I had to have a plumber come over Monday. It seemed we had tree roots growing in our laundry room drain again and fecal matter from the occupants of said home was being nicely distributed on my laundry room floor. So the man came and snaked out my pipes and I paid him 85 bucks.
I was so happy that no more crap would get on my laundry room floor that I signed the bastard's check with hearts when I dotted the I's...
I love you plumber man....I can now safely flush shit down my shitter..amen to you son..
May Gods fruits be blessed upon you in this holiday season.
Lets rejoice now.
I have conferences Tuesday with The Boy and Blondie. See they got their report cards Friday. My Blondie faired all A's..she kicks some major Second Grade ass. The Boy on the other hand, well he got a B in spelling, so he sure as shit can spell..
This is how I assume the said meetings will go..
Teacher: she is a very smart girl
Teacher: She is a very polite girl
Teacher: She likes to read and do math
Teacher: She looks like Meg Ryan
Me: dont let any boys look at her or speak to her or I will kill u and the boys.
Teacher: we need to talk
Teacher: He likes to draw
Teacher: He does not turn in his homework and he seems sad
Teacher: He sucks at math
ME: no shit
ME: instead of telling me to send him to school early so u can help him with his math, why don't u actually help the little bastard instead of having him staple papers for you...asshat..
Here are my happy little tards....they made this fort in the basement...
See, just by looking at them u can tell they are special..
Here is a video of them dancing to Def Leppard....they were madder then wet hens when they could not do Lepps...
so...here it is..
anyway, I will be back on Thursday for my last post of the week..cause I am busy and I have shit to do..