Wednesday, February 13, 2008

dude looks like a lady

Well it seems Hubby wants me to clear the air here...he wants me to tell everyone his exact words...



so here we go..



oh man, I never noticed b4, but u have crows feet..wow..thats wierd, I always picutred you as the hot young girl I first met...but now I realize, you are getting old..



not that it is a bad thing, its just in my mind you have always been a young hot thing..



see. it doesnt make it any better now does it?



Men are just stupid...Like that makes any matter...cause even though he thinks it was a compliment, I told him all I heard was..



he use to think i looked young, now im old and am getting wrinkels



yeah, that makes me all giddy inside..



sonofabitch..



i told him he needs to take a class on giving his woman compliments..starting now.



cause Valentines Day is nearing and he wont be getting a damn thing...and my sex shop will be closing soon if he cant say something nice..



damn men anyway..



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My dog needs a bath and a haircut, my cats need the litter box cleaned, my kids want to eat off clean dishes, hubby wants lovin when he calls me old...



I just am overloaded people...



Blondie was talking about the kids in her class she is pals with. I ask her if she is buddies with all the girls in her class...( as I know all the boys drool over her)...she said all but two..



So i had her show me which two she was not pals with..



wouldnt ya know it...its the obese girl and the ugly red headed girl...



More of me is in that girl then I once thought...when i was her age, I was the same way...why are little girls that way?



I have said it once and I will say it again, little girls are vile creatures....




see, this is the new face of a vile creature...read it and weep all u moms with lil girl tots...this will be them one day...





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Thursday is what we married people refer to as

guess I should do my hair cause i might get a free dinner and might be asked to put out DAY..



Normally on Thursday I am at Lamplighter in Hutch....its a town not far from here..Its the only place I will do Karaoke at now, ya no, after I was fucking robbed...on my own turf...damnitalltohell..


anyway, I am assuming I wont be going this week, cause well, the man I have been married to 4 nearly 13 years is going to expect me to stay here and do stuff with him..

I have not sang since my robbing, and I am wanting to go....I would take him along but he is like a damn pumpkin and wants to be home by like 10....and thats not how I roll...



So, do I stay home and spend time with the male whom called me old, or do I go out and sing my sorrows away?



This is a tough call..

41 comments:

just_tammy said...

Ooo, I'm not sure if you should try to spend a special day with Shaky after he called you wrinkly! Maybe it would be better all around if you sang your heart out to make up for the injustice of last weekend. Tough call. Guess you could make your decision based on what he gives you on the big day. Something wonderful = hanging out with him. Not so great = karaoke!

Yarn Tails said...

Hmmmm hard call. I agree with just tammy I would base it on what he gets you.

We will be up at the Mall of America and over to Rosemount to see my friend AJ. How far are you from there?

Flip Flop Momma said...

tam,
i am gonna go w/your idea, only cause i know u got my back;)

Yarntails,
I live bout an hour or so from there...maybe one hour 15 minutes w/the bad traffic..

Yarn Tails said...

You should come over this weekend. We will be there four days. If you decide to send me an email. Will have the laptop with me.

rantingdiva said...

Sing, dammit, sing!!!
I would.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Yarntails,
well I will see whats goin on...r u gonna be here this coming weekend?

Diva,
yeah, thats my vote too;)

Yarn Tails said...

Yeppers.... We leave Friday morning and we are coming home Monday. Just let me know. Not totally sure what we are doing the whole time.

Katie said...

Sing your sorrows away.

I get to sell pizza and beer. Not that I would be spending it with anyone anyway.

Flip Flop Momma said...

yarntails,
ok I will talk 2 hubs and see what he thinks, maybe we can load the kids and head 2 the mall..i will let u know.

Katie,
well pizza is good, so is beer, u might meet prince charming that nite;)

Southern Sage said...

first you are a shithead.

Second v-day is obligatory day, but its just sometime that day provided he buys you something and it is ok if u wake him up to participate in obligatory relations

C. how i'm gonna be a hardass if u comment some such doins as that?
sheeeeesh
call a cracker out wouldja

Tom said...

Just hand Mr. Shaky a copy of "Nugget" or better yet "Juggs" (my personal fav) and say "Here's your Valentines lovin'"
Some things a guy doesn't say to a lady.

Shannon said...

Hummmm, hard choices considering Shaky's predicament. He needs to do some fast back-tracking if you ask me. How would he feel if you pointed out his wrinkles and such?

Foster Communications said...

If you stay home you may get presents. Will you get any shiny packages if you go sing? Always pick the option that includes a gift! :)

Flip Flop Momma said...

SS,
did u call me a shit head?..damn cracker, is that how u trat your online valentine?

Tom,
he might enjoy that a little too much...

Shannon,
yup...he has a lot 2 make up 4...damn men anyway.

Jess,
his idea of a present is dinner, a card and some candy....see, not really worth skipping karaoke 4 is it?..ha

1 plus twins said...

ok your hubby sure does need those lessons. does he realize you even have a lot of women who read your blog and all they are gonna read is you used to be young and hot and now your old and wrinkly too. men just don't get it!! i am just amazed that after 13 yrs you and hubby do anything on v-day! all i get here is a hug and kiss from the boys saying happy v-day. so you must not be that wrinkly if he still wants to take you to dinner and spend time with you. lol all i will get from hubby is right before bed he will say "wanna have sex" ooohhh man isn't that romantic. lol i don't think it is just girls that get that way, i think all kids go thru that stage. of just being mean brats, i am just praying at least one of mine stays sweet. lol

Flip Flop Momma said...

