Ok, what the hell? Am I the only one who can not control how big my print is on here? I mean holy shit, I can barely read it as I am typing it....sonofabitch...this is wrong...not cool blogger, not cool at all.
Anyway, get your magnifying glasses on and enter a journey of peril despair with me.
I carved pumpkins with my kids the other day and it seems two of the three are very capable of carving their own, so I only had to carve one....Not cool again.
Who ever invented those childproof carving knives, ought to be slain....
I love carving...guess I better become a plastic surgeon now..shit.
Here are the pumpkins with the kids beside the ones they carved...oh and Boo would not let me carve hers the way I wanted, I had to follow HER damn outline...which was two teeny tiny bug eyes and a mouth that ran up the side...sonofabitch yet again.
OK, now after I posted the pic the button to change the size of my print has returned...Thank you Jesus my Lord and Savior..Amen,
Ok, now here are the kids all dressed up..Don't ask what any of them are, as I just live here..
I have wrote about the men I see wearing there trousers below the belly bulge and wondered why they thought this was a good practice for fashion. Well now I see it on women more them ever..
There are a lot of women whom I think are pregnant,because thats the only time we wear our trousers below the belly and it be acceptable in society...I mean if your not carrying some chub in the middle..but the women around here don't care they look knocked up...they wear all their pants below their belly chub and the belly kinda just flares around..Not cool...Please, keep your belly chub under your waist band of your Levi's as that's what God made the waist band for chums..
Over the last few days my diet has consisted of miniature Tootsie rolls, peanut butter kisses and skittles..
I feel sick....
I am growing my tum so I can wear my pants with the waist band below my gut...Apparently its all the rage.
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