Saturday, July 28, 2007

oh crap

It has occurred to me I don't have anything board ready. By that I mean , I have no photos worthy of The Board at my funeral. No pics of me and the kids, the hubby, any friends...


I would have a board with a few baby photos and some boob shots while i was plastered with some friends..not saying there is anything wrong persay with that..But I decided I needed something with some substance..


So I have been working on that...Wanna looksy.


Thought so
























That is me and my oldest friend..(not old as in she is old, but the friend i have had the longest)..Her and I went to our first day of pre school together, Kindergarten..We were pretty much together our whole life....




This is me and another friend, we didn't become friends till about high school...she had a cool ass car too..some sort of Mustang if I remember right..we would cruise thru town in this bitch acting like we could fuck u up...

































This of course is me and miss Piss Pants...her and I have been best pals since about 1987-88...























Lets see...oh here are some of the family, this was before our venture to the homeland..























of course, me and The Boy...









































That is just us...one big dysfunctional family...here is proof..look at this kid..

























I swear to God I did not do crack while I was knocked up with him....I swear..




































Little shot of dad and daughter.

























Thats just Boo



































Just me I suppose....




ok, now with all this goody feely shit..I am about to throw in a downer...sit down and get your hanky out..
























Lets please have a moment of silence...































alrighty, what else...






















































This here is my lesbian friend...The one whom was suppose to go to Def Leppard with me, but her she/man would not let her..



I mean I aint nuttin to write home about, I don't get it..






but this is what she missed..











































and this is what I gained...













So that is what I have for my board so far....
If any of u want to be on my board, you will have to come to my house and we will pose for a shot..
I am wanting a shrine of sorts....
anyone is welcome.
Well I guess I should get some of me and my parents and my grandma...
but two whole poster boards are gonna be dedicated to pics with u people..
come on...the big day could be any day now ...
**
I will be home in a week...
I cant wait to use my own shitter.


22 comments:

Scarlet said...

OK, now that you invited, I'll be there the week after next. Have Joe Elliott bring me drinks in his boxers while singing "Pour Some Sugar On Me." You can have the guitarist...what's his name? Rick Savage? I would LOVE to see those guys in concert again. Your friend missed a good show.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Scarlet,
Ric Savage is the bass player, and I will take him anyday..hehe

I am seeing them again on Sept 3rd..(i do crazy shit like that, follow them state to state..hehe)

Ok, I am charging the batteries for my camera..where something that wont clash with my lighting;)

Wendy said...

I saw the piss pants show over on Pissy's sight herself. Too funny! Looks like you guys had fun. If I am ever up your way I will come by so I can get a picture on your board.

KrazyMom said...

Wow, I made your board! I feel so honored! Yes, it was easy to meet new men with that kick ass car, wasn't it? It was a '69 Firebird. Sold it my first year in college...could kick my ass for it! Man we were young! Anyhoo, it was great to see ya! Have a safe trip home!

Cliff said...

Touching post BB. You were able to bring a tear to my eye. Then I quit laughing.
I can almost see the scene. The funeral director gently motions to the board. "Please sign the book and step over to the board. It's a tribute to C. Yes a bit odd wasn't she."

Fantastagirl said...

A week? Another week? Geesh...ya think you were busy or something...

just checking in.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Wendy,
I will be more then glad to pose for pic with u for my board...come on down.

Krazymom,
oh a firebird..that was it..

of course u made the board..and i better make yours too;)

Cliff,
you know you want a pic with me for the board, heck u might even use it for your board:)


Fantastagirl,
yup, anotherweek....well now its just till SUnday, one day shy of a week:)

The Kept Woman said...

The hell?

I'm sure you have a pic of you and Prince somewhere to put on your board!

My cousin had pics of her sky diving and SCUBA diving...actually she had a whole damn video of her sky diving in Australia.

I once jumped off a cliff in the British Virgin Islands but that's about as kick ass as I've gotten so far...come to think of it I need to work on my board too.

Flip Flop Goddess said...

TKW,
shoot, I do have a pic of me and Prince..I posted it back on the 7th, I am so gonna put it on my board, thanks for reminding me.

I dont get get kick ass..u got me beat.

patti_cake said...

Well I think you did pretty darn good for the board!

Neurotic1 said...

You could come visit me in the looney bin and take a pic for your board and mine ;) I need some good ol' Bossy humor. Hurry back!

Jamie Dawn said...

I can't stand using foreign toilets! There's no toilet like your own toilet!! AMEN!
Thanks for all the pics. I like the one with the whole famn damily.
:-)
I'm on vacation in CA. I spent a week with my brother, and now we are at our parents' house. They have good, dependable internet service, so I am happy. My brother's internet was CRAP, so I gave up trying to use it.
My dad, son, brother, and I start our driving vacation on Wed. It will be fun. I will be back on Aug. 8th and resume my normal life.
I like the photo of your Gramps' grave because it stirs emotions of love, devotion, and pride. :-)

Katie said...

Your board will be very impressive. Especially with piss pants.

Working Mom said...

Shit, I don't have any board pics either! Crap, thanks for giving me something else to worry about :)

(I would've pissed my pants too if I'd been that close to Joe!)

themuttprincess said...

Nothing says "miss me" like a piss shot.


I can only imagine that you will be VERY happy to be using your own toilet!!!

Angie said...

Hey girl, you are STILL in the homeland? whoa, that's a seriously long stay. who's the first pic of your friend from pre-K?

Tom said...

Bossy, if you're serious about anyone, I'll be in the Twin Cities oct/nov sometime to visit friends when I lived there. I'll have a rental car, so anywhere is fine. Hugedale (Mall of America) or whereever.

Cori said...

Can I just send you a pic?

jsull said...

damn i read the whole thing because of the boobs/drunk shot thing
no bare breasteses!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel slighted
If I voted democrat I'd sue or sumthin
u advertised and didnt deliver
sigh
Im callin that Barako Bammer fella that runnin for the president of the sisys and whimps party
sigh js

Yarn Tails said...

Hey there girlie! I have missed reading your blog. I missed you going to the concert? Damn.... Sounds and looks like you had a blast. I am starting to get use to the working thing so hopefully I will be around alot more now. Take it easy!

Flip Flop Goddess said...

hey peeps..


thanks for your comments..sorry I have been MIA..

ok, Angie, its Jennifer Labelle..remeber her?

Cracker, I posted them a long while back, your gonna have to go back and look...I have some on Myspace...I dint lie, I did post them before..


Tom,
I am always around, we should set a time..

ok..I gotta get off to bed, me and my buddy halfmexcain momma had onehellofaday..

me, her, beach, margatiras then my dads hottub...nuf said and pics coming soon;)

Halfmexican Mama said...

i totally missed this post..wtf??