Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Mistaken Identity

I need to fix something. I had said that it was Annie who was handicapped, but I was wrong, it was Linda.

Poor Poor sad Linda.

I called the pet store I got Linda and Annie and told them Linda was well, a special needs hamster.

They told me to bring her in..So I did. The woman set Linda in a little box and said she was going to keep an eye on her, but thought she would need to out her down.

So lets have a moment of silence for Linda.

Poor rodent may be running on the big wheel in the sky now..

It is just like me to pick out a hamster with special needs.she woulda had to ride the short bus to hamster school.

So now Annie is an only child, and that girl is always into some sort of trouble.

I put her in her ball when the tots are at school, and she can find trouble a human toddler could never find.

Anyway, our two hamster household has dwiddled down to one..if dwiddled is not a word, I am copyrighting that one too!

Rest in Peace Linda.

When I was at the gym last night, the teens who live at the drug treatment center came in..I have never seen them in there before.

You know you live in a fucked up area when there is a in house drug treatment center for tots ranging in age from 10 -18..

can I get a helz yeah!

I was asked to work there when it first opened, as the woman who use to be my boss was running it, but I declined..Thank God, cause me and those tots would never get along.

The way they were acting at the gym, those fuckers woulda been grounded.

They didn't clean any of the machines they were goofing around on, they were wearing like new years hats, and one didn't even have his shoes tied and tried running on the treadmill next to me, and fell.

I told him he was a dumbass.

A lot of dumbasses live here though, so that is not surprising.

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I have been thinking about something..

I am either thinking of setting my blog to private, or else stop blogging all together.

Just delete the whole mother f-ing thing..

or changing my address...

Its a big hassle and a big pain I know..

but your big kids now and u can figure out how to change your link..

right?

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

I come here every single day, and though I'm mostly a lurker, I DO comment once in a while. But you ALWAYS give me a laugh (or at the very least, a chuckle). So my vote, if I had one, would be for you to a) change your mind about stopping altogether, or b) give notice before going private so I can e-mail you to get through the top secret door to your blog.

Monogram Queen said...

Why you wanna change? Is somebody giving you a problem? :(

JoeinVegas said...

Setting in to private? What else do you want to say that you haven't put here?
(if you do, please pass out the password pretty please, you've got me hooked)

Unknown said...

Keep me in the loop - I'm a lurker, and real life has been keeping me from the computer, so if you go private - could you email at tanertown at yahoo and let me in - I will even wipe my feet when I enter. Thank you kindly - now off to battle life...

eyes_only4him said...

hey guys,
right now I am not sure what I am doing, but u can be sure I will give plenty of notcie!

Joe its not because of anyone in particular..

but thanks for your thoughts!

I guess what I should do is just take a break, I use to blog every fucking day..now its like once or twice a week if I am lucky..

I use to have some pretty good shit on here, now its just plain ole medeocor.

Sarah said...

I'm not a lurker but I've been uncommenting since I'm freakin' lazy.

Why the changes? If you keep it, lemme in! If not, we still have FB! :-)

eyes_only4him said...

I dont know..I think I just need a blogging break, thats all..I dont know..

and yes, we still have FB:-)

gal artist said...

Oh suuuuuuuuure, I come back to bloggin and you threaten to leave.

ROTF!!

eyes_only4him said...

deni,
well..I might just need a break..a big long break...

I have a plan though..dont worry!

Jeannie said...

Take a break if you need to. If you need to go private for a while to bitch to a select group of friends, you do that. Because blogging is all about you.

eyes_only4him said...

Jeannie,
you are right...

but there is not anything I would say anywhere else..I pretty much spill it here:)

Anonymous said...

I'm so sorry half of Blondie's gift had to be returned to hamster heaven. Love that you play with the other one while everyone else is away!

Everyone seems to be a bit off right now. Maybe it's too much winter and all that not so good stuff. I'm going to miss your gym tales!

PinkCat said...

I get the blogging break as I went on one for ages. Also I got big time into FB and had to shut it down. Got to addictive lol.

I would miss you tons.

hugs xx

p.s. who would talk about my cotton socks?

Fantastagirl said...

Ah sure... I finally start commenting again - to find out you are taking a break..

Let me know where you end up!

Tom said...

FFM, it's your life and blog. Do what you think is right. If you blog because you feel you have to, then will it be worth reading?

Rockstar Mom said...

You better include me in the change of address notifications.

Better.

Or else.

I don't know what "else" will be yet. But it won't be good or fun.

And there will be no margaritas involved.

Lola said...

don't leave without letting the peeps know-FYI i am one of those peeps!!!! how can i stalk oops, i mean follow you if i don't know where you go!?

eyes_only4him said...

I have been thinking...and if I do anyhting, everyone will know..dont worry..

but I think I am going to do something while I take a break..

it will be like summer vacation, ya no..re runs!

Cliff said...

Sorry about the Rat C. I hope it comes back to life as something in your basement. Exciting eh?
Stay warm. Why you livin up there anyway?

eyes_only4him said...

cliff,
I dont know y...

is that is what keeps flushing my toilet at nite in the basement? dang it.

Scarlet said...

I'm going to miss you if you stop blogging. Where am I going to learn expressions like "ride the short bus" and "sperm control?"

I say GO PRIVATE if you must.

Unknown said...

Helz Yeah! :)

Sheri said...

Your comment about no reruns gave me an idea about just that. When you decide upon a break, how about posting reruns.

We love VH1 Classic and rockermom classic can live now too.

eyes_only4him said...

Sheri,
thats what I said, it will be like summer, ya no with reruns..hehe

thats exactly what I am gonna do..your a smart cookie:-)

Doozie said...

I wish I had a dollar for everytime you've threatened to set you blog to private and or delete it. Just stop with this nonsense and blog. DAMMIT