Someone is gonna die and it aint me

This is gonna be one hellofa post..If you are faint of heart or don't care much to read curse words, get the hell outta here..mmkayy?

first off I worked 0800-1600 yesterday for u jerk off s who don't know military time that's 8am till 4pm. Anyhoo, I go put in my 8 hours of hard labor, booked in a gent who I just released Friday..What a dumb ass..Not even out a damn week and he is back. I must be that good looking..They keep coming back for more.

Then I come home and have about 3 hours worth of cleaning. Nothing like coming home and cleaning toys off my living room floor just so I can walk thru the room I pay $1,000 a month to the bank so I can hang my coat here, and I cant walk thru when I get home.

Then after I got dinner ready I had to take Blondie Bee to her school for her open house and so she can meet her teacher..Now take a good look at this face again people.




















I took this gal here to meet her teacher for the first time. The teacher says "Hi Blondie, im Mrs.loveulongtime nice to meet you sweety"

What does my daughter/spawn of satan do? She gives her this evil look and says nothing.

I tell the teacher...oh she is just shy

Then her best little friend from kindergarten is in her class...She came running up..Blondie ignored her. The little boy who sits next to her was sitting in his chair and his mom says " this is so and so..He is gonna sit by you this year"

Blondie

nothing...

I always thought she was just shy. But I am seeing early detections of a hidden bitch inside of her. I mean she comes by it honestly, she truly does, but I was at least 5th grade before I started coping a attitude with my damn teacher...damn


Then we are suppose to sign up for one of the class parties they have. I always choose Christmas. I was the first one to sign up for that holiday. Then after I read the sheet it says if you sign it first your the chair person for that holiday. Holy sh*t.

Hope the tots don't mind rum spiked eggnog and burned sugar cookies...Ho Ho freaking Ho..That's my specialty.

Moving on....

I get home and my mom informs me that my son....the one who said he lost all his coolness when he got a bad haircut yesterday.....had a sign out on the corner and sat there...Do you know what his sign read?..Of course you don't, I will tell you..

will play yo-gi-o for free
will teach u to play for $5

what the hell?

....

Then on my way home from the school I get behind a golf cart. Golf carts in this town is kind of flies on a dung ball...They are all over.

Since when is this proper vehicle transportation for the streets? They don't go more than 5 miles an hour and have no tail lights...

what the hell?

and yet I get pulled over for going a touch over said posted speed limit. And then have to pay a 130 ticket for a fundraising effort cause the next town over cant balance their damn budget, so they target moms in their mini vans cruising at an altitude of57 miles per hour in a 55 zone...

I need a xantex, followed by a chaser of something that contains rubbing alcohol and gasoline.


Good day

Bee Real