Monday, February 25, 2008

Hair raising

My poor, stupid, naive dog...She needs a haircut so bad, she is running into walls now. I was going to hold off and bring her to Nebraska with me in July so Cliff's bride could groom her into the Princess she totally thinks she afraid she is gonna kill herself if I don't intervene soon.


She will be living in my closet with me.....We will be in good company I suppose.


Over the weekend my mother forgot about our ban on Subway...Cause she showed up with that spinach and artichoke sub I have been having wet dreams about.

I reluctantly ate it...

And you know what?

It was the grossest piece of poo-poo I have eaten in years...

I am not normally a consumer of the fast food industry, but I have always fancied Subway, because I didn't have to get something with red meat or anything deep fried.

they went and wrecked that 4 me. I hope they are happy.


My mom and I went out 4 karaoke one night and we decided it would be a bloody good idea to play some pool.

Normally I am jump at this kinda shit, I like watching people play pool and darts.

Well 5 outta 7 times , not knowing how I did, I hit the white ball so hard and with such force it jumped off the pool table and landed on the floor. Even landed on someones table once.

they got a good chuckle, asked what I had been consuming to be such a bad shot..

oh, u know, just your regular run of the mill 80 proof diet coke.

how embarrassing.

I have hung up my pool stick, now we are going to try darts next...yee haw bitches.

I fear 4 anyone who may come in contact with me that night.


Ok, my hair is done....

Now mind u, this was a very delicate process that required much effort, strategic planning and time....

I have a pic with it up, one down and one with my sides these are the normal ways I wear this hair of mine..

here it is with the sides up...

I am not sure why, but my eyes look really really scary..hide the tots..

Next one, hair up....again, hide the tots..

ok, had to throw some in wearing my fav Def Leppard shirt, cause thats how I roll.

so there ya have it peeps..

My job here is done.


just_tammy said...

All is well in the world now that your hair is once again sporting red highlights. Slap a little ponytail (or would that be puppytail?) on Ellen and you'll be set for a bit.

Maybe the only way to play pool and darts is with something a little stronger than diet coke in ya!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Well, I hate to see how I play bar games while intoxicated, I could kill someone;)

Scarlet said...

I can only give you big thumbs up for the red. I LOVE the red.

lo said...

Looking GOOD!

KrazyMom said...

That turned out great! I like it.

Doozie said... then

I just sneezed and it made me pee

the part about the "white ball" flying around is classic. I"ve done that many times on the break.

Flip Flop Momma said...


thank u girl,

its a tad reder then I wanted, but in a couple days it will be lighter, as I wash my hair aout twice a day some days;)

I always like making people pee pee themselves;)

1 plus twins said...

your hair looks great in all of them and your eyes do not look scary. i have always wanted eyes like that since i was wee little but nope i was born with shit brown eyes!! lol

Foster Communications said...

Like the hair! :)
Oh, and I feel your pool pain. I thought I was the only one to have a ball land on someone else's table. Oh what shame...

Katie said...

I like the hair!

Yippeeskip said...

I would like to play some pool or darts with you. You look great with your hair down! Love the red.

IamDerby said...

Darts? Lets hope they go towards the board. Hair looks good!

Flip Flop Momma said...

thanks 4 all your comments...busy morning, kids had two hour late start cause of fog I guess...

have an interview back later.

Patti said...


I definitely have some people i'd like to send around when you play darts.... heh heh... NOT that I think you'd be a bad aim or anything. Oh no sirree...

icanseeclearlynow said...

how is that! you and your mom going to a bar and shooting pool together! i LOVE it! those pics of you look great, girlie.



Groovy Mom said...

Love the pink in your hair! Playing darts is fun. My husband and I used to play in a dart league. His mom and dad were also on our team. That was really cool. Then I got pregnant for the first time. No more fun after that,...till now. :-D

Flip Flop Momma said...

well send them here fri..i will do my best;)

yes, my mom comes wth me to do karaoke sometimes..we are bar buddies..hehe

well darts is gonna be a challenge, I have bad vision, eve with my contacts;)

CMB said...

You look fabulous! Love the Def Leppard T too. I am NO good at pool. Darts I can handle. I had a similar food experience on Friday. My favorite meal is linguini with white clam sauce. I ordered it Friday and hated it. I was SO grumpy. Ruined the whole evening.

CatScratch Diva said...

Give the dog a sanjaya from American Idol doo until you can get hair hair did.

congrats on getting your hair back to where you wanted it!!

Slick said...

Hey, come on now...let's not knock Subway. I used to live off that shit.

Great hair too!! :)

The Blog Whore said...

Hey. Have I said this before???


You do. Do it. Right now. Do not make me come over there with my little pot of wax. Ya hear?

Flip Flop Momma said...

blog whore,
i know...u always tell me, acctaully I just did about 5 weeks ago..

oh shit, yeah that was a long time ago..shit..

thanks 4 the comments guys...

and slick, i could live on it too, but ya no...that fucked me over.

gina said...

Yes four year olds rock,
Obviously anyone saying you are "too skilled" hasn't seen you shoot pool, but DAMN girl, you are rocking that new hair. You look like summer fun.

"T" said...

It is an amazing difference. It will open those peepers right up and you won't have to smear eyeshadow through all that hair.

Okay. Go wax. Right now.

Then post pictures. Before and after.

Go on.
I'll wait.
Right here.
Hurry up...