So, ok, I am back..
I ended up leaving later then I wanted and then had to head back a day early..It kinda sucked.
On the way there BETTY my GPS, yup I named her Betty...was all bitchy and shit. She kept taking us off the highway and on to some secondary roads, only to take us back to the highway.
Now we did as she said as I thought she was like a God like figure and knew everything.
Turns out she is more like the devil and was trying to kill us.
Whilst there I did not do a lot of what I had planned.
All I did was spend time with my grandma and dad....spent a little time at the cemetery in the freezing cold...ok it was not freezing, it was a balmy 32....compared to the -5 here its balmy damnit....
Not sure why I went to the cemetery, I mean I don't like snow, cold, or dead things. But I needed to clear off the snow from the stone and tell him what a bitch Betty was..and that I was about to dig her a nice grave right beside him..and he could listen to this for hours on end..
beep beep, recalculating....
I recalculated her ass , thats for certain.
On the way home I drove nine hours straight, then had OCG drive the rest...and she decided that driving 80 on an express way was the PERFECT time to text people.
So I beat her and left her for dead on the side of the interstate....then took her phone and ran over it with my wheels.
Betty got a kick out of that.
I get home and one of my kids are sick, I am tired, very crabby.
So I must go..
Here is a couple pics..
That is us stuck in Chicago traffic on the way there
This is us and Half Mexican Momma, we are at the Chinese place.
I have more.
But thats for next time..
to wet your whistle...they are of us at the bar with my dad and my lesbian friend.
Good times, good times...
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