Sweet Child O' Mine

So today I went to the Public Library with my friend whom is with child..Seems she wanted to rent a baby name book, because holycrap 9 months isn't long enough to pick out a name, she has to do it NOW, and she has only been pregnant for about 36 hours anyway..

Anyhoo, we get there and of course she has no library card so she needs to get one.

Why is it that most librarians are bitches? This is how it went down.

knocked up girl: Um yes I need a library card

Bitchy book lady: Just how old are you?

knocked up girl: 25

Bitchy book lady: ok, then exactly where do u live?

knocked up girl: on your "a gray old bat" street.

BBL: so, will your licence verify that? or do u have a valid license?

KUG: your kidding right?

then she proceeds to throw her drivers licence at the bitchy book lady..

I then made a comment about how it is probably easier to apply for a firearm then a library card.

She may or may not have asked me leave.


So knocked up girl got her baby name books..

I hear she is still naming it Helga..

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Have you seen the commercial for the new Charmin TP that says it is stronger then any other and it wont leave pieces of TP on your ass or hoo-haw when your done wiping.

Now maybe its just me, but never in my life have I wiped my bung-hole and thought to myself

golldarn it, there has to be an easier way

I never have had pieces of toilet paper stuck in or around my bum or my va-jay-jay.

Am I wiping wrong?

The cute bears in the commercial seem to think this bathroom tissue is just marvelous.

So, I guess I will be giving it a go. Maybe if I used it, I would have less skid marks to clean out of other peoples undergarments.

I'm just saying.