Thursday, February 21, 2008

eat the rich

So, I am totally fixing my hair, its gonna be darker plus have the pink in it. I will show the completed prifzef when its done...

My laptop here has a bloody mind of its own, out of nowhere it will type hundred of F's for no reason..if i wait long enough, it will happen...watch...

just wait, its gonna happen, I swear...

Keep watching, an f is gonna just pop up outt fucking nowhere...just like BAM, there is an f, oh and hundreds of its little pissing buddies...

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

see...I told u...then out of nowhere, it will just plop them in, in the middle of a word im typing, so if u see an f where an f dont belong...its not me..

its my computer that is slightly dopping.

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Anyway, remeber a few weeks ago i was telling you about how I was dying for sub from subway, and I waited in the drive thru for 10 minutes and no one came to wait on me and then I got bulgernt when they came?...ok..remeber how I said I was boycotting them?

well, I kept seeing the ad on tv for the sub with the spinach and artichoke dip on it.

I.must.have.one.now.

So beings I am boycotting, I cant go..I cant step my car on the premises nor spend my own money inside dwelling.

I had the bright idea of calling my mom and roping her into getting us a some subs for lunch.

She agreed..

Rightious!!!..

It was 20 below zero here all day, so a drive thru is a nice luxury on days like this, so she heads over there.

About 20 minutes later she comes up to my door with what appear to be bags from 'the golden fucking arches"

how could she get this wrong...we talked about subway...I know we did..crap..what the hell?

Well, apparently she got in line for the drive thru and the woman tells her to wait just a moment.....a bit later she came back on and said..

we are too busy inside to take your order, if u wanna come in, I can get u your order ready, but I dont have time to run the drive thru.

WHAT.the.Hell?

Now my mom and I are alike in the respect we blow easily...I wont tell u what she said she told them, as this is a rated PG 13 blog, and this would near an NC-17 rating I believe.

But it makes u wonder, how can u be too busy to run a drive thru?....Who dares tell a customer in the drivethru that u dont have time to take their order that u need to come in...THIS is why we HAVE drive thru's..so lazy ass people dont have to go inside.

Asshats.

So, for lunch I had some soup and an Asian salad...

This week has not gone well for me people.

Please pray.


did anyone watch Nip/Tuck?....the season ending was Tuesday..did anyone see?..holy shit?

33 comments:

Jamie Dawn said...

Can't wait to see the new do!!!!

That drive thru is wacked out! I've never heard of such craziness. That's a sure way to lose business.
So, your mom has raunchier language than you???!!
Wowzer!

Those repeating fffff's come from you typing the F-word so much. Your laptop is offended and is now paying you back.

It was 61 degrees here yesterday, and 55 today.
Ahhhh, the southern life!

just_tammy said...

Me thinks it's time to contact the manager/owner of your sucky subway. Tell them to fix the problem or pull the tasty ads. Those ads have been tempting me to no end.

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff...just to make you fffffffffffffeel better. Jamie Dawn is probably right about your laptop rebelling though!

The pink highlights were definitely more like the Bossy I know and love. One of us needs to follow her heart and I'm too boring for words.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Jamie,
oh sure, blame me for the misfortune of the roaming ffffffffffffffffff's!

I will post my new do as soon as its done, stay tuned;)

Tam,
me thinks I need to put a cap in the managers ass;)

Pink, red or purple are more my style huh?

Karin said...

I have never seen a subway drive thru. However the only reason I ever go to a drive thru is because I have to eat and the baby is asleep in the back of the car and if I move him he will wake up and start crying and I won't to eat. So if some asshat told me they wouldn't take my order you better believe my sleep deprived hungry ass would go off on those bitches.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Karin,
amen..I second that one sista.

Fantastagirl said...

I can't wait to see the new do!

Subway sucks... ours can't make a decent sub if their life depended on it - and RUDE... OMG - RUDE is an understatement.

Scarlet said...

I eat Subway EVERY DAY for lunch and I never get tired of it. I like their turkey/swiss melted w/ the works or roast beef and provolone on parmesian oregano bread. That one's to die for! It's only 6:43 a.m. and I want one!

Shannon said...

Can't wait for the new improved 'do'.
Also have never seen a Subway drive thru. I would have asked to speak to the manager. But being as it was in the 60's here yesterday, I don't think he would have had any sympathy for me, lol.

Foster Communications said...

OK then a boycott is totally warranted! So is an email to a higher up. It will surely get you coupons for the goodness that is Subway---to be used when going thru the Subway in other towns/cities! I would not go back to that hole.

Oh, annd I think the pink hair pretty much rocks!

