Sunday, February 01, 2009

busting at the seams

So my daughter had her birthday. We had the usual shannagins like cake, rodents and aliens.

You can not go wrong with any of those features.

Blondie named her rodents Linda and Annie. Annie though appears to be handicap, or to be politically correct I will call her handicape-able.

She can not use her back legs much at all. My poor dear daughter tells me she is worried about ole Annie, and that maybe we should take her back to the store.

I told her we can not just toss her aside because she can not walk to her food or her water, she needs to bottle feed that damn hamster like a good momma would.

Seriously though, I am not sure whats wrong with it. I did notice when I brought them home that the smaller one had some hind quarter troubles, but I thought maybe it was my imagination.

Turns out its not.

My daughter is convinced Annie will die soon.

And since Annie bit her, she kinda wants her too.

We will see..if Annie goes to the big wheel in the sky, I will go replace her with a newer version of whose hind quarters can move.

Don't be needin no special needs hamster.

We went to a place called Space Aliens for her birthday, wanna see some pics?

I thought so.

See what it says? It says Bar from Mars...that made me giggle.

There is my mom and Blondie..

Please don't make a crack about my hair or my spectacles...I had to get new glasses, as I have suffered permanent eye damage and can not wear contacts right now.

Here are Linda and Annie..our special needs one is the smaller one..

lets take a moment of silence and say a prayer that Annie can over come her handicap. I hate to think I need to hold some sort of a benefit dinner for her..ya no to cover costs of a hamster wheel chair or phsycial therapy.

So this concludes our birthday wrap up.
Good day..
I said good day!


Mrs. K said...

ok i won't say anything about your glasses because they are cute but what's wrong with your part Alfalfa? ;)

Rocker_MoM said...

now what did I say?

I am growing it out, and its in its gawky stage, I can't help it.

IamDerby said...

I had a hamster that had paralyzed hindquarters... happened after he escaped and fell off the shelf. The vet put him down. It cost $10 back in the day. Take it back to the store I say.

Rocker_MoM said...

well, I hate to put him down..if i thought it was in pain maybe..

I am gonna call the store in morning and see what they tell me.

Lola said...

your glasses make you look very 'smarty'

Southern Sage said...

Looks like a big ole time had by all!!
Don't you have a cat???

~*Jobthingy*~ said...

LOL sage.. youre so mean.

poor little thing. hopefuly it is something that resolves itself and poor annie doesnt die. i would be nursing that poor thing back to health if it were me.. im nuts like that.

Rocker_MoM said...

Oh I am so smart, even without them!

yup, two of em..but they are vegatarains!

Job thingy,
I have been trying, but she seems to be getting worse..

I think its terminal.

Scarlet said...

I like the glasses. They remind me of the Hot for Teacher don't sweat it. ;)

I'm glad you're calling the store regarding Annie. They need to be notified in case anything bad happens to her in the near future. I hope she makes it!!

Nice horsie cake, btw. It looks yummy!

JoJo said...

You always look bloody perfect. I like the glasses on you. They look great.

Poor old hammy. How sad!!!

I had eye surgery a couple of months ago to remove cataracts. Best thing ever and now I don't need glasses or contacts.

I loved the bar from mars but it would have been better if it said Mars Bar. Get it Mars Bar!! LMAO

You should stop by my blog somtime soon.

Hugs xx

Rocker_MoM said...

yeah I am calling first thing in the AM..and I am wrong..its not Annie, its Linda who is fallen ill..I am a bad grandma.

I have went to your blog and it tells me its no longer found!

u seenm so young to have cataracts..damn!

JoJo said...

Click on JoJo... I set up a new one. I wanted to swear more. lmao

Rocker_MoM said...

Yeah I just did:-)

Rocker_MoM said...

and I bloody fucking love your swearing!

JoJo said...

Aww I have missed you. You always make me smile. Reading back on your blog it seems you have been a bit down too. Fuck that... us girls should stick together... xx

Rocker_MoM said...


U know I love u:)

Haphazardkat said...

buy the dang rat a short bus to ride around in instead of the wheel!
and a helmet ;) if birthday pics of your blonde wasnt good enough--I spy PALE GIRL!! *squeal* that mini pale girl???? the girl looks just like her!

Ok. I'm gonna go join your handiham on the short bus.


ps. you didn't acquire eye injury gouging at them cuz of the prolonged Mom stay, did ya??

the glasses are hawt.

Humincat said...

You paid money for a gimpy rodent? And I like you blonde better I think.

snake said...

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Snake wine is shown there:

I previously bought a snake wine I am now looking for any other creature wine as mice or tokay, any idea where to find ?

Thanks a lot for your help.

Rocker_MoM said...

I thought u would enjoy the pale one and the mini pale one..I aim to please.

well he didnt look gimpy when I bought him!

JoeinVegas said...

Hmm, not allowed to go anywhere without Pale Girl? And taking your daughter to a bar for her birthday? Looks like you are training her right.

Just be sure you've got two girl hamsters, otherwise you will have three hundred and fifty two hamstes.

Gette said...

I am so with you on the gawky-growing it out stage. We should bring back wigs with a vengeance.

Gette said...

I am so with you on the gawky-growing it out stage. We should bring back wigs with a vengeance.

Rocker_MoM said...

they WERE both chicks..Linda was taken back to the pet store today, they think they are going to have to put her down..

I was wrong, it was not Annie, it was Linda.

amen to that!

Jen - Queen of Poo said...

Glasses are cool! Happy birthday to your cutie!

Monogram Queen said...

Only "you" would buy your kid a special needs hamster cos' you're "special" that way *smirk*

Rocker_MoM said...

thanks, and thanks:)

aint that the truth!