Friday, October 10, 2008

Animal

So, I am still stewing in the juices of missing that damn Def Leppard show last night in Detroit. I turned on the hockey channel and did get to watch it live.





My Boo, who is completely in love with them as well, because its kinda like child abuse if you don't expose them to good shit, watched it with me.





She said..





and when she said it, it broke my heart into pieces....and then I wanted to beat her.





" Is that a girl?....she looks really old, and the song doesn't sound the same like in your car momma"





Albeit Joe needs to trim the tresses and lay off the eye liner, because he was totally going all Motley Crue on my ass and I don't like that shit..





Now I thought the performances were stellar, I mean to me they were.





There was one point where Joe made a big foe pa..





Now I am no hockey fan, and I don't play one on tv..





My mother is a huge Red Wing fan and has met them all and has an autographed jersey signed by Chris Chelios..or however u spell it..





I may not know much about hockey, but I know what direction the fucking Stanley cup sits..































I was yelling...



joe, joe, please don't do it...please, u will never live that down, holy shit its gonna fall, someone help him PLEASE..



Now I don't give two craps less about the Stanly Cup, I just didn't want that shit on his shoulders.



They have to overcome many disabilities...like..



being Def Leppard..



They just didn't need it...



I couldn't sleep at all last night just knowing I knew this was going to make them look like asses.

I went to bed thanking God I was not their P.R. person.



And when I saw it was the lead story on Yahoo...



I just kinda rocked in a cornor of my house in the fetal postion and made my 5 year old clean the house and pick the boy up from school.



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We all know that I am a Nancy Grace junkie. I mean I have to keep tabs on the tot mom. Because holy shit, I'm just here to protect and serve...



its a running joke in our house that if someone here ends up missing or hacked up to death, that if one of us tells Nancy she is a hero and her twins are beautiful, she wont think we had anything to do with it.



Anyway, last weekend it was late, and I was watching an old episode, because just seeing it once is never enough.



I kinda drifted off to sleep and woke up at the start of another show.



HOLY SHIT...i love this show..



its called.



News to Me.




















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The producer of this show, sent me this to post here...Seriously he did..

(Grayson, maybe u can give my blog a shout out..hahahahahahahahahaha)




Anyway, this show has the greatest stories on it...I mean its shit you wouldn't think you would give a crap about, but yet, you do..




Like last weekend there was a story about how Journey found its new lead singer. Now beings Journey toured with Def leppard two years ago, I seen Journey 5 times in one year.




And I don't like Journey.




Now I did not see this singer, but I found the story interesting.


They found the dude on YouTube.




I shit you not.




I totally need to put a video of me singing Joan Jett. or Heart, or Elton John or The Eagels...




People out there need to know im the karaoke queen...



I need a gig..cause this bitch cant find a job...




Maybe this dude can help a bitch out...



Anyway, this show is awesome...please watch it..



There will be a quiz Monday...and if you dont pass, I will come to your house and dirty all your dishes and sit back and watch while you wash them all.



Im just sayin.





and the host, he is a total hottie.




He is bald, and very sexy..



I'm just saying..



As you all know, I don't like much, so when I find something good, I like to pass that shit on to you.



Thats how I roll.


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BTW, my tree is still green...



what the hell?


24 comments:

DFTF said...

Wow, upside down Stanley Cup. Not cool. I will avoid showing that to my husband.

Dude, you and I should both totally post mass karaoke videos on Youtube. Ya never know when someone will be looking for hot middle aged singers. (Well, I'M middle aged, even if you're not.)

metalmom said...

Say it ain't so, Joe!!! :(

A sad day indeed. I hang my head in shame.

I have heard about the Journey guy as well. I also heard that stardom wasn't everything he thought it would be and he was considering giving up the gig. He misses his family. Too bad. I'm not a huge Journey fan, but this guy was spot on.

Southern Sage said...

get some new fertilizer called "round up" and pour it around the tree, its the miracle cure for green trees! I swear by it.

I dunno hockey either, being a hot weather cracker!

Flip Flop Momma said...

dftf,
i know..we totally should..

metalmom,
the guy sounds ok, he is no steve perry..

and we can take turns spanking;)

Sage,
wont that make my tree bigger?

i dont need a bigger tree cracker, i need the leaves to fall b4 it snows..damn cracker.

Neurotic1 said...

Saw the ol' Stanley cup thing on Yahoo today and thought of you. Hmmm... guess that's better then being in the shitter and thinking of you ;)

I was always a true republican but you'll be happy to know that Obama has my endorsement.

