summertime blues

I am not sure if it is because Saturday it was 120 degrees out and Sunday it barely broke 80..but I am feeling as though summer is slipping thru my hands.

I had a shitty weekend. Not for any reason other then I just sat home and did nothing. Well, I take that back, I did go to Walmart Friday..hellyeabitches.

I still stand firm on that..I do loath Walmart. They wont sucker me in with their bargain basement prices and shotty looking produce.Nope,not gonna sucker me.

On a brighter note, my home of the cinnomelts opens at 5am on Friday. I want to be the first fat ass to open the door and demand a cinnomelt...asslickers makin me wait so long.

Oh, another bright spot...My girls are obsessed with Hannah Montana Oh yes, Ihave had the privilege of hearing her screechy vocals all weekend. I try and tell my kids what a joke her dad was in the early 90's with that Achey Breakyheart crap...but they aint buying it.

Plus side, I have not had to hear The Wiggles in sometime now...

con....I do love that blue wiggle.

pro....Hannah has a job, might kick these kids into a career at say...12...

Hell kids, your momma is collecting unemployment..some one's gotta go earn a damn livin..


I am going from making a whole lotta bucks per week..to makin 350 a week..
that is the cap here in MN..350 a week..who can live on that..damnhellno, good thing Mr SHaky keeps the money tree watered and fed and trimmed and happy

something is wrong with that...

But I am going to sit here, collect my money..i mean i have always wanted to sit home and get paid, i was gonna be all over that welfare wagon at one point..but hell..i don't qualify..i gots to many assets..haha


so, this is just as good as the welfare thing, as far as I am concerned.

I am going to start paying Blondie 2 bucks a week to rub my feet..these are hard times for a pimp..

Little does she know she will be doing this so often that she will be making less then one cent per hour doing so...

its all good though.

I am going back to Michigan next month. We are buying my grandpa's car. My grandma does not drive and she wants to sell it. And we are in the market for a new car. My grandpa just bought it brand new not long ago....

Shaky has some sort of sentimental attraction to his car..It was the first car we bought brand new...Bought it same year The Boy was born..

who the hell drives around in an almost 11 year old car?..people on unemployment do I guess..

My wheels though, my wheels are stellar, only few years old....lots of animal crackers and juice boxes floating around in it..

maybe even some loose change...bodily fluids you name it.



So this is a recap of shit in case u have been living under a rock, or been ignoring me for a few weeks..

*i went to see Prince, concert was delayed over three hours

*my grandpa died....bummer still....

*I was stuck in Michigan for better part of the month of July

* I get home, and find out me and three others have been fired...

*my son spills water on my laptop, so its all f-ed up..the F key wont work, so I have a new laptop now...little pisser.

*I find out I will be getting 350 a week from unemployment...crying as my Def Leppard stalking fund will dwindle to nothing before long.

* people who are renting our house in MI, move out...and we are thinking of letting the bank take it back..I don't want it....I don't want to deal with it anymore..no more.

*I miss my buddy half Mexican momma....we did some crazy stuff when I was there.

that about sums it up..

oh one more thing.

*my McDonald's has been closed since May....

*AND we have a freaking Walmart now..

see, nothing but downers...downer downer downer.

*oh and I may need exploratory surgery to see whats wrong with my va-gene...vajayjay..or goods..whatever u feel most comfortable with..

Ok....I better go before I cause not only myself to jump off a high mountain top, but you as well...I don't need that on my conscience.