1pt,
wanna have sex?..hahahaha..

yeah I will hear that too...all romantic and shit..

well my son never went thru that, and I know I was like that, thats what makes me say its a girl thing;)

Southern Sage said...

See I'm much more romantic than Mr. Shaky-britches and 1 Plus' hubby.
I usually bust out with "you wanna be on top?"
Or
Wanna do it k-9?

Or some other depiction of undieing love and affection

Even if you are my on-line V
(that sounds naughty don't it?)
your still a shithead.

CMB said...

Hmmm. Tough one. I think I am going to vote for the Hubby - it's only 1 Thurs. out of the year -right?
You are SO right about little girls and unfortunately some big girls. Appearence really DOES matter. Babies even know good looking from fugly.
Feeling better?

Haphazardkat said...

ha ha ha ha ha! Man is he sweating big time!! as he should *hmmph!*

Flip Flop Momma said...

SS,
damn, im still a shithead...I cant win today;)

CMB,
true true, but I can go out 4 dinner and get a card and not put out on any day of the year..hahahahahahaha

Kat,
exactly:)

JoeInVegas said...

Um, just asking here, but don't you enjoy the fooling around part? Or is it just looked upon as an obligation to make him happy? I always thought both people were supposed to have fun.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Joe,
well, your right...but after he calls me old and tells me I have crows feet, i am less likely to wanna give it..ya see what im sayin;)

thats not how u get a chicks pants Joe:)

Patti said...

Stay home with the hub, it IS Valentines day and he didn't mean it like it sounded (BOY have I been down THAT compliment road!)

That's sad about the little fat girl and the redheaded girl. Kids ARE cruel.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Patti,
well, hubs is skating on thin ice over that one;)

yes, kids can be meanies...i remeber being the same way...and I wish I wouldnt of been..

I think kids natrually gravitate to the nicer looking kids, like we as adults gravitate towards the nice looking, um, spouses;)

themuttprincess said...

I would go out. You will be married for another 13, then he REALLY better be nice.

Choppzs said...

Thursday is just another day that we over here have to come up with some money to buy something for the kids! lol We wont even bother with each other! Sad isn't it??? lol

Oh and your Hubs compliments sound like mine. Men are dumbasses! lol

metalmom said...

If he TRULY loves you,(and wants to get lucky) he will take you out to sing Karaoke. Then you can sing "Pour Some Sugar on Me" to the man of your dreams. (Or maybe to Shaky!)

Groovy Mom said...

Oh, now that you've clarified that it seems so much better. NOT!

Tell your hubby he can make it up to you by hanging out at the karaoke place all night long. See? all your problems solved. I won't even bill ya.

Flip Flop Momma said...

tmp,
well if he calls me old again, the 13 year will be a bad one..

Choppzs,
yup, I agree w/u...its just another damn day...sonsabitches..haha

MetalMom,
hmm...good in theroy, but this place doesnt have this song..hahahaha

GroovyMom,
well, he would peeter out around 10 and give me the lame excuse he has to get up early 4 work...blah blah blah...just better to stay home and sing in my tub I guess.

Scarlet said...

Happy Valentine's Day to you and Mr. Charming!

I think you should have him video tape you singing "Hit Me W/ Your Best Shot" at Karaoke tomorrow night. Now that's a plan! :)

Flip Flop Momma said...

Scarlet,
hahahahaha....I think we are gonna stay home..but we will see..

I dont sing hit me w/your bet shot anymore..I use to...until my mom told me it wasnt my best song..

*sigh*

1 plus twins said...

see i so knew you wanted me!! lol

my boys haven't gone thru it either but i remember growing up boys were just as mean and ruthless as the girls.

hope you get all the romance tomorrow and get to sing!!

Humincat said...

Yep, girls and husbands are vile creatures....and glad to hear you are feeling a bit better.

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Groovy Mom said...

Wow, that was some serious commentary, huh? (It showed up in my email. Ugh.)

Flip Flop Momma said...

it showed up in your email?...I hate those damn spammers..havent had one in a long ass time..

Slick said...

Send him my way....

I'm holding classes on complimenting women next week.

"Yo girl, i look past all them wrinkles and I see a young milf."

Now, wouldn't that turn you on?

Emma Sometimes said...

sex shop closing..hahaha!

I hope for night in after kids are in bed: take out, a movie and some horizontal refreshment.

Your daughter looks too dang cute to be that devious.

Janell said...

Well, Flipflop, it's Valentine evening and I wonder what you're doing. Hope you're havingfun whatever it is.
My husband once said something like that to me and then caught himself and started trying to talk his way out of it. Finaly he just said, "I'm going to stop talking now. I love you." It seems funny now.
Yes, girls can be vile. I was the ugly one in my school, but I guess I got over it more or less.

Flip Flop Momma said...

SLick,
well, im still dry slick, that shit didnt work..damn it.

emma,
I hope your horizontel refresh is going as planned;)

Janel,
im home...it was an early night..

and I dont believe 4 a minute u were the ugly one...now stop.

Jamie Dawn said...

I though little girls were made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I guess I was mistaken.
:-)
Mr. Shaky needs to eat those words. A woman does NOT like wrinkles to be pointed out or for the fact that she's aging to be pointed out either.
That guy of yours is gonna get nothing but a cold shoulder from you if he doesn't learn to say nice things instead of hitonious ones.