Under Pressure

I have this tree in my yard...a big one.

While all the other trees are changing colors, this bitch is holding steady with her green leaves. I mean not even turning a shade of light green or light brown..

Just green..

Green as my grass..

I think she is protesting the fact summer is over. She is kinda like me, we live in denial about many things.

What the hell is up with that?

I also have another tree whose leaves are dropping like flies, but are dropping green, not brown or red or orange.

I don't get it...

Pretty soon I am going to go out and start painting the damn leaves with my paint brushes...

It is just bizarre.

And I don't much care for bizarre things.

Not really.

Ok, maybe a little.

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I am depressed today. Wanna know why?

Because its Wednesday the 8th...and ya wanna know why this bugs me?

Because if I don't leave right now, today, this very minute, I wont be to Detroit in time to see Def Leppard tomorrow night when they play at some stupid hockey shit at the fox theater.

Wanna know what I'm doing instead.

nothing.

wanna know why?

because I decided against robbing the tots of Christmas. I'm sure I will regret that later.

I just could not come up with a good enough excuse to drive to Michigan, other then to see my boys.

And really, I would rather sit home, with my kids and watch Drake and Josh and Icarly and Spongebob all day...

No really, I would.

please.kill.me.now.

Yup, I would rather spend time playing nice family time games, watching family tv, and waiting on these kids hand and foot, cleaning the house and making sure the hubs has clean underwear.

I would rather do ALL that, then spend one night with 5 men who I have loved more then half my life.


cause that's just how I fucking roll..

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I'm going to spend my weekend now eating mass quantities of corn nuts.

Drinking mass quantities of vodka and cherry pucker.

and having mass quantities of dirty time with the hubs.

Don't be hatin.

This is really what I would rather be doing.

I swear to God.

damnit.

I am going to go out on a limb and say I am going to have a way better weekend here then I would if I were to spend a long weekend in Michigan where I would see my boys and spend some time with freinds and family..

sonofabitch.