sunspot baby

My mom has not even officially moved in yet, and I think I have a raging bleeding ulcer..

I mean raging.

I have been spending the last couple days bagging up up shit to get rid of, and trying to get things in order for her to move in this weekend.

Its too bad you cant do with parents like you do for a stray animal. Take it to the shelter an let them find it a good home.

I have already done more for this woman in the last 15 years then any kid should be asked...And she isn't even in diapers yet..

She has lived with us, I have supported her, I have driven her around for 2 years because she was unable to drive, I have helped her move, put deposits on places, bought her furniture..u name it, I have done it already.

Its like she is totally spoiling her golden years...Because by the time she is senile, I will be so sick of doing this shit, I will take her to the shelter.

Over the last 15 years she done some pretty awful things to me. I will not go into any detail or anything, but there use to be plenty of drama surrounding her..

I need a drink just thinking about it.

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Remember during the summer when I was in the homeland and my poor dad crashed into the back of my hot mom wheels?

I mean my mini van.

Well when I left he told me to go get an estimate and he would have it fixed..I have not done that yet.

Mainly because well, its my dad...and well, I don't want his insurance to go up, or have to fork out money..or whatever..

The bitch is startin to rust where it was smashed..

And there is not an auto body in town I trust...they all seem like douche bags..

But everyone here seems like a douche bag to me...

I may just have to drive it to Lincoln, NB and have Cliff son Dan fix it..

He doesn't seem like a douche bag...plus he is cute..and he owns a collision shop.

Can u fit me in?

Now mind u, if my father in law woulda been the one to ram my car, THAT fuckin day I woulda called the police, said a fat bastard hit my car, just plowed his huge back end right up in my ass...repeatedly...oh and he gave me the finger..

And I would of made him fix that shit before I left the state...and I mighta even sued him for damages.

What damages?

Just knowing him...thats damage enough..

He doesn't send my kids real gifts for holidays or birthdays anyway, so its not like I would be taking away from his grand kid fund.

He sends them worthless savings bonds...

Ya no, savings bonds my kids received when they were babies, and are suppose to be mature in 7 years...I have taken to the bank to put into CD's..

Then I have the teller tell me this worthless 50 dollar savings bond aint even worth the 25 bucks an asshat woulda spent on it.

Now I don't have an issue with savings bonds per say..but when its your only token of love to your grand kid..kinda makes u look like a douche bag.

The children know you have put absolutely no thought into a gift for them..

So therefore, I would milk him for all he aint worth just for hitting my car ever so slightly.

Cause that's how I roll.

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The other night I watched this movie on HBO, it was called fast food nation.

holy mother of God.

it was very disturbing...I mean it takes a lot to disturb me.

The last ten minutes they showed actual slaughter of cows...

I totally didn't see that coming..I was caught off guard.

Now I know people make a living killing and slaughtering animals so we can eat them.

But its something I do not need to be seeing...

I mean they showed them skinning it, slitting its throat, gutting it...

and at the end they showed a bucket full of cow heads missing skin and and muscles, with its eyeballs staring up at you.

They need to put a fuckin disclaimer on that shit...before they started the cattle prodding and throat slitting, they shoulda said..

all u peeps who might find the slaughter of a cow a tad disturbing, go take a crap, by the time u are done, we should be done killing stuffff.

but they didn't..

and I saw it..

And I was in such shock, I couldn't even move to turn the channel..I was frozen.

So next time, you film makers with the fucked up minds...warn a girl next time u start butchering shit..mmmkay?