Bet On It

Still have no dryer....Want to no why people? The hubs says that we have it to good and people in Africa would love to have all the luxuries that we do and having a dryer is a luxury NOT a necessity.....

SO we are continuing to hang them in the laundry room and I am enjoying stiff clothes and towels...

While he is sitting in front of his new xbox 360...

sonofabitch.....

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I am sicker then a dog in heat....I drank way too on the Eve of the new year...I fell in my yard and just layed there for a bit...The air temp at the time was a balmy -9...

I learned many a lesson that night....

*drinking is bad
*I cant carry a good tune after 4 drinks
*drinking is bad
*playing dance dance revolution while intoxicated is prolly a worse idea
*hubby has no sympathy for me and watches me as I slush around on the cold frozen ground.
*drinking is bad
*going out on new years is highly over-rated.
*drinking is very very bad

Happy New year...

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I am in love...

Where has this guy been all my life? And this song, this song is like off the hook...

I must of watched this movie 10 times over the last week, and I cant keep my eyes off this guy...


here is the link to the best song in the free world, and no I'm not a loser.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omCFKGhe5j8


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Needless to say, the new year has rung, and the bells have been making my head pound all day.

Oh and we had one more fish expire....

I am not sure how I keep killing them...

Seems the ones who have seen me dance are dropping like flies...

Cant say I blame em folks, cant say I blame em.

note to self, next year for New Years I am going to a nice wholesome gospel sing..

amen.

gonna make u sweat

Since this will be the last post of the year I thought I would take a look back at the year gone by and make goals for the next year.

Then I decided that idea sucked. I did have a semi good year...some good things that happened..

* I didn't die
* I was fired from one job and quit the other one
*My kids are still alive and bugging the shit outta me
* hubby is going to sew me some curtains and a pretty sundress

some shitty things that went down

* The Prince show I went to in July started two hours late
* I broke my ankle but did get some nice drugs
*my grandpa died.

yes, that sums it all up for you hoodlums.

If you missed my tail of Christmas and how my house nearly caught on fire and how I witnessed a suicide...well scroll down cause your in for a treat.

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In the meantime I am going to share a few mishaps from last week.

Last Wednesday as I preparing for karaoke night, I run down to throw my best black sweat pants in the dryer, they are my WED night karaoke pants for Gods sake..

I toss them in and start the dryer...only my dryer refuses to start...

So I do what any desperate gal in need of dry trousers does..

I dry em with my hair dryer.

As of today our dryer has officially kicked the bucket, luckily our laundry room came equipped with clothes lines installed, so now we are making use of them...Nothing like a nice stiff towel to rub your delicate wet spots..

Then my tree...my nice ole Holy Christmas tree...

I put 106 strands of lights on it, half white, half blue..

Seems only blue are working now....so for the last 5 days my tree that started out with a nice holiday glow, now sort of looks like a smurf puked on it..

I am taking all reminders of the holiday down ASAP. I have about about enough holiday cheer...

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I went today and bought a game for the hubby's new Xbox 360. I bought Dance Dance Revaluation..Oh its so awesome..It took me a while to get the hang of it, but holy butt nuts, its pretty swell. I started playing it and the next thing I know 2 hours have went by, the kids are sleeping and hubby is upstairs watching the telly..

So that makes two addictions for me...I wonder if I can hold a mic and dance at the same time..I could kill two birds with one stone.

I was reading the warning on this game. I have never seen a video game come equip with warnings..

* u must use your bare feet, or your stupid
* if you have any medical conditions in which prohibit you from normal exercise, don't use it...or your stupid.
* don't use this if your under the influence of drugs and or booze....

although that would be a kick ass time...

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I hope everyone has a safe and happy new year...

here were my goals last year...this is right from my blog post last year..

*watch more tv

I don't think I succeeded in this goal...there are no good shows on anymore

* stalk def leapprd thru 3 states instead of 2

I did this, I did this...yeah me

*find Pat

Yup, found Pat...he/she was hiding in my suitcase if you recall
*buy a new PAt should I not find the old one

didn't need to....

*spend at least $2000 on concert tickets and stalking equipment...this is scaled back from 2006, i realize I don't need as much as I thought, cuz I am cool like that.

yup yup...nailed it

*Lose 80 pounds. I am trying to get down to my orignal weight..7lbs 13 onces

almost....if I keep dancing I will be at my starting weight of 7lbs 13 oz...

*sell shit on ebay....and start collecting welfare.

well, I started getting unemployment..does that count?

*write a screenplay....for the funniest movie u will never see.

i have started one...................yeah..
*learn how to write said screenplay

nailed that one too
*quit 2 of my day jobs....

i did that and then some...
*keep the house "liveable"..no need to keep it clean...trust me I know.

who needs it liveable anyway?
*buy some stocks and bonds

ok, i did.....so what

*shave my legs daily..not bi-monthly

yup....
*join a cult

damnit, I knew there was something I forgot..

*learn to play the violin......or get a violin....

double crap...forgot about this one too....
that about sums it up I guess.

so, no sense in making anymore goals, because we all see I cant be trusted with that again.

Happy New Year peeps....C-ya in 08...