Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Guitar hero...

ring ring, ring ring..







"hello, this is Betty, can I help u find something?"







"yes, can you tell me if you have the special edition guitar from Def Leppard?"







"hmm, not sure, let me transfer you to the toy dept."







"..whoa whoa, this is NOT a toy honey, I said its a guitar"







" yes, but its a toy, right"







" your kidding me with this shit right.?...its not a toy, its a guitar..you know, it has six strings, an amp, makes music, la la la..a guitar"







"Let me transfer you to toys"







" WAIT, no...its NOT a toy...put thru to electronics for Gods sake"







"Electronics, can I help u find something?"







" yes yes...do u have the guitar from Def Leppard, the limited edition one"







" yup, we have two, and we are only getting two, and we can not hold them, as they are a limited edition item."







"you suck"








So me and hubby make a B line for Target......hoping they still had some..





Kinda disappointing when we got there...

For someone else..





Then there was one..



*
*
*
*












Not sure what I am going to do with it, hell I don't even know how to put the strap on..

Just gonna sit it in my corner and gaze at it lovingly, till the day I die..

Amen.

Someone is getting lucky tonight..


Hell yeah bitches..

33 comments:

lo said...

Awesome! Good for you! Your goal should be to get it autographed and also, take some lessons rockstar!
:)LO

Flip Flop Momma said...

Lo,
It would be awesome 2 get it autographed, but heck, thats a lot to lug to concerts, plus dont think they would let me in with it..

but i am now thinking bout lessons;)

Cheeky said...

Sweeeeeet! I am a guitar hero - we should play....LOL

Flip Flop Momma said...

Cheeky,
only thing is, I dont know shit about the guitar..haha...so u win;)

The Egel Nest said...

If you ever need someone to come over and play the thing...let me know...lol

Why don't you have your kiddies get guitar lessons and they can start a def leppard tribute band :)

Bradley
The Egel Nest

Yarn Tails said...

The is Kewl BEans! Jelly Bean! Take lessons you will love it!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Bradely,
I had no interst in taking lessons, until I touched it:)

Yarntails,
I am gonna use it to for good..haha

Katie said...

So awesome!

Katie said...

So awesome!

Yippeeskip said...

Good for you! Hope you made Shakey's night with gratitude.

Yippeeskip said...

Good for you! Hope you made Shakey's night with gratitude.

Flip Flop Momma said...

Katie,
thanks....Its pretty damn cool huh?

Yippee,
well, I am gonna try, thats for sure.

Just A Girl said...

I saw this in the Targay ad this past weekend and IMMEDIATELY thought of you.

Tell me you bought it with the RedCard???

Flip Flop Momma said...

Just a Girl,
no I didnt ...I didnt need to, I registerd ONLINE for the contest..sneaky fuckers arent gonna make me use a credit card..haha

just_tammy said...

Bring it with you when you head to Kansas and I'll try to show you a thing or two if I get up the courage to touch such a sacred thing. Lucky you and even luckier Mr. Shaky!

metalmom said...

Bitch! *said in a voice full of love and JEALOUSY!!*

Now you hasta take lessons.Think of all the video posts you can do about the teacher rapping your knuckles for wrong finger placement!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Tam,
well....I am not sure if she will ever leave the confines of her cornor..hehe

Metalmom,
ha, maybe..I am now thinking about tkaing lessons, I mean what good is having a guitar if u dont know what to do with the bitch?

patti_cake said...

Go SHAKY!!! WHoo Hoo!!!

Haphazardkat said...

I sorta froze when you wrote "I don't know how to put the strap on"
then I snickered uncontrollably for 10 minutes.
Then I had to re-read your post--but got stuck on the strap on part again and snickered for another 10 minutes.
...eventually I'll get to the end.
heheheh
ehehehe
ha ha ha haha
bwaahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Flip Flop Momma said...

Patti,
three cheers for him..haha

Kat,
your naughty..hehe

Jessica Foster said...

Way to go rock chick! If you don't take lessons then I say "mount" it. Hey, quit thinking dirty! Hang it on the wall. Do a kick ass montage with Def Leppard memorabilia.

aatank said...

That's a rocken guitar....You should get lessons then you can play the drum and the guitar and be the lead singer in your own band....ROCK ON

Flip Flop Momma said...

Jessica,
I have been slowly working on a display thing with my autographs, pics and tix and such...so I think thats what I am gonna do.

Aatank,
well, gosh...I can be a one woman band huh?..haha

Have fun on your trip, and hope 2 c ya next week.

Neurotic1 said...

How cool! Now you are a true groupie! Teach the boy how to play and maybe someday he can join the band.

Bradley's Mom said...

I am so happy for you!!!

That guitar looks really awesome!!!

So glad you got it!!

Linda

JoeinVegas said...

Wait a minute - who is that person in the photo holding YOUR guitar? What's going on here? Planning on growing your own in house group?

Flip Flop Momma said...

N1,
well, I dont plan on letting anyone touch the thing ever agian..haha..

Mom,
aww, thanks..its pretty cool huh?

Joe,
Well, it looks better on him..

I am thinking of forming a group somewhat simalar to the Osmonds..haha

Scarlet said...

Your son looks like he has a future with that guitar! With your vocals, the girls' dancing and your son on guitar...look out!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Scarlet,
yea, but if he touches it agian i will kill him:)

That was his one shot a rock glory:)

Just lil o me... said...

OMG - that is fricking awesome chick! I am so glad you got one!
I had no doubt in my mind that somehow, someway, you would be the proud owner of that BMF!!!

1 plus twins said...

i am so happy for you!! you got some and a guitar!! sounds like a good night. hope you introduced the guitar to pat or pat is gonna get real jealous. ha ha i am surprised that you let the boy touch your prize possesion! ha ha

The Egel Nest said...

My mom said "Really awesome"

That is funny :)

Bradley
The Egel Nest

Kelly said...

Hysterical!