Flip Flop Momma said...

N1,
im glad u thought of me while u were NOT on the shitter..

u go girl, you and me can be Obama Momma's

;)

Mrs. K said...

my husband is bald...and totally sexy- in fact I should go now.

Sarah said...

I've *touched* the stanley cup. I have a picture of me and the touching of the stanley cup. I'm not a hockey fan either, but it was awesome.

I've seen the show, News to Me, it's good. Do you watch Rachael Maddows? She's good too.

Have a good weekend. I'm childless this weekend. Maybe I'll finish off the booze in my cupboard. Maybe.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Mrs K,
dont let me stop u...

Sara,
wow, u touched it?..my Joe just touched it, but put the damn thing wrong side up..

thats awesome..

nope never watched that show, or heard of it..

I just stumbled across this one, it was a fluke. and i freakin love it..

Krystal said...

YOU dirtying all my dishes. What a joke, as IF, with five kids, I have any CLEAN dishes to begin with.

HA!

just_tammy said...

Oh holy crap! My Canadian relatives must be having convulsions right about now. If only you had been there, you could have taken care of the boo boo.

Pretty good show btw. I thought you of all people would have already seen it.

Is that a girl?!

Shannon said...

The Boo is just too funny!

Jennybean said...

Major bad on the cup thing! So not cool...

I think we need a karaoke video post, and soon!

Thought of you last night when I was out shakin' it!

Scarlet said...

I love the line about you rocking in a corner of the house in the fetal position after learning about the Joe Elliott incident...and your little one picking the boy up from school! Too funny! lol

I caught the story/video on Yahoo. Very sad.

Go knock some sense into your boys, will ya? ;)

Flip Flop Momma said...

Krystal,
damn it..go wash them...so i can come dirty them.

Tam,
I know, thats the kinda shit that happens when im not around...its a damn bloody shame..

and ya know what he said?..he said,we are soccer boys, sorry bout that..we didnt know.

poor poor sad boys need a spanking.

Shannon,
she is a hoot alright.

Jennybean,
acctually i do have some vidoes posted...they are broken up, not one a whole song but a bunch a songs..plus i was drunk..so...yeah..i wont be gettin any calls anytime soon.

Scarlet,
they ALL need spankings....and im just the woman to do it.

The Doozie said...

I'm not sure I would be bragging about the Karaoke queen thing. If you get too famous, people will be swarming your house, and they will be breathing their hot smarmy breath on your green tree that is not supposed to be green, and it will die from over exposure to heathen breathing, and you will end up writing a book called "Karaoke, My Trip into Madness"

Choppzs said...

I watched that show....well actually i listened, I was to busy looking through a catalog or some shit! lol

Haphazardkat said...

All our trees in town are still green. I was just saying to Lord V yesterday, "WTH? Its almost Halloween and all the trees are GREEN? Where's our Fall??" hmmph.

BTW--I was showing your blog to my friend this morning 'cuz she was describing seeing a huge fuggin spider on the ceiling of her bed...and watched it zip to her closet. She said the spider was as big as her tot. She screamed bloody murder and her husband came running only to find....nothing.

I suspect your Bastard spider has moved to New Jersey and is now haunting my friend ;)

Flip Flop Momma said...

DOoze,
damn...u got too much time on your hands..haha

Choppzs,
its ok, at least u listend;)

Kat,
well she can keep him...

Janell said...

Okay. I'll tune in to "News to Me" if you'll watch "Hannity and Colmes" at least once. Deal?

Flip Flop Momma said...

Janell,
i have seen them crazy pepole..trust me

u need to wath bill maher...

then we will call it a deal:)

cathouse teri said...

What a rebellious tree!

Well, babe, I'm sorry about the trouble with the Stanley Cup. I hope both you and Joe recover.

But I also think you should totally do a You Tube thing of you singing! You just never know where it will take you!

Brooke said...

man I am going to have to dvr this show ur talking about.

I think your boo and my little sister would have a blast together. We would be rolling with the stuff they would come up with.

I have already did my part and voted this year. I just wish I could watch tv without that damn McCain coming on there. So I change the channel and there he is again. Seriously old man don't you have something better to do with your money. If not give it to me I can think of plenty.

I haven't seen the stanley cup thing I will have to check out. I am sure they have been doing damage control.

JoeinVegas said...

Never know, the drunk karaoke posting might get you more work than you planned on. Depending on the outfit of course.