am sure he had an ok time.




We even took him to the after bar....




He was SO impressed I am sure.




I am sure his mom took notes for when she thinks he may file for divorce...because I do Karaoke every Wed, Fri and Sat, and she may think I should stay home taking care of his planters warts , getting skid marks out of his underwear, and preparing dinner for the next evening.




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A friend of mine just found out she was , um...with child....she is kinda sorta uncertain as to who the baby daddy may be, but she is pretty sure who it is out of the three possibilities.




These are the days when I am thankful I am a fat, middle aged, ugly, hairy married lady.




Amen and I do.




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Oh and in laws, please stop answering my phone by saying




good afternoon




Because people will just hang up on you...




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I will leave you with some pics of Shaky and I from the night I took him bar hopping.
















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Thank you Dear Hubby of mine, thank you for keeping me from having babies and not knowing who the daddy is, thank you for keeping me disease free and thanks for having a head big enough to make mine seem small.


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For my dear friend who I went out with on Saturday..
you can thank me later for pulling your tongue out of the blonde tweeker chics mouth.
Your welcome for the tic tacs and when the hell did you start kissing chicks?
sonofabitch

25 comments:

Katie said...

Sounds like quite the interesting evening.

just_tammy said...

I didn't know you knew how to sign! Sorry, couldn't help myself. Spell check should have known you meant singing not signing.

What on earth have you been doing and why am I the last to know?! Since you are no longer writing for Dave and the other show, you must be writing for a soap. Yeah, that must be the case!

Neurotic1 said...

Oh fun crazy, crazy times! Way to get ol' shaky britches out there! Good afternoon? What if it's morning!

I hope she figures out who the daddy is- the money needs to come from somewhere!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Katie,
yes, sure was!

Tam,
Not only do I sing, I do sign, with the middle finger..haha

Nope, no more writing for me..But I would have some damn good story ideas for a soap..

hmm..maybe..

N1,
well, if it woulda been morning it woulda been "good morning"

If it was a holiday, it woulda been.

"happy halloween"

yes, no shit.

Cliff said...

Funny stuff BB. Da queen of karaoke. I'm impressed. The photo of Shaky can be used for ransom when he becomes a preacher.

Ba Doozer said...

Let's hope these pics don't get out to the seminary folks, we don't want shakey pants to have his career ruined by your shenanigans!!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Cli**,
Yup..I am the queen...you would be impressed;)

Well, when the people at church *ind out he was a designeated driver, he may win an award..right?

Doozer,
oh man, stop blaming my shenagins..

gollygee;)

Jamie Dawn said...

Good afternoon.

He's got a wild and crazy look in his eyes.
I bet you're not telling us the whole story. I'm sure he drank himself silly, then danced on the tabletops.
Oh... my bad!
I was talking about you!!

I'm glad he joined in on the fun!!!

That whole whose-your-daddy scenario would freak me out!!!!!!! I feel sorry for your friend.

Bradley Egel said...

FFG -

The big head comment was so....loving? :)

Karaoke 3 times a week is like a part time job...are you getting paid for this....if not...you totally need to get a better karaoke agent!


Bradley
The Egel Nest

Flip Flop Goddess said...

JD,
yes, the whole baby daddy thing drives me nutty..I just have never lived my li*e so carelessly...

other then dancing on the tables;)

Bradely,
Oh, i* I could get paid *or it, I would be all over it like *lies on shit;)

patti_cake said...

Whoah interesting to say the least!

Yippeeskip said...

I've heard that toothless tweaker girls give good h*%d... Not that I would know. Maybe you did your friend no favors.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Patti cake,
yup...I'll say.

Yippeskip,
My friend is a chick, and she was tonging another chick..no head would have been involved whatsoever..


she nopw claims she does not recall playing tonsil hockey with the tweeker..who knows;)

Britmum said...

There is a suprise on my blog for you.

xxx

Haphazardkat said...

...you lost me at planter warts...
*shudder*

Did sound like you have a bitchin time though! I wanna come!

themuttprincess said...

I can see why being married has it perks.... Especially if it keeps your drama level down....

Flip Flop Goddess said...

JoJo,
I love you!

Hapahazredkat,
yeah, me too..I lost it there as well..haha

TMP,
yup...its the only way to go!..haha

MamaMichelsBabies said...

Glad to see you survived the in law invasion.

Next time, borrow my birds. It'll make them think twice.

I can never get Big Ug to do anything other then a movie lately. Maybe I ought to have you come over and convince him to go out. He's more of a hermit then I am. Glad you and Mr had fun

Halfmexican Mama said...

Good post man. Um a friend that is NOT gay is almost at alcohol poisoning levels if she starts kissing other women...Yikes!

Scarlet said...

Getting skid marks out of his underwear. This is the kind of writing that keeps me coming back. ;)

Flip Flop Goddess said...

mama,
they are still here..

*sigh*

HMM,
well...she sure was drinking alot.

but she does have short hair.

hmm


Scarlet,
shoot, talking about skidamrks is a common occuarnce here honey;)

Humincat said...

Well, Good Evening. (heehee) Here's a WOOHOO for getting old ShakenBake to come with, and a "blehh" at toothless tweekers and a "hahaha, why is that so common?" at the skidmarks. So, did ya get that? "Woohoo, blehh, Haha!"

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Humincat,
got it, over and out!

ha

JUST A MOM said...

ummmmmmmmm I stop but might not comment hi been a while just a quick question has anyone told you your hubby looks a lot like Toby Keith? Nice lookin guy ok off to sit in my corner again... good luck on the trial crap.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

just a mom,
I dont even know who toby keith is..but I will tell him u said so..hehe