Friday, November 30, 2007

Last Christmas

This time next week I will be well on my way to the homeland to watch the mis fortune that is the annual Farm Implement Parade.

I am not going to the homeland just for this purpose, I am also going to throw my gee-tar in the back and show her the world. It will be her first road trip.

She is very excited.

I might also stop by and see my next of kin...that being my father and grandmother, oh and my 29 year old step mom..

Should be a grand ole time..

I will be using my new GPS unit to navigate my way thru the rocky roads of the USA.

Thanks dad.

Me being a jack of all trades..ok I use to do hair I mean, have decided I am going to cut my daughters hair.

Now if any of you have ever paid any attention to my baby, you will have seen her hair comes to her genetil area.

My rule is once hair interferes with the elastic band in your Dora undies, its hi time to give it a trim.

So that is what I intend to do..

I intend to stop her Dora undies from becoming a trap for her ponytail

Damn kids...


And if you wonder why said child is in speech therapy..

Here ya go..

Have a good weekend, and I will see ya back here same time next week..

ok, not sure what the hell I mean by that...


Tom said...

Cool!!! I love GPS's!! Garmin or Magellan? They are so much fun...I have a handheld and use it with Google Earth...(do you have Google Earth?)

Flip Flop Momma said...

I think its a Garmin..

No, I do not have GoogleEarth..or at least I dont know..

Tom said... it if you don't it's free and amazing! I can see my Mom's car at her house on can get the lat/long of things for your GPS and input it on your Garmin..

Flip Flop Momma said...

R u freaking seroius?..I can like spy on my dad from MN?...hmm..intersting.....

Tom said...'s whenever the aerial photo was's not like a webcam or anything, just hi-res shots of earth..I can see planes and tell what kind etc..on the ramp in Moscow for example...the photo of my Moms was taked in 2003 I believe. You can overlay roads, just about anything.....guarantee you'll love it! I'm sure some other commenters will agree...

Krystal said...

Have a safe trip.

Flip Flop Momma said...

ohhh...I get it now..

thanks hun.

Katie said...

Have a great trip!

Good luck with the hair cut!

Flip Flop Momma said...

thanks katie..if u feel like singing, head up here, we go out friday..hehe

KrazyMom said...

You will love the GPS! My friend has one and we took it up north this summer, it was so nice to find new restaurants, stores and such...and not be lost! I want one!

Have fun in MI. If I wasn't heading there this weekend, I'd come and see ya. My timing is all off! Take care of that guitar, I don't want to read about you in the paper and how you had to beat the crap out of some SHS alumni that tried to take your new prized possession away!

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Love the blog!


1 plus twins said...

i can't wait to see the hair cut. how long will you be in the homeland?? by the way why do you call the guitar a she?? that doesn't seem very rock and roll!! ha ha oh yeah how the hell do i post a video on my blog i spent hours tonight trying to post a you tube video and can't get it. let me know please! if you want you can message me on my myspace. thanks

Choppzs said...

Have a good trip and try not to have to much fun! lol

just_tammy said...

Ahhh, a GPS was the early gift...guess your dad doesn't want you to get lost as you head back home to see him.

Take good care of your new baby. Maybe you should start a journal of it's adventures.

Guess Boo will have to be standing for her haircut!

Have a great weekend.

Jessica Foster said...

As someone who has actually been to a farm implement parade, I give you my sympathies!!!!

Enjoy your trip. I hope you don't get snarled up in any pesky snow!

Scarlet said...

Is Tom stalking you or what??

Anyway, I love Boo's explanation of Santa Claus. If he were real, she'd be getting spoiled by that man!

BTW, what's the home land? Did I miss something??

The Kept Woman said...

Are you donating the hair to Locks of Love? The Duckling's getting her hair all whacked off on Dec. 18th for that!!

Have a great road-trip! E-mail me if you're gonna be in the Madison area...we can always meet at the A&W be the Mousehoue on 90/94...God, I can't believe I live here.

Flip Flop Momma said...

sorry I dont have time to commemnt back to ya'll...very busy this AM..

I will be back to check on everyone later..tata..

Miss 1999 said...

Try not to have too much fun! *L* Can't wait to hear about it when ya get back!

Anonymous said...

lol..well, she's brief and to the point isn't she?? :)

You used to cut hair? Oh Lord