I will be getting my first x-mas present by weeks end. My dad informed me they sent me an early x-mas gift. I am so giddy I can hardly contain myself..
Not only am I looking forward to the gift, but I am also looking forward to the very handsome delivery guy...I mean..holy shit.
Really, a prefect specimen he is...
Nice arms.
Nice Face.
It appears he has nice abs, I mean from what I see with my xray vision.
So I am waiting patiently...for both.
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When I got out my holiday crap, I came across some X-mas cards from my grandma and grandpa...made me sad..I will not ever in this lifetime get a card with grandpa's name on it.
sonofabitch.
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As I was fiddling around my favorite website, I saw this...
This is a special , limited edition guitar put out by you guessed it..Def Leppard.
Its only being sold at Target, and we all know how much of a Target whore I am.
Its only 199.00...but u need to buy it with your Target Redcard in order to be entered into the contest.
WIN A GUITAR LESSON FROM PHIL LONDON WITH TARGET (posted 11.25)
Holders of the Target REDcard can now win a trip to London when they use their card to buy a Def Leppard-styled Lyon by Washburn guitar at Target stores for $199! The guitar, which would make a great Christmas gift for future rock stars, comes with a certificate of authenticity signed by Phil Collen. Buying the guitar enters you for a chance to win 2 premium-class flight tickets to London, limo service and 2 nights at a luxury hotel -- but the greatest part of the prize is that it includes a private guitar lesson by Phil Collen! For more information about the contest and 19 other exclusives in Target's "WOW OR NEVER" special, check your Target circular or go to http://wow.target.com/.
Now mind you, I have never wanted a guitar, nor have I ever held one..I am more of a lead singer..drummer kinda gal, like Don Henley..or even Phil Collens.
( and Phil Collen and Phil Collens are two different people...phil collens is in Genesis, Phil Collen from Lepps..are we clear?)
Mind you I have never held a drum stick either...but I just know I would so rock at it..
Anyway, I am stewing because I do not have a Target card...I am against the use of credit cards and crap such as that. If you don't have the dough to buy it out of your checking account, you cant afford to buy it..
So all my cards have dust on them....
But I am willing to call the ole MIL, whom just retired out of Target...I know she has a Redcard...
hello, mother in law.
Its a limited edition rocking guitar with 6 strings, a solid, um, formation, comes complete with an certificate of Authtenticty, gets me entered in a contest, and the big bonus, it wont shoot my eye out.
damn...
I want that damn guitar more then I want to eat dinner...
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