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So, I am still stewing in the juices of missing that damn Def Leppard show last night in Detroit. I turned on the hockey channel and did get to watch it live.





My Boo, who is completely in love with them as well, because its kinda like child abuse if you don't expose them to good shit, watched it with me.





She said..





and when she said it, it broke my heart into pieces....and then I wanted to beat her.





" Is that a girl?....she looks really old, and the song doesn't sound the same like in your car momma"





Albeit Joe needs to trim the tresses and lay off the eye liner, because he was totally going all Motley Crue on my ass and I don't like that shit..





Now I thought the performances were stellar, I mean to me they were.





There was one point where Joe made a big foe pa..





Now I am no hockey fan, and I don't play one on tv..





My mother is a huge Red Wing fan and has met them all and has an autographed jersey signed by Chris Chelios..or however u spell it..





I may not know much about hockey, but I know what direction the fucking Stanley cup sits..































I was yelling...



joe, joe, please don't do it...please, u will never live that down, holy shit its gonna fall, someone help him PLEASE..



Now I don't give two craps less about the Stanly Cup, I just didn't want that shit on his shoulders.



They have to overcome many disabilities...like..



being Def Leppard..



They just didn't need it...



I couldn't sleep at all last night just knowing I knew this was going to make them look like asses.

I went to bed thanking God I was not their P.R. person.



And when I saw it was the lead story on Yahoo...



I just kinda rocked in a cornor of my house in the fetal postion and made my 5 year old clean the house and pick the boy up from school.



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We all know that I am a Nancy Grace junkie. I mean I have to keep tabs on the tot mom. Because holy shit, I'm just here to protect and serve...



its a running joke in our house that if someone here ends up missing or hacked up to death, that if one of us tells Nancy she is a hero and her twins are beautiful, she wont think we had anything to do with it.



Anyway, last weekend it was late, and I was watching an old episode, because just seeing it once is never enough.



I kinda drifted off to sleep and woke up at the start of another show.



HOLY SHIT...i love this show..



its called.



News to Me.




















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The producer of this show, sent me this to post here...Seriously he did..

(Grayson, maybe u can give my blog a shout out..hahahahahahahahahaha)




Anyway, this show has the greatest stories on it...I mean its shit you wouldn't think you would give a crap about, but yet, you do..




Like last weekend there was a story about how Journey found its new lead singer. Now beings Journey toured with Def leppard two years ago, I seen Journey 5 times in one year.




And I don't like Journey.




Now I did not see this singer, but I found the story interesting.


They found the dude on YouTube.




I shit you not.




I totally need to put a video of me singing Joan Jett. or Heart, or Elton John or The Eagels...




People out there need to know im the karaoke queen...



I need a gig..cause this bitch cant find a job...




Maybe this dude can help a bitch out...



Anyway, this show is awesome...please watch it..



There will be a quiz Monday...and if you dont pass, I will come to your house and dirty all your dishes and sit back and watch while you wash them all.



Im just sayin.





and the host, he is a total hottie.




He is bald, and very sexy..



I'm just saying..



As you all know, I don't like much, so when I find something good, I like to pass that shit on to you.



Thats how I roll.


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BTW, my tree is still green...



what the hell?