so I figured I would delve into other people I wanted to marry that I did not mention..And I will also show you who I would go steady with today .....ya happy suzie?. So back in the day it was all about looks....Here is a glimpse of my teenage years and who I wanted to rock steady with..
Which one your asking?....All of them. Well I only thought two were hot, but I was going to settle for any of them. My boyfriend at this time looked very similar to the lad on the bottom left. He would sing those damn New Kid songs to me all the time. When I think about it, makes me laugh so hard I am trickling again.
I also forgot about this rocker I wanted to marry. And I use the term rocker very loosely folks...I mean its barley hanging by a shred of rocking dignity.
At the time he was soooo cute and yummy. Although there was no real talent in the rock band..But dang he was cute. Where are they now you ask?..Hell if I know..
But as far as who I find yummy today, and think I would look great on the arm of, it goes as follows..
I believe he needs no explaining....Am I right people?
Then this guy.....He looks like good husband material..Maybe not a bad boy like I find very hot, but he will do just fine..
And of course there is still this guy....
Now mind you..These are my choices if Mr Shaky should turn to stone, get lost on his way home from work, run away with the gypsies, become a lounge singer, or die of natural causes orwhathaveyou....
but really looks isn't what I should be concerned with. At this stage in my life I need a sugar daddy, or financial security if you will.....So I have to get passed the face and look more toward the wallet...
So my next choice is this guy..
he has a few things NOT going for him.....The tie, the hair, the face, and the name Bill.
But he has one very big important thing going for him...
his wallet.
Now I know that certain Native Americans get money for sitting in jail. Making more money killing people and smoking dope then I do working at the jail..So it got me thinking, I need to find me an Indian. I have never found them that attractive, that is until I spotted this honey..
He is cute, am I right? My luck I would get stuck with something along these lines..
I think I would look good on the arm of any of these men. I am more shooting for the last one, its more realistic. But this guy must not belong to a tribe with funds, or I would hope to God he would of seen a dentist.
Just picture me with any of them...
So there you have it....This is a more updated version of what I am looking for in a man, should something happen to Mr shaky..Be it a house falls on him, his eyes get swollen shut, he decides to be a female, or decides to be a folk singer...Or heaven forbid...A preacher.
Oh crap..Looks like I am in the running boys.....
Bee Real
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so, in that case, let me be the first to say, that i'm looking forward to the day you stop wanting to marry everyone. just go steady. its more fun that way....
gosh suzie, you have a valid point.i dont acctually want to get married ever again..so your going steady method sounds the most apealing..that way maybe i can hit all of them..huh?
I agree with susie, why marry? Just milk them for all they're worth.
Now, you leave my Joe alone. I don't want to have to ask you to step outside....ya know, with it being so hot and all :)
Oh, I about spit my drink out when I saw the toothless guy - ew-wie! Next time put a disclaimer up before you go flashing pictures like that around :)
denise,
man I did not think that toothless guy would effect anyone like that...r u in love now?
now what joe are we talking about?..we arent fighting over MY joe againa re we?..I thought we agreed you could have mullet joe and I would take the aged rocker one!
O.k. one of the guys seriously needs an eyebrow wax and the other guy could definately give you a nip and tuck. But hey old dentists dream seems right up your street. LOL
Jo Jo rocks.
LOL
Take care xx
jojo,
well we all know i need a good nip tuck, and he is just the man to do it..
what one needs a wax job?..they are guys, i didnt think men had wax jobs:)
and yes, jojo does rock
I like the guy without the teeth the best...
Me no likey guys with long hair!LOL
I am soooo glad you are back home. I missed your crazy posts. :)
jewl,
yes nice clean hair that blows in the wind is a definate turn off..haha
peggy,
aww, you called me crazy:)
MMMM Dr. Troy, yummy. I think you have missed a lot of Bills fine points. I hope nothing too terrible befalls Mr. Shaky, planning a wedding sucks raw eggs.
LOL...I wasn't allowed to listen to NEW Kids on the Block, but everyone in my youth group, pardon me..all the GIRLS..liked them aLOT.