Flip Flop Momma said...

fantstagirl,
I cant wait to GET the new do;)

Scarlet,
I love subway too..I normally get the chicken tereiki or a turkey breast with veggies...but now, never again..asslickers.

Shannon,
well, from the sounds of it, I must have the only subway drive-thru in the world;)

but now I dont even want it..

Jess,
well a couple times b4, I had bad expeircnes there and spoke to the manager....didnt get me anywhere.

1 plus twins said...

are you kidding me that they wouldn't take her order? that is crazy, i say the two of you call the main headquarters and complain. that is bullshit.


damn i missed nip/tuck i was down with a migrane till today. i will have to catch it friday night. they play it over on friday nights out here.

themuttprincess said...

Dear god! That is HORRIBLE customer service.

Keep the boycott going. I will boycott the ones we have here in the cities as well.

LOL

Flip Flop Momma said...

1pt,
oh u issed quite a show girl..

tmp,
haha, lets make em go bankrupt..

Jays girl 1990 said...

Well the other Subway in town isn't much better. They like to close @ 7pm! I watched Nip/Tuck...OMG! Do you think Shawn will live? That woman sure is psycho! Your hair will look good like that, but I don't think it looks all that bad now!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Connie,
I aint steppin foot near another one...I mean..what the hell?...

they have ticked me off one too many times...

CatScratch Diva said...

Call corporate and tell how shitting lazy those people at your Subway are. I would blow... maybe you'll get coupons for free stuff and not have to spend your own money.

Grrrrr @ bad customer service.

Southern Sage said...

why they hate you FFM?

CMB said...

So excited about the hair! Looking forward to seeing it.

Wow - Subway are a bunch a A-holes! I am not a big fan anyhow and I do not think I saw a drive through one here in Jersey. The soup sounded good - I hope you enjoyed it.

That 'f' thing is odd. My laptop is touchy too. It will open new windows for NO reason. Damn technology.

Katie said...

I would be writing a letter to the manager, that is not cool, and if the manager is the one who was giving you hell, let the franchise manager know. It should be posted inside, generally by the doors or the register.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Diva,
well, I beilive my mom has spoken to someone in the BIG office...

I dont want free shit anyway, I dont want anything they make, asslickers.

SS,
good damn question son...

must be because of my hawt hair.

CMB,
well...my hair is taking on a life of its own...

I will go into detail later;)

Katie,
oh, mother has taken care of that..hehe

Janell said...

I think the recurring f's are your 'puter's salute to Flip Flop.
I abandoned Subway long ago when Quiznos came to town, otherwise I'd go flip'em off in your honor.

Emma Sometimes said...

Oh, new hair. Can't wait.

Seriously, the lady asked her to come in? Why don't they just close the freaking drive thru lane, instead of making everyone wait until they get done pissing around. What idiots.

~sending you a virtual spinach artichoke sub~

Hope that tides you over...

Flip Flop Momma said...

Janell.

mmmmm..toasty..haha

emma,
aww...and its good 2, thank u..

Gette said...

Ok, so now we must road trip for Karaoke and Subway. Sounding more fun all the time. I am taking March 22 off. It's the first Sat I could get. Then we'll find somewhere to sing, hopefully in Willmar, but at this point who cares. We shall drive until we find a venue that truly appreciates us and isn't too skanky.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Gette,
its a date...

its a long ways though...damn woman..

Groovy Mom said...

No WAY! How come they would have time to take your mom's order inside but not if she sat in her warm car outside? Stupid people. "Oh no. We don't want your money anymore, and we're working hard to piss off everyone in town so we can go out of business."

Flip Flop Momma said...

Groovy,
I know, makes no damn sence...stupid stupid stupid..

Emma Sometimes said...

I have been reading this blog and she is awesome..reminds me of your writing. go see!!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Emmers,
I went and read her..too dang funny..thanks for pointing me there, ur a good woman;)

gina parker said...

I cna't wait to see the finished hair.
Waht your sunshiney personality runs in your family? lol. I'd love to be able to eat. period. well, solid food at least.

Patti said...

Okay before long we are going to be reading about someone going postal in that Subway!

Trukindog/Scotty said...

Hi Flip Flop
This is my first time here and I think I'm already hooked.
Don't you just hate to love fast food, we as a nation are I believe addicted to them and they happen to be one of my BIGGEST pet peeves.

I think I'm going to have to do a post at my place to get it off my chest.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Gina,
pretty soon I will have the finsshed product..

Patti,
gosh, its a possiablity.

Scotty,
your pic kinda freaks me out..

the only fast food I care for is subway, I dont like anything fried or anything with beef..

*sigh*