Hello

Well it seems I am a hot commodity in the job market in good ole crapville county, today I had the hospital call me for a job I applied for 6 damn months ago. I said "sorry lady, Bossy is already taken..Not enough time nor enough money can make me take 3 stinking jobs, when all I wanted was one..Thanks, but no thanks..

Guess the word has not circulated that I am planning to retire soon..

Then I get a call today from my boss at the crazy house. I guess some of the gals are back from maternity leave and want their hours back, so I will not be on the schedule for September , I will just be "on call" which kind of pissed me off, because I was told when I hired that I would get all these hours and blah blah blah...Then BAM, I am an on call girl.......not a call girl...an ON call girl ..Me and lazy girl, since we were the last two hired..

I am working this weekend at the crazy house, the midnight shift. Guess what I am going to do. Instead of staying awake the whole 8 hours, Bossy is going to get paid for sleeping. Sorry folks, when you piss me off, I WILL sleep on the job. Sucks for you, but works really well for me, so thank you bitches..

So guess maybe I better re-think the hospital job...I might be in need of another job. If I am not out of the home working,then that means I am stuck here with kids. Gee gads that's enough for me to get a job..

um, hospital, yes its me Bossy, you called me yesterday for a job..I said go screw off, but I was only joking, I will come and be your blood drawer girl and shot giver. I will. Ya wanna know why?..Because I like money, I like needles, and I like putting others in pain and discomfort, just ask everyone I know....So what do ya say?...Am I hired?

Then on my walk last night I was chased by a flock of ,not seagulls...but Pelicans. They were coming at me with there big beaks open ready to scoop me in. Not sure if I smelled like fish, or if they had a running bet on who could carry the fat girl away..Once they got a closer look, all bets were off I guess, they all figured there they would sink to the bottom of the lake...I would be like a cement block tied to their flippers..It was a smart move on their part...

I went to the tanning salon today as the sun has been hiding under the clouds last few days. I think I may have burned my girls a bit... Then I went and got my hair cut. I come home and everyone says " I thought you were getting a hair cut."

It seems my hair cut was not notciable to these fools. I paid 20 bucks for a hair cut, the lady didnt wash my hair. In my whole life I have never NOT had my hair washed when I had a cut. Now I went to beauty school, I have been there...I know the whole routine of the hair cutting. You go to the wash bowl bowl, wash the hair, towel dry it, comb it, cut it..done in 15 minutes..

It took her half hour to cut my hair..without even washing it...So she was paid 20 bucks for half hours worth of work. I at least have to put in one hour 10 mintues for 20 bucks.....

So this is the brief synopsis of my day..

Got a call for a job and turned it down
Got a call that my second job doenst need me for any hours now
Kicked my self in the ass for not taking the needle job at the hosptial
Got my girls burned
Got hair cut and no one noticed..and i didnt get a proper wash...
Got chased by pelicans

so how was your day?

I dont really care, unless you can top mine, then I dont wanna hear it.

oh and I forgot to add, our pizza hut caught on fire the otther night...Now can YOU top that?

bee Real