Saturday, May 24, 2008

Long Way home

Well, I have made a decision...I am setting this to private...

Email me if u want to continue reading and I will add you to the list..

I will leave this open for one week so that everyone has a chance to know whats going on.

There are things I would like to talk about, but I cant with people reading it who have big mouths or were never invited but somehow, thru the magic of being a douche bag, got my address and is now coming here...


Frankly it bothers me....Frankly I don't enjoy blogging right now...

Frankly douche bags are only good for cleaning out your vagina, so u big vagina, go clean yourself somewhere else...

I'm done...

To all my readers that have been with me over the last 3 plus years, I love you all...and please keep reading...

I realize I have been bad at visiting and commenting, but there is shit going on that is just keeping from blogging...

A move?

A job offer?

Maybe I was offered another writing job and have been asked to move...?

Maybe I killed a ranch full of men who marry 12 year olds and I am going under cover.

Maybe I am going to have a sex change...?

Maybe Barbra Walters has asked me to co-host the view?

Maybe I have been offered a reoccurring role on The OC?

Maybe I have been asked to be Def Leppards tour manager?

Maybe I have been asked to be Prince's personal sex slave?

Maybe im gonna be on Rock of Love 3?

All these are possibilities..

But you will never know cause of douche bags...

Send me an email either at my blog email or my personal one if u have it.

Again, I wont be setting it to private for at least a week, I want to give everyone a chance to know whats going on..

And to any of my long time readers, and short term, my family...any of you who I know read it, and have given you the address....please don't be thinkin its anything to do with u guys..

its not...

its people who somehow, someway stalked it till they found it...either from Myspace or where ever..

I don't know...but this bitch is DONE...

20 comments:

KrazyMom said...

Hey girl! You know my email, so if I'm invited, add me in! That is as long as I am not the "bad seed". Someone always has to ruin the fun!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Kel,
yup..I will mail ya one..

Im not going private 4 at least a week...but u will get one 4 sure!

I mean I have known u over 20 years...so shit that counts 4 something:)

Brooke said...

Oh that is a huge bummer! I noticed your website on blogstock the other day. Are you coming? I am planning on it I only live 30-40 minutes from where it is at.

If you want to add me that would be great. Stay in touch!

Tutu said...

good luck--the idea of stalkers to too scary to keep this up--

Flip Flop Momma said...

Brooke,
we were planning on it....It all depends on the gas price sitation..ya no..

I can send u an invite, jsut email me so I can send ya an invite when i go private.

TuTu,
I know..some people have no fucking life..

1 plus twins said...

oh man you know i have been there!! that is why i made mine private so of course you neeed to add my email so i can read yours. you should have my email, if not let me know. i too am not into blogging lately cuz of all the shit going on. but hopefully soon you and i will be back to blogging like normal.

Yarn Tails said...

Well I sent ya an email.I may not always comment but I read faithfully! So sorry that there is losers out there that ruin all the fun for others.

just_tammy said...

You know I want to continue to be a part of your life...yes, I am your #1 stalker! You have my e-mail...

Dana G. said...

Can you add me?? I came across your blog though a mutual blogger. dgrunow@core.com

Tom said...

Bossy, will shoot you an email soon. I think I might do a private one too...let select people know what REALLY goes on in the wacky world of operating an airline! Plus I need your opinion on doing a .pdf book...Tom

doozie said...

I feel ya sistah....I put up with the stalkers way longer than I should have before I went covert

lo said...

I want and need to continue to read. Please email me and i will send you my email address to include when you go private. Don't want to leave it here due to the douche bags:)
Lo

Gette said...

Send a mail to me!!

Connie said...

Include me!!! I may not comment but I do care about your thoughts and opinions!

gina said...

hopefully i'll get an invite but no pressure. :)

ginamarieparker@gmail.com

Jamie Dawn said...

Good grief, you're being stalked!!!!!
Do you need me to bust some heads?
Do you?
Cuz I'm ready to do it.
Ninja JD at your service.

Monogram Queen said...

Glad you are not going private! Um I didn't comment on the band name cos' I'm classy like that. Yup. I am. Quit laughing!

JoeinVegas said...

I'm still lost at the sex change part.

CMB said...

Sad, sad day. I am sorry you have to go private. I'd love to still be a reader.

Anonymous said...

So sad , enjoyed your humor very much , great blog , shall miss it !Just cause we dont post does'nt mean we are not reading , and HEYYYYYYY I was uninvited and strolled along blogville and found you !!!!!Hope that comment didnt include ME!!!!



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