Sunday, July 22, 2007

Momma im comin home

ok, a brief synopsis of the shit I am going through.

* I think my kids are getting on every ones nerves, and mine as well.

* I hate having to use other peoples washing machines to wash my clothes.

* I have ate out every damn day I have been here...I have offered to cook, but no one takes me up on it, ok, most have ate my cooking so maybe they are trying to tell me something

* My lesbian friend is not coming to the concert with me...She cant get off work because her boss, which is her lesbian she/man, wont let her have the day off, because holy shit, we may make out...WTF?...I have no lesbian tendency in my body, and its getting damn old....I can not take it anymore...she always backs out of shit because she/man wont let her go anywhere with me..

has she seen me? I mean for Gods sake, I have big boobs, a rotten attitude, longish hair, I am normally primped pretty good, I like wearing lipgloss, I like men...oh yea, I DONT WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH ANY GIRLS..in fact, I would glady punch any female in the face that would try to kiss me..

Even if I was a lesbian I am so not my friends type...she likes ones who look like men for some odd reason..

So now I have no one to go with. I have this hotel room booked, its very pricey, I had the whole evening planned out, when my mother and I were going..

Now I have no idea what I am going to do, I do not want to go alone, and I wont..

I just want to pack up my shit, and go home.

This has been a very bad trip. Nothing has worked out.

I feel like I am annoying everyone, yet I have no where else to stay.I go between my dads and my grandmas, but I just don't want to burden granny right now...So I don't stay there much.

I have hung out with some friends on and off during my stay...So that has been nice.

BUT, I am getting bored. I am getting worn out. And these kids are close to being left on a camp ground somewhere far away from here...

for my own sanity.

I am not dealing well...

I need some sort of a vacation...

I hate depending on others...

HELP ME.

22 comments:

Choppzs said...

Gosh, I don't know what to say. I also hate the feeling like you are depending people. I love it when I can go home, be in my own house, use my own shit, and not ask anybody for anything! Plus, I can send the kids to their rooms and smack them, and not feel like I am being looked at as a bad mom! lol I hope you get to go to your concert. Tell your lesbian friend's she/man to get over it, not all women like to munch the carpet! lol

Neurotic1 said...

I so know the feeling! You could go to my Dad's and stay. They always have good food and good beer! They don't mind kids either. They just stick them in the backyard and say "have at it."!

I hope your concert thing works out! I know how much you are looking forward to it! I bet the lesbian she/man saw your myspace photo and thought "dem der some boobies." That's why your friend can't go ;)

KrazyMom said...

What about your other friend you were telling me may go with you? Can she not go now either? If I didn't have the daycare so early in the a.m...I'd go with ya! It was nice to hang out yesterday, guess you should have headed back with me! We could've put your bees and Punkin' in charge of the daycare and then you and I could bake in the sun and hang out in the pool..haha. I'm sorry you're feeling out of your element being away from home for so long. I am sure they have loved seeing the kids, and I hope the next few weeks fly by for you. Hey, you can always hang out at the fair! heehee!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

chopzs,
amen..my own shit rules.

I am seeing if another friend can go...she would be a total spazz to go with....I am hoping it all works out.

Neurotic,
so where does your dad live?..haahaa

I am seing of ole half mexican momma wants to go...she is always up for a good time;)

krazymom,
the fair...good God..

Well I am in the process of talking with her about going..Its kinda last minute, and I hate doing that to people...Thats what happnes when I deoend on the wrong fucking people.

Katie said...

I too hate depending on others.

Hope you get things for the concert figured out.

The Kept Woman said...

"Sunshine, on my shoulders...makes me happy..."

I don't know where that came from...but don't you feel calmer now?

Working Mom said...

So are you trying to tell me you won't make out with me if I asked?

Hope everything starts looking up for you soon! Sorry your having a tough time!!

Princess said...

Aww Bossy! :( You poor thing.
Just try and be strong, because you can be. You are a strong woman, and can do anything. Your kids should konw better to cross you, so give the " the look" that only a mother can give.

If worst comes to worse about the tickets, sell them on Ebay!

Be strong,

xoxo

nora said...

there is no place like home...there is no place like home....[clicks heals three times]...

just_tammy said...

Right now our clothes are in a washer and dryer which are used by complete strangers. I'd kill to have them in a relative's set instead. You have no idea what I had to clean out of the filter. Typing that sentence made me shudder just reliving the experience. See...life could be worse!

Man, I could go for a fancy hotel room and concert right about now. I promise to keep my hands to myself and away from your boobies!

Tom said...

Bossy, maybe some people on the bands website will have a meetup. I did that for Lawrence wel....I mean Tucker. It was fun but in any event please be safe going home OK?
Are you flying?

~Deb said...

"I have big boobs, a rotten attitude, longish hair, I am normally primped pretty good, I like wearing lipgloss," ummmmmmmmm STOP right there......................

I guess I can't ask you the question I was planning on..............

Ah well.












Puts tail between legs and walks away.....
















*sniffles*


















Whispers to herself, "Damn it! She's not a lesbian!!!"











BUT SHE HAS BIG BOOBS AND A ROTTEN ATTITUDE!























Quickly runs back to make another attempt to transform you into a lesbian....

Flip Flop Goddess said...

thanks for the comments guys..

My friend Halfmexicanmomma is coming with me...all is good in the world now..

We are staying at The Hilton and gonna party like rock stars.

Deb, your too damn funny..u might be able to change me..hahahaha

Packof2 said...

Oh some of those lesbian she/men are VERY jealous people. My best friend of 20 yrs...yeah, her she/man threatened to kill me about 15 yrs ago...good times!

So glad you found someone else to go with.

patti_cake said...

So sorry you are having a tough time and feeling displaced. Maybe it's time to go home...

For the record that would annoy me about the friends partner being jealous. Very much so.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Pack of two,
I wonder why that is..very odd..

Why cant we all just get along?..haha

Patti cake,
well i cant go home or I would..the hubby is flying in next week, and next weekend is his dads wedding dinner or whateverthehellitis..

thats why we were coming in the first place.

f-ing FIL

Meow (aka Connie) said...

Sounds like you are having a rough time. Bet you are looking forward to coming home again. It is hard, staying with others ... not the same as being home at all.
Hope you get the concert thing sorted ...
Take care, Meow

Flip Flop Goddess said...

well I am almost ready to head out to see my boys..

I plan on living it up..I will take pics, so dont worry.

c-ya when I get back..

if i dont run away with the band anyway.

Vani said...

come home soon!

Tom said...

Bossy, just let me know if I can adjust the photos if needed...
Have a ball!!!

Ba Doozie said...

well why the hell are you still there? go home for the love of pete!

Halfmexican Mama said...

well..iwould haveu stay here for a few days but u saw the size of this joint...well i had fun last night...hope i didnt annoy u too much!! i swear that is the first time ever that i couldnt hold my pee...!!! i held it for a damn long time, my sister wont answer her phone today...pfft!