Get a real JOb

It seems the ole Jehovah Witness peddlers were out in full force this weekend.



I have posted about this before, not sure why I am doing it again, other then the fact I think there may have been some illegal activity this time.



Now I am all for people who are passionate about their religious beliefs. Thats cool. I am all about God an Jesus and singing hymns and shit..really I am...



What I do have issues with, is when you come to my home and try a force it on me.



That is not the way you convert people. Normally cults are the only ones who try to convert you, and yes, I am calling the JW folk a cult. If you are a member of this cult, GET OUT WHILE U CAN.



Do not come to my home, do not talk to my kids and please for the love of GOD himself, don't leave your damn pamphlets in my door.



Ok, I would rather you leave them on my door, then lets say, my counter top.



You see, this is where the illegal portion of the post comes in...



We spent all day Saturday out of doors....All 5 of us...



We come in the house and there is a nice JW leaflet on my counter. I question all kids, none brought it in. Now unless the Almighty Jehovah brought it in Himself, I am thinking these creepy asses brought it in for me..



These people are sort of like the drug dealers who try and pressure your kids into trying some crack. You see, if I wanted some crack, I would have a dealer and I would not need to be approached.



Same with this, if I wanted your freaking handouts, I would walk my fat ass up to your cult headquarters and ask for one myself.



Unless you have seen my fat ass looking thru your cult headquarters windows, chances are, I don't want your crap, nor do I want to read it.



I realize our world is made up of all different types of religions, and that is great. I am all for that. it makes the world go round, if we all were the same, how boring would that be?



I do enjoy learning about other cultures and teaching, however, I go to them. Or hell I go up to the public library and read a book on it.



No other religion ,and I use that term loosely, goes door to door trying to push their cult on anyone else.



Maybe if you stop and think about it, if your having a hard time getting people to believe your shit, maybe you should take a second look at what it is you are trying to sell us.



Its all bullshit.



I don't want any of it.



And if I did, I would already be an avid member and own the freaking hymnal.



Course I am not sure if you are even allowed to sing.



I know you cant have birthdays or Christmas.



Who the bloody hell wants Christmas and birthdays taken away. Unless your giving out a free plasma screen tv, there is no way you can convince me its a good idea to join your cult.



I did some research and found out that only weird people are in this cult.



Michael Jackson



Prince..(yes, I called him weird...he is, but I love him, and we would just go to separate churches if we were married)



Baby Spice from the Spice Girls...I mean, if your calling yourself baby spice, you already are not playing with a full deck.



ok, the rest of the people I have no damn idea who they are...so whats the damn point?



But from now on....don't come to my home. I will get a sign and post it in my yard, this sign will say



all trespassers will be shot on sight...if your from a cult, I will shoot you from the road, have a nice day...



I am gonna go to the nearest walmart and buy me a nice new shotgun. Cause you can buy firearms at any walmart or party store for that matter.



I am still ticked off they came into my house. Nowhere do I have a sign telling people..



if I do not answer the door, please feel free to open it, come in, use the john, get a soda and by all means leave your bullshit on the counter and I will look over it when I take my next shit.



I swear to God, I am going to punch the lights out of the next damn holy roller that happens to make my acquaintance at my front door.



Normally I am nothing but rude and I tell them to leave...You would think they would not come here anymore..



Unless they are desperately trying to save my soul.



But according to their religion, we are all going to die in a firery pit where the devil tromps on our souls anyway..so whats the damn point?



If you have ever read any of their crap, they don't make it sound very appealing..at least lie for goodness sake. Thats how any good cult works. You lie, get them in your grips, then you lock them up, and make them watch episode after episode of Good Times staring fellow JW Janet, Miss Jackson if your nasty.



Thats how u do it people.



For crying out loud...





So please, don't come to my dwelling, cuz I will shoot you next time.



Or stab you...I am not sure...



consider yourself warned.