Monday, June 09, 2008

Vacation

Last night guess what?...Go ahead...

I seen the bastard on the ceiling. I have not yet to see him on the ceiling till now.

I kinda freaked...and then just kinda starred at it...then the bastard kinda just disappeared.

Faded into the air kinda like some cheap magic trick.

I am calling the orkin man and asking for 50 gallons of his toughest bastard killin spray...cause I have had it.

or I'm just crazy...

what do u think?

Hubs leaves next week for Mexico and wont be back till July...

SOOOOOO...


I'm leaving Sunday for the homeland. I will be staying at said state until around July 6th.

Any questions?

Good day...

and where sunscreen on all your special areas.

Oh and get on the donations...damn it people don't u care?

sonsabitches.

C-ya in July I guess...

36 comments:

Bradley's Mom said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

You won't be posting til July?

I can't stand it already!

But if you really are going away for that long, have fun and be safe. I will miss you!

xoxoxo
Linda

Flip Flop Momma said...

Ma,
thanks....Im leaving Monday..

I might try and post ffrom the homeland a couple times, we will see;)

dont miss me to much;)

Shannon said...

July????? I am having withdrawal systems already! Did you ever sell the other house from the homeland?

Flip Flop Momma said...

Shannon,
NO!

sweets said...

i was right then!!... no eye rubbing and pooooooooof gone... my hooded guy does the same mwhahahahahahahaha
enjoy your holiday babe!

just_tammy said...

You said you were heading home for the 4th. I didn't think that meant mid-June. Since you are leaving on Sunday, are the kids going to make Father's Day breakfast before jumping in your sporty van and leaving him in the dust?

You so better keep in touch or I will lose what's left of my little mind! Next thing I know the spider will be in my room tormenting me...

Dame Wonder said...

it's official, i have a delusional friend. you actually are seeing shit that's not there. that must be scary as hell. geez! i hope that shit is not contageous cuz then i'll have to stop coming here to read. hahaha! jk.

anywayz, have fun in the homeland! i'll miss ya, hon!!

Flip Flop Momma said...

Sweets,
I still need more proof im crazy..

haha..

be good while im gone missy.

Tam,
now we are leaving Monday..haha

our gift to him will be us leaving;)

I will email u and try to post at least once while im gone.

Dame,
lets not jump the gun, it still could be there..damnit woman!!..haha

Im gonna miss u too....please be good and keep everyone in line 4 me..

your in charge.

Tom said...

Bossy, I hope the trip to the homeland accomplishes what you want. Be safe it's a garden.....I MEAN a jungle out there..oh yeah don't be a menace on the highway.

Groovy Mom said...

Well since you asked,...

you're crazy. :-D

Rachel said...

Have a fun trip!! The spider will miss you for sure and by the time you get back he'll be even bigger and badder! I don't think you're crazy.

Sassy One said...

Urgh. I had 4 spiders crawling around my ceiling all day. Too high for me to reach. I watched them like a hawk all day....


Enjoy your vacation :)

Bradley's Mom said...

I just thought of something!

Which route are you taking on your trip? Are you coming through Illinois?????

xoxo
Linda

Southern Sage said...

the damn spider will starve before u can get back!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey maybe you have a eye floater and not a spider. LOL. You get them as you age. Just had to make your day ! Let me tell you the golden age is not golden, full of spiders.

doozie said...

I won't be donating to your fund, I can't even donate to my own. I bet you end up posting before july 6

Choppzs said...

have fun, and don't burn your hoohaa! lol

Haphazardkat said...

July?!! What the frack? Yer leavin me???
*weeps copious tears*
You are my portal to pale girl! How the shizzle am I supposed to stalk her now?
Fracken portal person makin me wait til July.

Cliff said...

That figures, 3 and 1/2 hours ago I lined up a karaoke bar for blogstock. Now you're bailing out. Well poop.

cathouse teri said...

I think something may be going on with your eyes. Go get 'em checked. :)

Happy Trails!

The Offended Blogger said...

I concur with bradley's mom when she says:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

You won't be posting til July?

I can't stand it already!

But if you really are going away for that long, have fun and be safe. I will miss you!

(I know, I am a pathetic copycat) :p

1 plus twins said...

i am so so jealous you get to go back to your home land for so long. i wish i was going back this year. use lotion cuz i am peeling like crazy from cali. it was chilly so i didn't put anything on and fried my back and shoulders. one layer peeled and still burnt under that. i now have like 3 different colors going on. lol keep me posted on how your visit goes, i will miss your posts.

Jeff said...

Well yeah, I think you're crazy - but it has nothing to do with spiders ;-)

Have a nice break!

Gette said...

We'll miss you!

Slick said...

We all KNOW you're a little looney but it sounds like it's gettin worse ;)

July?? Hey, get back here!

Scarlet said...

If the homeland is anywhere near Florioda, give me a holler!

Have a great time! Miss you already.

Scarlett said...

I hope you have a wonderful time in your homeland...

Found my way here by way of the Sage One's blog....

Have a safe trip!

Naughty Girl said...

I live in the woods so to speak and I'm always seeing bastards. I hope the Orkin man can bring some much needed peace of mind!

Sage says hi!

cathouse teri said...

Hurry Home! We Need You!

I Smile 2 Much said...

Hope that *tough bastard kill* spray works 4 u & that you're not crazy (lol, j/k) .....

Luv your blog & enjoy your vacation! ; D Sunscreen & all (giggle*)

Bee Repartee said...

July?! WOW. Have fun in the homeland. Enjoy the sun!

A. Secret said...

What?! And I only just found you! Have a fantastic trip.
XX

Monogram Queen said...

I think he must be a figment of your imagination... I reccomend motion sensor cameras

Have fun in the homeland.. what is Mr Shaky going to Mexico for?

You will be missed (but you already know that!)

dakotablueeyes said...

oh no don't stay away that long. Hope you have fun but still gonna miss ya

Jamie Dawn said...

I hope you are enjoying your vacation in the homeland.
I will SURE miss you at Blogstock!!!!!!
Too bad you all couldn't be chilling out at a Mexican spa/resort while your hubby slaves away.
You're taking a LONG blogging break, so I am sure you'll have a lot to tell when you start back up.
Those giant spiders know how to hide really well.
I think they have powers of invisibility.

Wethyb said...

Have fun in the homeland :)

And call that Orkin Man!!!