Wednesday, October 15, 2008

pinball wizard

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So I was watching Oprah yesterday, well because I have ovaries. Its an automatic law. I don't make the rules, I just follow them..

They had a whole show on the treatment of the farm animals. At first I was sad. I thought those poor animals need to have a better life, since they will end up dead soon anyway.

It was mostly about the confines of chickens...

I like chicken. I like eggs.

My town has a huge chicken farm...well an egg farm. And inside this farm or so I'm told there are over 500,000 thousand chickens inside. And the buildings don't seem big enough to house that many chickens.

But now I know its possible.

I don't eat pork or red meat, only because I do not like the taste...thats the only reason.

But then as I was watching the show, I thought, these poor bastards don't know any better..

Thats all they know.

Its not like they took them away from a place where they had unlimited amounts of sex and got to free base soybeans and corn.

Because they didn't.

At least I don't think they did..

I should do some fact checking..

Anyway, my point is, living in cages for a couple years is better then being drug to the slaughter house to get your head cut off.

I'm just sayin..


Ok, on my new favorite show, news To Me..a couple weeks ago they were talking about this website where you can go and upload your photo and see what you would look like in another race or older or whatever..

So I did it.

Wanna see?

I used the picture that is here on my blog..the one most people have seen..

Now this is what they say I looked like as a child.

Now I'm not sure why I all of a sudden got black being a child..but they think I was..

Now this is a pic of me as an actual child..

Kinda like twins huh?

so this is what it says I looked like as a teen..

now this is somewhat closer to the real thing...sorta..

this is me as a teen..

go ahead and amongst yourselves..

Ok, our next test is what I would look like if I were...


brace may get scared. And I don't need that on my conscience.

I'm a total babe huh?

I strangely look like the doctor who birthed two of my kids...

and its a dude.

So this is me when I'm old...

I mean, I not as ugly as I could be...


who wants to tap that?

That there is some prime geriatric behind..

Im just sayin.

i4got to add the link..this is the website u can do this at.

if any of you do it, let me know, I want to see...I will be featuring a differnt member of my family every week..I 4got to tell u that..

go and have some fun...I wanna see what u look like old...


The Egel Nest said...

OMG hilarious...

The Asian one...smoking hot...HAHAHA

You are so funny sis!

The Egel Nest

The Egel Nest said...

oh...and I feel bad for the chickens..though I rarely eat chicken and i don't really like eggs much

The Egel Nest

Tom said...

Funny, I see Blondie Bee a bit in that photo of you at 10 years or so.

Southern Sage said...


line me up for tappin!!!

Shannon said...

Funny pics!
If you are worried about the chickens, don't be, they don't seem to mind. Or, raise your own egg layers in the back yard. They each lay one egg a day as long as there is no rooster around, lol.

just_tammy said...

You look like you got a little carried away with too much plastic surgery in the Asian one. Kinda like Joan Rivers...either that or I'm really tired...I know I'm really tired so that must be it.

Mrs. K said...

gah! i am not going to that site - i'm not going to that site...and i LOVE meat- but you already knew that.

aatank said...

That is the best...Thanks for giving me my first laugh of the day.

I have a friend who worked on a Chicken farm out in CA, and he can sleep at night, so it must no be to bad.

Besides they wouldn't think twice about pecking your eyes out.

Flip Flop Momma said...

I know, Asian flip flop is smokin hot...feel free to come back all day and drool..

thats seems to be the only kid who "kinda" looks like me.

consinder yourself tapped.

nope, i dont give a shit about the chickens..haha

I swear, I have had no plastic sugery..hahahaha

yeah, I like some meat...and i dont care if they were in small cages as long as they taste good.

you should do this, I wanna see what u will look like at our 50th class renoiun..hahahahaha

Monogram Queen said...

Hell no I don't wanna see myself - all I have to do is look at my Mother for god's sake!!!!!

catscratch said...

I'm scared to go there and do one of my pictures. I'd be scary for shizzle.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Patti, mom and I look nothing alike, plus she is only 50;)

do it, i know ya wanna...

~Jobthingy~ said...

um.. wow.. you are a hot asian. :|

Flip Flop Momma said...

i know..right?

Jen - Queen of Poo said...

I thought the child photo was scary till I saw the Asian one. Are you sure that wasn't a photo of you as the product of an alien abduction?

Haphazardkat said...

I tore down Pale Ones pic shrine and put Asian Flip Flop pic up in its place.

All hail asian flip flop!

Flip Flop Momma said...

yup...its all kinda scary;)

I feel a creepy sorta way.

Scarlet said...

LOL - Who wants to tap that? LOL

You're hilarious! I can't figure out your little girl pic...and the teen one. The other two are more accurate. The last one scared me from trying it myself. I DON'T WANNA KNOW what I'm going to look like when I'm 90! Seriously. I can wait.

Sweets said...

asian flip flop momma is just... erm... interesting? LOL

loved that!

Flip Flop Momma said...

they all scare me...u need to try it though.

the Asian me is totally rockin...rockin the scary..hahaha

IamDerby said...

OMG too funny! I feel bad for the chickens, but not bad enough to stop eating them.