So, I am still on a downward spiral from not being groped by Bill Clinton last Thursday. He did however make eye contact with me once, or twice..I even made the hubs stand way in the back of me as to not make me look taken. Not that it would matter when it comes to the groping or fondling of the former leader.
But I must admit, I have been having impure thoughts about him ever since I met him.
I mean VERY impure..the kinda thoughts that would send you to the chamber.
Last week the hubs and I got a new bed. We had our previous one since 2002. It served its purpose, we manged to make one baby with it.
Thats all you need a good mattress for.
This was a full queen, or something, bigger then a regular queen, and well, after three kids puking and or peeing on it, I thought it might be time to get a new one.
Actually, I gave it to my mother....
and I chuckle every time she lays on it.
We got a King sized bed. I have never had a King sized bed.
And now I know why.
We go to bed, I go to my side, he goes to his...and well, there is a land mass the size of Lake Superior in the middle.
And I like it.
Its kinda like sleeping alone.
I can lay on my side, be spread eagle...and not even come close to touching him.
The other night he was talking to me, and i did not even know it, until he started screaming.
We need one of those tin cans on a rope thing so we can have easier communication.
hey honey, wanna get naked?
get your tin can out...HONEY, get your tin can out...
I cant hear you...
TIN CAN...get it out..
then one of us just takes our pajama's off and takes a boat across the lake to mate with the other one.
Good times, good times..
Moving right along..
what the hell is the deal with Halloween? Why do people dress up their yards and homes for the holiday, yet don't hand out candy?
Ya know what I wanna do to those people?
I took my girl tots out for the special event where we go pan handling door to door for shit that will give them cavities and make them hyper.
And more then half of the homes were not even handin it out...
My girls had their tiny dreams crushed...we walked aimlessly for two hours.
They did manage to score some good loot at the places that were in the giving mood.
Look, here my tots are.
Look, these are the pumpkins I carved..cause I am crafty and shit.
Since I know some of you slower ones wont know what they are, but its not because I am a bad carver..GOT it?
The top one is a skeleton, middle is a ghost in a window, the bottom one is a bat..
yes its a bat...