Fun times.
Kendra
LOL...I wasn't allowed to listen to NEW Kids on the Block, but everyone in my youth group, pardon me..all the GIRLS..liked them aLOT.
Fun times.
Kendra
karin,
yes dr troy...yummy huh?...oh I dont plan to marry any of them, just use thier bodies for my own well being and there money for my own benfit...thats ok isnt it?
i will spread the wealth too..
Kendra,
not allowed to listen to new kids?..oh my, your parents were on the right track there..
I remebr it well..it was 1988, I was 14 and in love with 2 of them, then i got a real boyfriend..haha
never a big fan of New Kids. but that Colin, he's hot. and Bill, well, he does have money
well hell I dunno who any of those cats are, I should get out more I reckon. Well I do know that last cat, the one that can eat corn on the cob through a pickett fence, he's my twin!!!
And gates, I'd do him for half, and smile the whole time!!!!!!!!!!!
The other thing I have gleaned from these posts is that I haven't got nearly enough hair to be married!!!!!!!!!
hey some men have alot more to do with their hormones than grow hair :)~~
So you like bad boys. That means I'm still in the running. Right?
beth,
well i like you even more now that u say u were not a fan..becuae look at what a lame-o I turnd out to be..your got lucky..
and colin?..heck yeah..:)
js,
well i have wondered where u have been..
you like that toothless joe do ya?..aint he purdy?
u have just enough hair for me my dear..:)
cliff,
yes I do like bad boys, that is why I married a soon to be preacher..
and you are ALWAYS in the running..ALWYAS!
OK, I am oficially going on the record as HATING the music video thingy. It bogs my machine when loading, and has no way to disable it until the page loads fully. 'bout blasted me outta my chair.
Cliff, you are bad to the bone, and when Bossy's done toying with your affections, I will be waiting quietly in the wings. Who doesn't love a man who gives his dirt piles fancy names?
gette,
I dont have music vidoes on here..just the tune..no video..do u have dail up?
I always have my speakers off, unless I know i will be sitting here for a while..i like to hear the songs when i am typing a new post or on here having a looksy..
and cliff is mine..i have known him longer:)
heehhehehehe
Nope, wireless. Rather sucky service lately, tho. I guess the woogy woogy epileptic-fit-inducing thingamabob counts as video in my book. Sure you're not gonna play hooky and go to the fair with me?
gette,
man I wish I could go to the fair, even if I did not go to work i still dont have a car..hubbys is in the shop he has something wrong with a wheel well or something...so he is taking my limo, i mean mustang, i mean dodge caravan:)
damn, don't make him drive the caravan, rent something sheeeeeeeesh. Hmmmm the bad boy deal is a plus???????? damn I just got a huge boost on the scale then, and for the record, best I caqn recall you haven't a clue how much hair I don't have but I do smile at the compliment :))))))
I think I missed the preacher post, what denomination preacher??
and...........
the CMFM look is just excellent, I mean W-O-W
ole j
js,
do u not recall sendnign me pics of you?..u have hair and teeth..double bonus boy!
and yes my hubby is going to seminary school to be a pastor, if u can imagine that unfolding. I belive Methodist, i mean thats the church we belong too., guess i never asked him what denomiation. my preacher post was a good 6 months ago:)..u would have to dog to find it..
well I hadn't found you 6 months ago........
anddddddddddd I do remember sending pics but I also know that there are no pics of me lidless unless I'm in the shower!!!! And I do have all my teeth along with a ring in the back left pocket of every pair of wranglers I own (which is the only kind of britches I ever and will ever wear, I was married in jeans, surely that cranks the bad boy chart!!!!)
hehe
ole j
ole j,
there is no way your wife let you wear jeans on oyur wedding day, unless of course it was a shot gun wedding:)
ok I agree with the dude from nip/tuck he is a hot one....
Ummm.... sweetie?
Where's my picture? I didn't see it there.
Sweetie?..................
I have a nice set of............
Teeth.
