Monday, June 02, 2008

I wouldnt give your troubles to a monkey on a log

Well, its been a very productive day....

Can I take you on a trip down memory lane?..No...Why? Screw u, we are going anyway..damn people..

Remember this from 06?

See how ghastly that is? See how my whole calf is swollen?

When I did that my doctor told me I would probably have issues again as the damage was so severe that it left my ankle permentaly damaged.

What the hell does she know?

Well take a look at this episode from last summer..

Yup, I did it again, tore that bitch right apart again...

This time she told me if this happen again she was wheeling me into the OR to perform some sort of radical foot transplant or some shit..

at least that's what I got out of it...

Well homey don't play that..

Look, it seems I have a fresh one for the 08 photo album..

My whole calf is swollen along with my poor ankle..

Nope, I ain't going to the Doctor, even though I know a bottle of vicoden would so do me good...

I'm not doing it..

I'm not risking the chance of her telling me she is going to butcher my foot..

No way I can go all summer with no swimming, biking, running, isn't gonna fly.

So we are just going to pretend this never happened..


And if she gets wind of this, im kicking your ass you big mouth.


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Karin said...

You are crazy women. Do not cry to me when you are using a cane for the rest of your life because you didn't want a summer cast. Hope it heals ok and you are back to chasing your kids soon.

Flip Flop Momma said...

4 sure woman,

thats so mom like of u to say..

love it:)

Anonymous said...

Jeez. Nice....

*hugs* Autumn

Cat said...

Ohhh so naughty Bossy. You will have to sit on the naughty step young lady.

Missed you xx

Bee Repartee said...

OUCH. I do that every year. We should start a club.

By the way, how did you get this one?

Flip Flop Momma said...

yup...its nice and sunny alright..hehe

oh bless your cotton socks.

Flip Flop Momma said...

yes can I be the president?

I did it attempting to go on a walk..

dont ask...

Dame Wonder said...

ice it and wrap it. can you at least do that? i can't turn you in cuz i don't like doctors either.

Anonymous said...

that doesn't hurt.
my eye swells up like that all the time,

I have a tat nearly identical.
not around my ankle of course!

Bradley's Mom said...

What am I gonna do with you?

PLEASE take care of yourself! You worry me!!!


sweets said...

go to the doctor!
are you scared?

Shannon said...

Looks like the husbands ankle. He had his x-rayed and found out that years ago, he had actually fractured and broken it. They did nothing but wrap it. I say elevate it, and let the family wait on you hand and foot. ;)

just_tammy said...

Can you imagine what could have happened if you had actually managed to go on said walk?! We already had our doctor conversation so I don't have to worry about you kicking anything of mine! Have you been wrapping it between pictures?

If the kids are done with school today, they can be your slaves - I mean helpers...

Flip Flop Momma said...

Ive been wearing my air cast and I iced it the day of said injury..

drs scare me when they say they want to butcher your foot...damn

acctually it doesnt hurt much anymore...and I think it looks hot when one leg is all swollen,..I know its turning u on..

the hubs is in Mexico,, can u come and take care of me?

I cant...I cant go the summer not being mobile...

I need my feet..haha

they xray mine everytime, but this time cause I didnt go..I did break it the very first time ten years ago when I did it...but havnt since, I just have tore aprt the ligements and tendons..

which hurts more then a break to me anyway...damn

hubs is in Mexico..

can u drive 12 hours to come help me 4 a coule days?

come on..I know u wanna..

just_tammy said...

Heck I have to drive two hours to Kansas City tomorrow and I don't even want to do that. How sad is that? Guess I could come if we can go get a dryer, mop, and dishwasher since hubs is gone. He might not even notice...

Plus we could gang up on your preteen to whip him into shape before he becomes an official teen cuz then it's all over.

Flip Flop Momma said...

well I will mapquest u the directions...bring ur daughter so she can babysit and we can go do kareoke and get our hair done..

if u leave now u will be here by bedtime..haha

Groovy Mom said...

I have an ankle that does the same thing. Every. Damn. Year.

We could compare pictures.

metalmom said...

Okay Miss SmartyPants....These are your options as I see them:

1. Get the medical crap out of he way now and spend the summer with your feet up, sipping icy cool Margheritas. (A dip in the cool pool will be allowed as therapy)

2. Wait until winter and have frozen tootsies because your shoes and socks won't fit over your bandages. (Plus traveling back and forth to therapy in the snow will be a bitch)

If you choose neither, you will spend more than just one summer immobile when you are crippled!

Personally, I'd do it now.

Flip Flop Momma said...

we karaoke stars just have abd ankles I guess..

who the hell asked u?


I just need to be more careful, thats all:)

dakotablueeyes said...

ouch big time

Haphazardkat said...

Girrrrrrl--how you gonna kick our asses with a gimp foot, hmm?? *plants my hands on my hips and quirks a Mom eyebrow at you*
And...isn't it typical of a man too be outta town when we harm ourselves? *spits to the side* MEN!
We keep acquiring them as slaves but they aint doin shizzle!
Ice that baby and elevate it like a throat slit goat.

Gette said...

You are my favorite klutz.

Monogram Queen said...

Dude you have totally GOTTA do something about it... ignoring it is NOT going to make it go away. Seriously. If I can wear a nutcup on my ear and get a tooth ripped out yesterday (including two roots the doc happily showed me - BARF) then YOU can get your biz taken care of. *mom frown*