oh well

warning..I am using the computer that does not have the letter that comes between E and G in the alphabet..I will put a * in replacement..mmmmkay?..



So, anyhoo...



I drove past the rodent I killed yesterday. He did look at peace, I suppose that's good..Right? But I mean everyone looks at peace when rigomortis sets in.



My Blondie , pictured here..








































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is somehow becoming an entrepreneur...Her and her little *riend *rom across the street set up a stand in the yard selling shit.


Wanna know what they were selling?


Graham Cracker.


who the hell sells that?...I believe she told me they were selling them *or 50 cents a piece...


Nothing like scalping the neighbors.


Gotta love kids....they always seem to think they have damn good ideas, when really they are nothing more the *ruitull indiocy.


Its great...And I hope they get out there in the early AM and start up shop once again, because momma ain't got no job, and neither does the girl's mom *rom across the street...She was canned too, *rom the same damn place....


bastards....*ucking bastards.


My sons hair is getting creepingly long...he sorta looks like a cross between Dorthy Hamill and Jon Bon Jovi...and its not a good mix.


Mr Shaky seems to think we should let him keep it this way, as he *eels good about himsel* with his hair like that, even though I think he looks like a jackass.


So I am not sure i* I will let him keep his locks...or *orce him to buzz it as i* he were joining boot camp..


I really don't like him looking like a jackass...




I have a question...have u ever heard the phrase.." in a coons age"


I will give u some examples..


"gosh I ain't seen jimmy in a coons age."


OR


"gosh I ain't been sober in a coons age."


ok..what the hell does that mean?


I don't get it...so you see where my kids get their retardeness *rom..


their retarded mother.


And to cleari*y things...when I posted yesterday about the 100 bucks a month *or Boos pre school..I was not meaning it was pricey, Lord knows it isn't..



I just think it *unny when I have no job...AND it was only 70 bucks three years ago when Blondie went..


Highway robbery..


but it gets her ass out o* the house or 2.5 hours three days a week..


I might be willing to pay 300 or more *or that..


I cant wait until I am living o** the state....Unemployment is gonna be great....


Nothing like living a dream....Making money *or blogging...


hellyeabitches..

only the good die young

Well, I will tell u a few things about the last few days. First up..I saved some lives, and lost some..

First on my four mile walk around the lake Friday I saw 14 dead bull frogs, two dead snakes, 2 dead salamanders, roughly 80 ducks, 15 geese, two swans....

it was a nature walk at its very best..

Then Saturday when I went on the same walk about, I saw a turtle. I picked him up, brought him home to show the bees and to ask Mr Shaky if there was enough meat on his bones to make a smashing bowl of turtle soup....see here he/she is

















After much examination, it was discussed and agreed upon that he wouldn't make much of a lunch, so we took him back to the lake and set his ass free..

Also on the same walk, I spotted this..


















No, this is not a gator, this is what we call in these parts a big fucking snapper. The son of a bitch was next to the high way trying to cross. I knew if he/she got much closer, it would be a dead big fucking snapper. I grabbed a stick and my mom and I tried to get him/her to turn around , away from the road. Well he/she was not taking to kindly to our advancements in trying to save his/her life. It charged at is a few times..I got behind it and started kicking it in the ass trying to get it to move..

Finely a nice passer-by-er on his bike asked what the hell we were doing. I told him i was trying to save this stupid shit from becoming road kill. He told us to distract his front and he would pick him up and move him to the lake. So he did.

God bless him...

So that was ONE live I saved.

Now on to the one I lost.

I will just come out and spill it.

The rabbit died.

As we were burying it in the yard, just like a true Mafia warlord, Blonde says

now the worms can eat her eyes out.

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I got red put in my hair, here is some pics for u to see..























I am not sure how well you can see it...but its there..
























It kind of took the blond out, which I was rather enjoying, it fit in nicely with my binge drinking and my pill popping, and the big boobs.

Speaking of big boobs, here are my weekly

Fighting the fat cells one fat cell at a time shots

My ass seems rather large in that shot, I am not sure I should be showing this.

But its my mission to drop about 25 pounds by July.

In the last 7 days I have walked 42 miles, rode my bike about 5 miles, and did other various activities that burned um, a lot of calories as well.

So this is my weekend.

Oh and I am very disappointed in the Def Leppard tickets I got thru the fan club pre-sale. Such a waste of my time, money and effort. I coulda got better seats from ebay or a damn scalper at the show..

but we have out Hotel booked for the night. We are staying at The Hilton...one of them there in Detroit, it is where the boys stay when they play at this place. If they don't stay that night, I will be very pissed off. Not only am I crossing state lines to come see them, but I am giving Paris booze and bail money by staying there.

I don't like to enable any one's bad habits.

G'day

Bee Fun