Jodes,
isnt he just so darling?...he can nip and tuck me anyday;)
~deb,
geesh, what the sam bloody hell was I thinking?..everyone knows I love a good set of
teeth:)
again I feel lost - Who are these honeys??
Of course I do know the new kids - they were big here too. I didn't like them all that much, but had a friend who LOVED them and went to their concert and stuff. And I do like Bill - at least the bankaccount side of him...
What a funny post!
Collin Farrel=definitely a bad boy!
The toothless guy= I'm going to have nightmares now..LOL
You know who I think is super sexy is Dermot Mulroney,google him- I have a big crush on him!(in a harmless way of course!)
I always thought Jon Bon Jovi was hot when I was growing up.
Shelly
sorry meant to say"I have a crush on him" not "on him"- where was my mind..LOL!
nerdine,
i hate the fact they keep you norwegoins under rocks..come move here sweety;)
michele,
i agree about dermont..i think he is kinda sweet too;)
shelly,
yes..agreed..i always thought he was cute too, but he just never made my heart sing..haha
ok, just forget my 2nd comment- I swear I'm not losing my mind..
My computer just sucks today,I need a new one like "Now" LOL!
Hey, that toothless guy is my husband!! How'd you get his picture????
Hey, that toothless guy is my husband!! How'd you get his picture????
Well it looks like things have not changed a bit over here in the beehive. Thank God! I missed you!
michele,
r u ok sweety?..do u need me to call someone?
;)
j&j mom,
well i have been sleeping with him for months now...poor you:)
cori,
i have missed u...i thought u musta died..
lmao @ new kids on the block! omg, brings back so many memories!
Well sexy I reckon your just gonna haveta believe me. I wouldn't lead you astray. I did absolutely get married in jeans and boots as well as my husband maids or whatthefuckever they are called. I had to purchase the black wranglers and black ropers for all but thats what we wore along with the tux top. Believe me we looked damn sporty!!!!! That was back before I was ummmmm heavy! I was still balding and poor but I was in shape, a shape other'n round!
Those are the facts, she wanted to be wed so I held all the cards, there were 2 conditions
#1 I wore jeans
#2 there was a Merle Haggard song played (for all you uncultured folks MH is a living legond and absolutely the greatest country singer of all time. The dude sang "natural high" by haggard, look it up itsa good wedding/funeral song!!!
ole damn sure wore jeans J
vani,
memoreis huh?..haha
j,
well damn, I reckon I need to see some proof of these wedding shannagins....
merle haggard?...your too damn much:)
Thats all true. I wouldn't lie to you, I'm the only salesman that doesn't lie and the only guy on the internet without 9+ inches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haaaaaaaaaaa
anyway the wedding was before digital cams I dont think there are pics that I can send and the jeans were black and you can't tell they are jeans in any pics. hehe@ 2 much, that surely isn't the first or the 121st time i have heard that. That is why in a prior post I said if bad boy was good then I went up the ladder a few rungs. You gotta check my song its a perfect wedding song. Also I want to ammend my "who do I think is sexy" question you asked me. I think Shania and Gretchen wilson are sexy. It's 100% attitude thought, shania is pretty but GW isn't but I just assume she is "game" and thats worth 4 points on the scale. Ok I always type to much but I have a question since I was a late comer (get your mind out of the gutter :)~), why do you call your man Mr. Shakey?
ole j
damn i had a big long comment ready and then it did not post..
ok my hubby use to have a thing for shania too..but i dont know who this grechen gal is..
there was no country at my wedding..2 of my wedding songs were diamonds and pearls by prince and love and affection by def leppard..if that tells u anything..
so what did your bride wear?..she wore a dress I hope?
he is called mr shaky becuase a few months back he was having some weid condtion where he would shake all the time...long stroy;)
yeah she was dressed top the 9's
damn spensive too
no one could really tell that we had on jeans but anyone that knew me knew I wouldn't wear anything but jeans, ever. LOL@ had the shakes..........WTF?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
well I hope he overed it.
js
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