Tuesday, November 13, 2007

All I ever want to get is Slang

I had to have a plumber come over Monday. It seemed we had tree roots growing in our laundry room drain again and fecal matter from the occupants of said home was being nicely distributed on my laundry room floor. So the man came and snaked out my pipes and I paid him 85 bucks.

I was so happy that no more crap would get on my laundry room floor that I signed the bastard's check with hearts when I dotted the I's...

I love you plumber man....I can now safely flush shit down my shitter..amen to you son..

May Gods fruits be blessed upon you in this holiday season.

Lets rejoice now.


I have conferences Tuesday with The Boy and Blondie. See they got their report cards Friday. My Blondie faired all A's..she kicks some major Second Grade ass. The Boy on the other hand, well he got a B in spelling, so he sure as shit can spell..


This is how I assume the said meetings will go..


Teacher: she is a very smart girl


Teacher: She is a very polite girl


Teacher: She likes to read and do math

ME: check

Teacher: She looks like Meg Ryan


Me: dont let any boys look at her or speak to her or I will kill u and the boys.

Teacher: Check


Teacher: we need to talk

ME: check

Teacher: He likes to draw

ME: Check

Teacher: He does not turn in his homework and he seems sad

ME: check

Teacher: He sucks at math

ME: no shit

ME: instead of telling me to send him to school early so u can help him with his math, why don't u actually help the little bastard instead of having him staple papers for you...asshat..


Here are my happy little tards....they made this fort in the basement...

See, just by looking at them u can tell they are special..

Here is a video of them dancing to Def Leppard....they were madder then wet hens when they could not do Lepps...

so...here it is..

Here is a cute pic of Boo and the babysitter...which is OCG daughter...

anyway, I will be back on Thursday for my last post of the week..cause I am busy and I have shit to do..

Ta Ta


patti_cake said...

Well I hope you get it all done and I love that you signed the check with hearts!!!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Patti cake,
well I give hearts when hearts are due:)

Cliff said...

Did the plumber wash his hands before he took the check?
I've read all the way to the bottom. It's a bit hard to cover several of you posts with one comment. I'm NOT saying you change subjects a lot. Nope. Not me.

Flip Flop Momma said...

good, I wouldnt want u saying things like that;)

The Egel Nest said...

Congratulations on your pipes getting snaked...I thought that was only legal in Vegas for 85 bucks..oh well...happy happy!

Cute dancing to Def Leppard...I love listening to you singing i the background...lol

The Egel Nest

Katie said...

Your kids have some mad skills.

Flip Flop Momma said...

well, what happens in Minesota stays in Minnesota..

I tired not to sing this time..crap..

mad indeed..haha

Yippeeskip said...

You could have swiped a credit card down the plummers ass crack instead of a check.

Flip Flop Momma said...

acctually, his crack didnt show...he came with no cracks to slide it..haha

Rachel said...

Glad you got that plumbing job done so no more crap is on your floor.

I wish I had all the energy that your kids have!

Bradley's Mom said...

Hi Flip!

Very cute video of the kids! Even the doggie got in the act!!

I HATE when you announce that your posts will be limited cause you have other things to do!!


I get a big kick out of your blog!

Hugs to you!

Flip Flop Momma said...

three cheers for no crap on the floor..haha

(may I call u mom)

Glad u enjoyed the video, my kids have some wicked moves..

Sorry I have been letting u down in the "not posting" dept...

I mean no harm..haha

Kelly Malloy said...

They are adorable! Love the moves! Your kids report cards and conferences sound a lot like mine. The oldest gets straight A's - the next two get lots of not handed in work, and the last two are doing great (of course they are only in K and 1st!)

Flip Flop Momma said...

thanks...its kinda hard NOT to go at least semi ok in grades K-2..haha..

My oldest is in 5th grade, and it is sucking big time..haha

I went to see your blog, but which one is it?..there are a bunc there, I didnt know where to go..help me..

Avery Gray said...

I'm a little disappointed in the lack of robot moves, but otherwise, the dancing was great!

1 plus twins said...

ok first- you had shit in your laundry room!!! oh man that sucks big time!!

now your dancers, they were too cute. one seemed a little on the hip hop old school breakdancer type though.

the boy seemed like a real heavy metal rocker.

and the little one well too cute she already knows the words. i think she is gonna be a lot like you!

hope the conferences went well.

Flip Flop Momma said...

yes, I was hoping for The Robot too..maybe next time;)

my boy is a rocker, as a matter of fact I am taing him to his first def leapprd concert next summer:)

Humincat said...

babysitter looks like her mom, 'cept cute, cause she's still a teen, not a teen's mom who thinks she's rockin'.

nora said...

I love Butch's in the camera face moves.
I also loved your singing along.

A good plumber is worth lots of checks signed with hearts!