Thursday, December 04, 2008

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy

Well, my gym experience is turning out to be a great thing..Not only do the down Syndrome dudes think I am hot, the one young guy thinks I have great muscular legs and the one guy that drools on the treadmill is always winking at me.

I don't know what home those guys live at, but I make sure I am there whenever their van pulls in.

We middle aged women need an ego boost where ever we can find it.


My son came home from school today at 3:30. Which was odd because he normally does not come home until like 5:30 or so, because he stays after school everyday for some study group thing....

So he comes hobbling in my door wearing a nice shiny pair of crutches.

I think to myself..

self, what the hell is your kid doing with crutches and what disabled kid did he beat up to get those?..I am not gonna wanna take THAT phone call.

I guess he fell in gym class and skinned up his knee or something and the Jr High school nurse felt it warranted a good crutch.

But I wonder why they do not call the parent of said child to warn them they are coming home with crutches, so we do not think they beat up a disabled guy on the way home.

Not that my kid has ever beat up anyone before, but I mean ya never know...I do not know what he does between here and the school grounds.

He may live a double life...

But I guess...he...does...not.

I want to to talk to you people about this show I watch. this show is something else.

Its called..

The Drs

It is a talk show format with a couple of doctors on there...

One is a gyno, one is a pediatrician, one is a plastic surgeon and the other one, I refer to him as the Head Douche bag.

This show is like a train wreck and I can not stop watching it.

I do not know what it is about douche bags, but I am drawn to them like flies on a dung ball.

I feel as though I have a galloping case of the stupids when I am done watching it.

another show that makes me have the willy's is that show with the couple with 18 kids.

Holy shit, what cult is that called?

Oh yeah, the douche bag cult...they are the leaders.

I was watching it one day and their oldest son, whom is 20 or something like that, got engaged to this girl he barley knows..

They have never kissed and the have to go on chaperoned dates and had to ask to make sure it was ok they could hold hands.

Now, there is no way I would marry anyone without well...knowing what I am buying.

If ya know what I mean..

I'm just sayin...

How can u form a bond with anyone if u are saving your first kiss for your wedding day?

If you don't kiss or snuggle or at least get to second base, your nothing more then that girls gay friend.

I just find it bizarre.

Maybe I watch to much tv at night.

Yes, I am sure that's what it is...

26 comments:

Scarlet said...

They couldn't have warned you your son was coming home in crutches?? It's not like it's an everyday occurrence! I hope he feels better soon!

I'm all for cutting down on early, pre-marital sex, but when you're 20 and never been kissed...that's just sad, almost as bad as the 40 year old virgin.

Next time you can't sleep, try watching Rock of Love Charm School. You'll get a kick out of all the cat fights.

Rocker_MoM said...

Scarlet,
I tried watching it once....and I just cant..

give me the rehab show anyday of the week over that crap:)

And yes, I dont condone sex when your a teen, but by the time your 20, it just seems weird to not even kiss...

I mean damn..hehe

Mrs. K said...

call me a ho but there's no way I would marry a guy if he sucked in bed...boring.

Marianne said...

Would you buy a car and not take it for a test spin?

I think not.

That's all I got.

Rocker_MoM said...

mrs k,
my point exactly!

marianne,
amen sista, amen!

just_tammy said...

My friend saw the show with the 18 kids and said it looked like they were having hand sex. Grossed her out.

Glad you are getting such an ego boost at the gym. Did you give the school a call?! You live in a strange area...

Rocker_MoM said...

Tam,
yeah, its kinda like they get off by just touching eachother..its kinda creepy..

those parents are way too weird for my liking..

yes, I do live in a strange area, I have said that a million times..haha

Monogram Queen said...

Wow I can't believe they didn't call and warn you that your boy got hurt! I hope he's okay.

LMAO at the dudes checking you out at the gym. You are right - us middle-aged chicks gotta take it where we can get it! LOL

JoeinVegas said...

Wow, flip over a tab and find Rocker Mom and wonder where did that come from? Guess I'll get used to it.

Those TV shows? I always wondered why they were on and who watched.

Rocker_MoM said...

