I have done some pretty sweet things in my lifetime thus far..
Like travel 12 states in one summer, go to Niagara falls countless times, fly on a plane, meet many famous people, follow Def Leppard around every summer, dance on stage with Everclear, have random teen sex, been a groupie, wrote some pretty funny things for some pretty awesome things, partied like it was 1999, given natural childbirth three dang times..
the list goes on and on...not to brag, but I mean seriously..
But nothing is like seeing this..
This is my son walking from the field of a football game..Doesn't he look all bad ass and shit?
He is just so dang cute in his big pads and shit....
Even with the big pads, and his um...cup...he still comes home with blood and dirt all over his self...and most times he is unaware of who the blood belongs too..
Now when I am watching him out in the field, I admit, I have no damn clue whats going on. All I know is he is dropping kids like flies...
Aww, nothing beats that...
I should read up on the rules and what nots of the game I am watching...but that takes work.
All I know is he can tackle kids twice his size..
He cant throw or catch worth a shit, but damn it, his years of pummeling his sisters has finally paid off.
I had a pretty quiet weekend. got a little tipsy on Friday and I had a quickie.
get your mind outta the gutter.
Before I had my quickie, at the first bar we went to they had drink buy one get one free...
So b4 nine pm I downed 6 diet cokes with Cherry Pucker..so I was feeling sick..
thats too much to drink in a short time...like 30 minutes..
not good, im lucky i wasnt passed out with my skirt shoved over my head and my crotch all exposed on the grass..
now onto the quickie.
its not that kinda quickie, I only had sex Sunday night, not on Friday..damn..
A quickie is this..
a shot of wiskey
a shot of rum
a shot of something else i cant recall...
all in one shot glass...a big shot glass.
and it was not good...not good at all.
It tasted sorta like how imagine warm horse piss with a touch of acid would taste.
I saw my life flash before my eyes...the room was spinning and my throat was burning.