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The hubs came home from Mexico, and flipped the mattress, took the curtains down and moved everything around...
Guess what he found?
Not a Goll Damn thing..
I know your wondering...have I seen it since?
Well the answer is no because I absolutely refuse to turn that way or even glimpse with one eye open over in that direction.
I have decided, I am willing to share my room with him, as long as he stays on the wall or in my mind, where ever he may be...and leave me the hell alone.
So I still have not got to the bottom of this one bit..
Am I crazy?..possibly
Is there a spider the size of lake Michigan in my room?...doubtful..
Do any of you ever watch HGTV? I use to think it was full of all sorts of helpful and useful ideas and tips.
Now I think its a channel that is meant for stupid people. I am a stupid people. Because I cant stop watching.
My favorite show on there is House Hunters. For you smart people who don't watch this channel, its a show where people with way too much money go looking for a house and they show them three options, and at the end u guess what house they picked.
Now most of the time they pick the worst of the options and I don't get it.
You will see a single woman, looking for a vacation home in Mexico and when the real estate woman shows her the bedroom or the bathroom she will complain about how small the rooms are.
Why do u need big rooms if its just you?
Why do people think bigger is better?
Because its not...
Or you will see a family looking for a home with small kids, and instead of picking the house with the nice fenced in yard and nice sized bedrooms, they pick the over priced house sitting on a highway with no yard for the tots to play in.
I wanna bitch slap some of these people.
But months of watching this has made hubs want to leave here.
So this summer while I am sitting here with the tots, I will be single handledy working on my house here so we can put it for sale this fall.
There is not a lot that needs to be done, but I am going to repaint nearly everything, re dry the living room, add solid oak floors to the living room, to match the dining rooms original flooring, I am going to put in ceramic tile flooring in kitchen, granite counter tops and then add crown molding throughout the house.
So pretty soon i will be showing you before and after pics..
cause that's how I roll.
We decided to go south, when we get the house done, he is putting his resume on line and is going to talk with ever head hunter who calls him, because he gets a lot calling for him anyway.
We decided on South Carolina, Georgia, or Florida.
I don't want to go anymore north or west..cause I'm selfish and wont do it.
I'm hoping by this time next year I am happily transplanted to where God meant for me to be. Sipping a pine colada in Margaritaville under a palm tree.
Living in this city for the last 4 years has made me realize there are mostly scummy icks that live in this town...and I am starting to get a greasy film on my skin and rooftop.
I am so much better then this city could ever offer, I'm too classy to live here.
And I see it fully now...
Anyway, some of you have been asking for some recent pics...so here are some from the last couple weekends including this one.
Thats me, and a pal of mine who also loves the karaoke..
of course, there is me, karaoke gal and my bff.....pale girl..
me and pale girl...
this is from Friday night.
Anyway, I better go cause I have a film building on me now from this city..
i am starting a get flip flop momma to florida faster fund...
hubs says we can not put house 4 sale until all improvements are done. which he thinks to last aout nine months. Since I am paying 4 school on my own, my home improvement fund is very limited.
so if u care to donate...please do so..
go to www.paypal.com
click send money...enter my email email@example.com
u may need to make an account if u dont have one..
donate one dollar or 1 million dollars...those granite counter tops aint gonna buy themselves.
once i get to my tropical oasis, your all invited for a karaoke party.
now 4get about the starving kids in africa...this bitch needs to get outta this hell.
im adding my paypal link to the side bar..
im gonna remind u all to donate daily..
kinda like tkaing your vitamin or taking out the trash.
Sunday, June 08, 2008
i have made a sad but funny edit at bottom
Posted by eyes_only4him at 8:27:00 AM