kids say the damnest things

Here is our weekly video...



This weeks question



how do u know when two people are in love



Starring in this clip is Boo, Overly Confident Girl and Blondie..



Enjoy

Oh and I was asked to join a a band..Yee Haw bitches..

Come to my window

Well, my glorious weekend was smashed to smithereens. Well it was not a total loss, just half of it was.

Friday I get all decked out in my finest clubbin duds and we head over to the fine establishment with the band . The place is not to crowded yet, just enough people. Before the band started a man whom smelled "oh so nice" came to the table and asked me and my overly confident friend if we were waiting for Jerry. I told the nice smelling man we indeed were not waiting for Jerry as we are not planning on meeting any dudes.

He then tells us Jerry is a female and her husband is in the band and we just look like the kinda girls who would be waiting for her.

Not sure what that meant.

When we decided to move tables closer to the band, this same feller came up to me and asked if I was leaving. I told him, no, I am not leaving but going over to the table where confident girl and my hubby was sitting...

He said "carry on the sexy lady"

and I did...

The band was "ok"

At 10:30 I wanted to leave and head over to the other establishment so I could do some Karaoke.

I get there and everyone was happy to see me.

I kinda felt like Cliff or Norm...or hell, dare I say Frasier.

The karaoke folks were anxious to get me up on stage, so i quickly filled out my slips and continued to rock the house till the wee hours.

Confident girl has a crush on this teacher. The teacher was at our table totally looking at me and talking with me...Like staring at me weirdly.

She then interrupted our talk and said " oh, this is her husband, did I tell u she was married"

She proceeded to tell him two or three times I was married, and Shaky was sitting at the table with us...so its not like it was not noticeable I was with a man...DUH.

We gave him a ride home...We stop at a store to get some munchies to try and make our hangover less.

She has her hands all over him and puts her number in his phone.

He must of been super wanting to get laid because she told me the next day he texted her and wanted to come over that night.

I guess they got their grove on...

So all I have been hearing is how he told her that all the 6,7 and 8th grade teachers think she is the hottest mom...

Its hard for me to hold back....But I do because I love her..

Its not like I can go up to her and say..

dude, I have seen Halloween costumes that would make your face look better

I cant...I mean, if I was not friends with her I easily could.

Then Saturday I wanted to find Karaoke somewhere.

No place was doing it in the tri county area.

So I ended up going to see another band..A bunch of old men singing beach boy and Bob Segar songs...Not very well either.

I am back home before 11 pm.


So that was the weekend in a nutshell.

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Tuesday we all get flu shots. And The Boy asked me if "they inject stuff into your veins"

I told him that was the idea.

He is basically convinced this is some sort of injustice a vein rape if u will.

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I am working on a video for tomorrow.

I am gonna start posting videos once or twice a week. I think what I would like to do is get ideas from u guys on conversations to have with the kids and record it..

Kids making asses of themselves is nothing but good blog fodder.

So either email your ideas or leave them in the comments...Either the idea with the most response or the one I like the best will be chosen...We will do this weekly.

Carry on, leave me ideas...or I will come up with my own, and we all know that might be a total train wreck.

Jukebox Hero

Sorry for all the video's I have been shoving down your Internet throat, but if u don't like it, then get the hell off my blog...um, thanks in advance..


Moving on..



I found out the other day that a girl I went to school with, she is younger then me and we played some, but never were friends, won 2 million smacka-ros in the lotto. She lives right near my house I am wishing would be invaded by arsonist....Makes me wish I woulda been nicer to her..









sonofabitch.




I was asking Blondie about the boy who said loved her. She told me her little friend told him...by request of her that she did not love him. He then told her friend it was ok, she did not have to love him, but he would continue loving her.



You just don't see that kind of commitment anymore people...









I have big plans for the weekend. There are some Halloween parties at the establishments I frequent..









no, I will NOT call them bars...only skanks and wino's hang out at bars..









shit..









There are some live bands playing and I fancy rock stars...and I fancy beer...and I fancy dancing with rock bands whilst drinking beer in these fine "establishments"









so its a win win win situation.









I am going out with one of my best friends, my only thing is, she is always one her phone texting or talking...and talking about how hot she is...









Now I am not a lesbian, nor have I had any lesbian tendencies, but I don't find her attractive at all...But that's not the point...I don't care what she looks like, she is a very good pal...but it kind of gets annoying hearing her talking about how hot she thinks she is and about all these men that hit on her...I have never really seen this happen, but I guess it happens every weekend we go out....must be when I am in the potty.









I am also going out with my other good friend who kissed a tweeker last month..Nothing like seeing your friend french kissing another chick..thats when u know u have had enough and its time to pack up and go home...









I am not hot, and even if I were I would not proclaim it from the roof tops, I don't don't kiss females unless they were pushed forth from my vagina..









And people call me the weird one.














My 4 year old Boo just informed me she is going on a date.









I ask her with who...she tells me Handy Manny.









For those of u who are not familiar with Handy Manny, this is him..

He is cute, I will give her that. He is bi-lingual, which is a plus..And he has a job.

Go get em Boo..

Oh and Blondie told me she can not wait until Hanukkah.

Thats my good Christian girl, not prejudiced against any holiday where she may get gifts.