Thursday, November 29, 2007

Women

So, my shiny new guitar sits erect in a corner...I am at loss as to what to do with it. I have a little thing I am working on, a framed collection of stuff I have..Autographs, ticket stubs, pics..stuff like that I am going to be displaying. I even found the ticket to my very first Lepp show back in circa 1988..I was all of 13 years old..



Aw, those were the days..



I am going to get a pic of me wearing my Lepp Union Jack shirt holding my gee-tar soon...Its gonna make ya'll giggle I am sure.



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The other night Mr Shaky and The Boy went on some sort of outing so I got the girls and I some Pizza Hut..I only nibble on bread sticks as I don't much care for their pizza.



I grabbed a stick, dipped it in the sauce and proceeded to chew to my hearts content. Then took the remainder of stick and dipped it again.



yes double dipping...



My oldest daughter whom has locks golden as beer says to her momma..



momma,double dipping is gross, and I am not eating the sauce NO more



If that poor girl realized she entered this world via my vaginal canal, I don't think she would be bitching about me double dipping.

20 comments:

icanseeclearlynow said...

oh tell me about it! the first time i saw one of my girls wipe the lip on her soda can after she gave me the sip i asked for, i was like HUH? they are a trip!

thanks for stopping by my blog girlie.

:)

maria

Flip Flop Momma said...

Icanseeclearly,
no kidding, if they only knew..hehe

Jamie Dawn said...

Hooray!!!!
You got the guitar!!!!

My son and hubby and dad are all going to the Van Halen concert on Thursday night in Fresno, CA.
I talked to them today.
My son is JAZZED to the max!!
He'll be just eleven rows back from Eddie the god of rock guitar.

Double dipping... you are so right about the whole birth canal thing. If she only knew!!!

Flip Flop Momma said...

JD,
hope they have fun..I like VH but with Sammy Hager..I loath DLR..he makes me shiver with digust.

11 rows back is awesome..my kinda seats, he knows how to rock;)

1 plus twins said...

ha ha all i can do is laugh!!!

The Egel Nest said...

Between your vaginal canal and my poop blog, we are really bringing the level of blog decency down!

Double dipping is gross...but i am really weird about food and germs..lol

Bradley
The Egel Nest

Katie said...

Your kid cracks me the hell up. But I can't eat if someone double dips.

Wethyb said...

Just wait til she figures that one out :) Too funny.

Jessica Foster said...

Kids are funny. But let me ask, if she found a cookie on the floor, would she eat it?! :)

Scarlet said...

I want to check out your Def Leppard collection!

Flip Flop Momma said...

1PT,
well then laugh honey.

Bradley,
I am against double dipping too, BUT when its my kids or hubby, I dont care, if its like my mom or other people..NO WAY>

Katie,
me either, unless its the kids or hubby, then I can, anyone else and I am done with eating.

WethyB,
I know, in due tme I guess;)

Jessica,
most def. she would...but she would say its because she knows our flooors are clean..ha

Tiff,
I will try and get it together soon.

Gette said...

Payback for all the toddler backwash, non?

Tee said...

Good point - double dipping kind of pales in comparison. LOL.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Gette,
oh, God am I glad those days are past..ha

Tee,
my thoughts exactly!

Nap Warden said...

I am a double dipping weirdo...I just rip pieces off with my fingers and dip each piece...I don't think I would give my Mom sh*t over it;)

Flip Flop Momma said...

NW,
yup, thats what I do too when I am out 2 eat, I pour the shit on my plate, and rip them into peices and dip..

but at home, its all the same;)

MamaMichelsBabies said...

Congrats about the guitar!

Now, let her watch a birth and how nasty it is.. she'd let you spit in the cup and still eat from it. *chuckles*

david mcmahon said...

You play the guitar? Good on you. The Lepp Union would be so proud. They might even forgive you for double dipping!!!!

Slick said...

Yeah, but she's cleaned her face off, ain't no way to get someone else's spit out of their mouths.

I'm pretty much a germaphobe so I kinda side with your daughter here :)

What kind of display you making?

"Flip Flop's Wonder Years"?

Flip Flop Momma said...

Mama,
I thought about letting her watch an animal birth it out on yourube..hahahahaha

David,
naw, I dont play....just have one;)

Slick,
oh your bad...


its a display of my Lepp stuff of course.