Patti,
I had a new one this morning be all overly freindly..He musta been about 70...but had a smokin bod;)

Joe,
people like me:)

Humincat said...

Nothing like working out to some creepy dudes googly eyes...and since when does missing skin on your knee mean you need crutches?

Anonymous said...

I was thinking about watching more tv but you've changed my mind.
I'll stick to my 1 hour a week.
I guess I don't know how t post a comment here. Cliff

Rocker_MoM said...

Humincat,
I know....a skinned knee requires crutches, i thought everyone knew this.

CLiff,
look, u commented just fine...

I do my tv watching late at nite, because I suffer from insomnia, and well...it gets lonely.

damewonder said...

umm... ok, that gym scene? ya! lol!

yeah, you definitely should have gotten a call from the school.

i'm so glad you do not entertain that idiotic show, flavor of love. yuck!

Haphazardkat said...

I was teased by the promise of Pale One!!
*cries*!!

Bee Repartee said...

Well, I waited until my virginal honeymoon..virginal between us. Oh, but we sucked each other's faces off before we were married so never fear.

We figured if we loved each other it would work. Boy, does it. ;) I'm so glad we waited, because if he has the willpower to wait, then I can trust he has the willpower not to go elsewhere....not that I don't keep him busy...haha.

Bee Repartee said...

PS. that was also 15 years ago, so it's all good...

Rocker_MoM said...

dame,
good Lord, I do have my tv watching standards:)

kat,
Shit.......next one, I promise.

Bee,
wow, u dont hear that very often....

I am a tramp, always have been, no way I coulda waitied..hahahaha

We been together 16 years, married going on 14, so I guess it has worked out 4 us too;)

But damn, I cant beleive u waited, I am like so impressed..your willpower is better than mine, I can tell u that.

~Jobthingy~ said...

AHAHAHA i saw that one where they got engaged.. i too thought WHAT THE FUCK?

its true.. its a train wreck.. much like Tori and Dean... *ugh*

IamDerby said...

Head douche bag dr is the er doc. Sadly I think he is hot. i too have watched that sad pathetic show.

Rocker_MoM said...

jobthingy,
I know..what the hell?...its a train wreck..

Derby,
yues, the head douche bag is very cute..

but he is still a douche bag..

i mean he can give me an exam any day, as long as he does not speak.

KrazyMom said...

I got a call about Punkin' running into a table and getting a bruise on her side....and they don't call you about sending him home with crutches??

The gym is a good ego boost, I must agree! Gives you more incentive to go back often too, they know what they're doing!!

Keep up the good work. I am just too lazy.

aceswyf said...

I've seen the show with the 1800 kids and one more on the way and the whole time I'm watching those two kids together I keep thinking, "If they weren't being chaperoned by their parents, they'd *totally* be having sex right now."

I watched one episode of Rock of Love Charm School and ... well ... it was hard to sit through and I haven't been back.

Sucks that your sons school didn't even call you to let you know he was hurt. My daughters school did that last year, I was livid...they also didn't tell the parents for several months that there was a level 3 sex offender stalking the school everyday...so yeah, not too impressed with the schools these days. My parents got a phone call if I so much as complained about a stomach ache.

Shannon said...

I agree, the school nurse should have called you. That one is a tad bit weird.
The fam with all the kiddos is in a homeschooling program called ATIA, they are like a cult. Our family (when I was growing up) was in it for a few years. You don't date, kiss, anything, never alone with the opposite sex, dresses always, long nappy hair, boys in dress pants, women only get married and have 500 kids, no birth control, it goes on and on. Very strict, those kids are brain washed, you can believe that. Personally, I can't stomach the show, too many bad memories. The head honcho asked my mom if I was out from under authority (back in the nineties) because I had a spiral perm!!!!

Dapoppins said...

I have never seen that show with 1800 kids. I think I would like that.

And the show with the Drs...I've seen that panel...the head douche bag is kinda cute. But he looks more like a college foot ball player than an actual Doctor.

The Doozie said...

Let's hope the guy or the gurl is not a slobbery kisser, or the guy has a really tiny package, or he doesn't know anything about oral or she doesnt...blahblahblah